Celebra te! Expense isn't the key at children's birthday parties. SUSAN R. POLLACK SPECIAL TO THE JEWISH NEWS DE TR O IT J EWIS H N E WS L on Wachler invited some un- usual guests to her son's sixth birthday party in their Hunting- ton Woods home. They included Oscar the ferret; a four- foot-long iguana dubbed Darby, and a large albino king snake named, appropri- ately, King. While the family babysitter shuddered and fled, Jordan and his friends chattered excitedly and gazed in wide-eyed wonder at the slithering snake and other critters. "How do snakes go to the bathroom?" one child asked the animals' handler, Daniel Briere, who ferries his menagerie around town in an insulated minivan and is known as "Dan, the Reptile Man." And Jordan, the birthday boy, was so enthralled, his mom says, "that he want- ed Dan to become his father so he could live here with all the animals." Bingo! Lori Wachler had scored a big hit on that all-important kid-party meter, and she didn't have to spend a fortune to do so. Mt Mere, a former Royal Oak pet store manager, charges $85 for an hour- long birthday show that features 10 ani- mals, generally including whistling parrots, a tarantula or scorpion and an al- ligator. His fee is about average for entertainers on the local kiddie birthday party circuit, whose ranks include clowns, magicians, balloon sculptors, puppeteers, fitness/cre- ative movement specialists, cake artists and crafters. Each promises to impart lasting birth- day memories while boosting moms and dads onto that pedestal reserved for spe- cial parents. Here's a rundown of some of metro Detroit's hottest performers of the mo- ment, passed on by moms-in-the-know in Huntington Woods, Southfield and West Bloomfield: Seeing a grown-up burst into tears be- cause she thinks Wild Bill actually flat- tened a real bunny in his crank-style washing machine tells you this magician must be doing something right. Whether demonstrating his disappear- ing rabbit trick or sponge ball routine, Bill Schulte, a retired Chrysler Corp. fire mar- shal from Shelby Township, aims to "make the child a magician" by inviting the birthday celebrant and other willing volunteers (ages 3 to 8) onto the stage during his magic act. Performing either as a clown or a magi- cian, he often entertains in tandem with his wife, Sue, who, as an artist and clown named Pink-a-ling, specializes in face- painting. While she's deco- "Wild Bill" gets help rating little cheeks with Witt a maic g rainbows, palm trees or wit trick fro m birthHdaayngairhl sports team logos, Wild Bill wows them (for an extra Berman.