'West Side Story' 'Space Jam' Space Jam is able to poke fun ketball. If the aliens win, the Toons become amusement park at both Jordan and Warner ust in case anyone forgot slaves; if Bugs and company win, Brothers. Since the movie pur- ports to take place during what a star athlete Michael they get to stay in Toon Jordan's short-lived base- Jordan is, the new movie Town. A Toon victory ap- ball career, references MOVIES pears inevitable until the Space Jam is a 90-minute re- are made to Jordan's pa- Nerdlucks steal basket- minder of Jordan's prowess. thetic hitting ability. Because he's ball talent from NBA players In the opening scene, a young a baseball player, the Nerdlucks Jordan is shooting baskets out- Charles Barkley, Patrick Ewing, don't realize it's Jordan's bas- Muggsey Bogues, Larry Johnson side his house, telling his father ketball talents they should be af- and Shawn Bradley and turn how he wants to play basketball ter. into what appears to be an un- at North Carolina, win a cham- And at one point, even Daffy pionship, go on to play in the beatable cartoon version of the Duck and Bugs Bunny dis- ©1996 WARNER BROS. NBA ... Get the idea? cuss merchandising. Daffy The plot of Space Jam is asks Bugs if he's seen any simplistic, and if you've of the money from their seen the previews, the sto- mugs and T-shirts. ryline won't be a surprise. Despite a PG rating, Tiny creatures from outer there is little parents will space, called Nerdlucks, find offensive or inappro- land on earth to kidnap priate. As long as the Bugs Bunny and the rest movie is taken for what it of the Looney Tunes. The is, a film filled with com- space aliens want to take mercial references, it's a the Toons back in a des- worthwhile outing for the perate attempt to add ex- kids. But, buyer beware, in citement to their failing Bugs Bunny and Michael Jordan get together in the live a mere sentence, reference theme park, Moron Moun- action/animated comedy Space Jam. is made to Hanes, tain. Bugs will not surrender to the Fab Five. Without spoiling the Wheaties, Gatorade and Big pint-sized aliens, and deciding to ending, let's just say it's not hard Macs (all products Jordan him- take advantage of their size, chal- to guess who wins the basketball self has hocked). lenges them to a game of bas- shootout. When the game ends, 1.12 ZOI• Jordan has just-enough time to get from Toon Town to the sta- Jennifer Finer is a staff writer — Jennifer Finer dium for his baseball game. and sports junkie. Rated PG tionally into their lives. The leads est Side Story, playing at — Tony (Jeremy Koch), Maria the Detroit Opera House, (Sharen Camille), Bernardo is a part of Michigan (Kevin Albert), Anita (Natascia Opera Theatre's "Build- A. Diaz) and Riff (Christian Bor- ing on a Dream" season. This pro- le) — move well, sing well, act duction —MOT mounted its own with sincerity. But "Maria," sung several season's back which be- by Koch, does not throb; Maria's came its all-time biggest draw — "I Feel Pretty' sounds cute rather now on tour around the country than elated. There's no magic be- and labeling itself the "Interna- tween the pairs of lovers, either. tional Tour," preserves the orig- A few moments spark or inal production as a kind catch fire: Anita and of tribute, yet entombs it, Maria's duet; the Rum- THEATER too, just like the death of ble scene, "Tonight" and Romeo and Juliet in "Somewhere." (These last Shakespeare's play, its progeni- two are exciting more for extra- tor. ordinary lighting by Natasha The dances are carefully craft- Katz, though, than almost any- ed to look like Jerome Robbins' thing else.) and capture his style; Leonard Under Donald Chan, the or- Bernstein's music sounds as chestra sounds fine, and the mu- great as ever, especially in the sic is served well. But the vitality miraculous second act with and intensity, the tragedy of the Aaron Copland and Prokofiev in- original, and some subsequent fluences; the plangent lyrics writ- productions, are missing. ten by Stephen Sondheim and If you've seen no other, it may Arthur Laurents' deft retelling, be worth a visit because the set in 1950s New York with rival greatness of the show is not di- gangs and a tragic Puerto Rican- minished, only unenhanced. Anglo romance, are all intact. The bland cast, however, nev- Qik-) 40, 1/2 er breaks loose to sweep us emo- — Michael H. Margolin writes about W Michael H. Margolin the arts. j 'The Mirror Has Two Faces' fact, we've seen this movie before. Imagine Fanny Brice as a pro- arbra Streisand is not afraid to take fessor of literature at Columbia on provocative issues. In her new and Nicky Arnstein as the gor- movie, The Mirror has Two Faces, she geous math professor who also tackles mother/daughter conflicts, happens to teach at Columbia, perceptions of beauty and self-esteem and and you get the general idea. Of course, by the end of the the notion of romantic love versus platonic movie, after many plot turns, love. Barbra Streisand is Rose Morgan, lit- Rose and Gregory realize that ro- erature professor at Columbia; Jeff mantic, passionate love is a cru- Bridges is Gregory Larkin, the handsome cial part of their relationship. and, incredibly, dateless math professor. They affirm their love in a great The two meet, become fast friends, then make-out scene on the streets of marry. Their marriage is based on mu- New York, complete with senti- mental music swelling be- tual respect, shared affection, but hind them. not romantic love. This sentimental mu- MOVIES Both Streisand and Bridges are sic is an inside joke be- entertaining and attractive in their Gregory respective roles, and it is great fun to see tween the two characters, a cliche Rose (Bar bra Streisand), right, endures a tortuous dinner with her mother, Hannah (Lauren Bacall), and The Mirror Has Two Faces. they have mocked in their im- es) in the romantic comedy (Jeff Bridg Lauren Bacall as Rose's mother. When she's given lines that go beyond shtick, passioned discussions of love and Wonder why romantic love is so hard to relationships. If only the rest of she knows what to do with them. find? When the lights came on in the the- the movie was as slyly self-aware. The di- But this movie is a disappointment. In alogue is cliched, the musical score is ma- ater, the men were long gone, while the — Lynne Avadenka nipulative and intrusive and the film has women stayed to watch until the dancing, Lynne Avadenka is a Huntington Woods embracing couple faded from the screen. some jarring scene edits. artist. PG-13 T H E D E TR O I T J E W IS H N E W S B 02