As America's Thanksgiving Parade embarks upon its 70th anniversary, 140 Distinguished Clowns are preparing to Silly String Detroit pink. . JULIE YOLLES ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR DANIEL LIPPITT PHOTOGRAPHER "The No. 1 reason I'm a clown is to sup- port the parade. It's one of the ways that the parade has been able to fund-raise money to support its existence," says Borman, who was the chairman of the Thanksgiving Day Parade for five years in the mid- '80s. To be a member of the fun elite, would-be jokesters must be nominated by an existing and active Distinguished Clown and donate $1,000 each year they participate to the Distinguished Clown Corps. Children and grandchildren of Distinguished Clowns are invited to be ore than 1,200 volunteers Junior Jesters (ages 13 and up) or part are working 'round the clock of the Chilly Willy Fan Club (ages 12 and to put on a blockbuster 70th under) for a yearly $250 donation. anniversary Thanksgiving "My wife became a clown a Parade. year after I did, because I had so "We don't get any sleep. Most much fun," says Borman. "When people are up all night. We're run- you walk down the street and ning on adrenalin," says Parade Director Dennis Carnevale. "Usu- see all those kids' faces -- there's ally around 3 a.m., I start thinking just nothing like it. You're see- that there's no hope. I'll never ing the whole mix of what the make it. But when I drive the golf city's about." cart out at 6 a.m. and see all the Borman and his wife, Mar- lene, have reached the official Gold Clown status, a title be- Gary Wasserman, co-chair of the "For the first five years, I had a stowed to those with 10-plus Michigan Thanksgiving Parade Foundation one-piece clown suit. Now that I'm years of official Distinguished and Hob Nobble Gobble, and Susie Gross, a Silver Clown, I've graduated to a director of special events, stand in front of Clown Corps duty. Along with the Hob Nobble Gobble balloon — one of two-piece. Now I can go to the bath- the designation comes a cus- 13 to be featured in the parade. room," jokes Dubin, who marches tom-made gold silk taffeta cos- every year with clown-mate Alan tume and matching hat. The Harvith, his fellow ZBT fraternity buddy from Michi- Bormans have matching his 'n' her suits. About to hit his eight-year mark next week, gan State. "I love doing what I'm doing," says Jimmie Thompson, Parade Company art Fourth-year clown Melissa Orley Lax kibitzes with Howard Dubin has two more years to go for the director since 1988, who was named the '96 Michigan Artist of the Year by the crowd along with Dubin's sister-in-law. Nanci Kan- gold. Artrain of Michigan. "After all, it's live theater." aul Borman was the Class Clown of '84. So were 17 other community leaders — Esther Gordy Edwards, Glen Fortin- berry, Sylvia Gershenson, Chuck Forbes and Max Pincus, to name a few. Front page news, Detroit Free Press, Friday, Nov. 23, 1984. At the Corps of it all were Tom Adams and Walter McCarthy, two corporate guys who just wanted to clown around at the Thanksgiving Day Parade. Twelve years after its formation, the Distinguished Clown Corps will once again make the 2.2 mile trek down Woodward in America's Thanksgiving Parade on Thursday. This year, 140 Distinguished Clowns, armed with 1,500 cans of Silly String, 500 pounds of candy and 300 pounds of multicolored confetti, will embark`upon their mission: Make people happy. 8 A Para e Of Tidbits M