AUDITIONS Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey: Female dancers with a strong background in dance, 18 and older; male and female clowns, 17 and older. 4 p.m. Thurs., Oct. 3. Joe Louis Arena, Detroit. (800) 880-3047. Music Study Club of Metro- politan Detroit: Women who love to sing are invited to join. Re- hearsals held 10-11:30 a.m. every Thurs. Room 101, Southfield Centre for the Arts, Mt. Vernon (formerly B'nai David). (810) 541- 8751. Great Lakes Chorus: Women of all ages, no sight-reading nec- essary. Meets 7:30-10 p.m. every Tues. Henry Ford II High School, Clinton River Road, Sterling Heights. (810) 731-2834. Ann Arbor Symphony Or- chestra will be auditioning for principal trumpet, principal trombone and principal harp the weekend of Oct. 5. For more in- forination, call (313) 994-4801. Bel Canto Choral Society will schedule auditions by appoint- ment for women who read music and enjoy singing a wide variety of music. Rehearsals take place in Southfield. Call Freda Mendel- son, (810) 352-8037. COMEDY Gilda's Club Family Walk and Block Party: The metro Detroit nonprofit support community hosts a fund-raising 5k Walk/Run/Stroll, followed by a Family Block Party with enter- tainment for kids of all ages. 10 a.m. Sun., Sept. 29 (registration begins at 8:30 a.m.). $20. Inside Cobo Center, Detroit. (810) 851- 6557. Paul Rodriguez: With Mario. 8:30 and 10:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat., Sept. 27-28. $20. Chaplin's Corn- edy Club, Groesbeck, Clinton Township. (810) 792-1902. Mark Ridley's Comedy Cas- tle: Blair Shannon with Ken Brown, Fri.-Sun., Sept. 27-29; Open Mike Night with Totally Unrehearsed Theatre, 8:30 p.m. every Tues. All others: 8:30 p.m. Tues.-Thurs.; 8:15 and 10:45 p.m. Fri.-Sat.; 7:30 p.m. Sun. $6/weeknights, $12/weekends. 269 E. Fourth St., Royal Oak. (810) 542-9900. Totally Unrehearsed Theatre: Open Mike Night, 9 p.m. every Wed., $3. First Place Bar and Grill, Canton, (810) 478-7154; 9 p.m. every Thurs., $3. Timbers Seafood Grille/Bananas Comedy Club, Novi, (810) 478-7154. Second City: Slipped a Discus. 8 p.m. Wed., Thurs. and Sun.; 8 and 10:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Improv sessions follow the 10:30 p.m. shows. $12-$19; Best of Second City, 5:30 p.m. Saturdays. $7. Next to the Fox Theatre, Detroit. (313) 965-2222. Joey's Comedy Club: Ricky Kalmon, 8 and 10:30 p.m. Fri.- Cratchet. 1 and 2:30 p.m. Sundays through October. $7/kids aged 2- 10; $8/adults. ($2 additional for puppet show.) Coe Railroad, 840 N. Pontiac Trail, Walled Lake. (810) 960-9440. Detroit Zoo: Fall hours are 10 a.m.-5 p.m. daily; 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Sun. $7.50 ages 13-61/$5.50 ages 62 and over/$4.50 kids 2-12.1-696 and Woodward Avenue, Royal Oak. (810) 398-0903. $5.50/$4.50 seniors and students. DIA, 5200 Woodward, Detroit. (313) 833-2323. tic, Woodward, Detroit. (313) 833-9700. Michigan Theatre presents Ed's Last Move, a 1996 Sundance market comprised of previously- owned collectibles, used rock at- tire, tacky jewelry, records and more, plus Motor Dolls CD release performance with Botfly and Rats of Unusual Size. 8 p.m. Sat., Sept. 28. $5. Magic Bag, Woodward, north of 9 Mile, Ferndale. (810) 544-3030. Film Festival favorite. Ann Arbor is one of four exclusive markets (Madison, WI; Austin, TX; Los Angeles) selected to premiere the film. Opens Fri., Sept. 27. 603 S. Liberty, Ann Arbor. Call for dates and times. (313) 668-8480. Redford Theatre Fall Series presents To Catch a Thief, Sat., Sept. 28. $10. Din- ner packages available. 5070 Schaefer, Dear- born. (313) 584-8885. starring Cary Grant and Grace Kelly. 8 p.m. Fri.; 2 and 8 p.m. Sat., Sept. 27-28. $2.50. Lahser at Grand River, Detroit. (313) 383-0133. Chaplin's Comedy Club: Mike Toomey, Wed.-Sat., Oct. 2-5. 8:30 p.m. weekdays, $5; 8:30 and 10:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat, $10. 34244 Groesbeck, Clinton Township. (810) 792-1902. Plymouth is ART- rageous presents The Rocky Horror Picture Show, star- FAMILY ring Susan Sarandon and Tim Curry. 11:30 p.m. Sat., Sept. 28. $5. Penn Theater, downtown Plymouth. (313) 455-8838. Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey: An all-new rendition of the Greatest Show on Earth. 7:30 p.m. Wed.- Fri.; 11:30, 3:30 and 7:30 p.m. Sat.; 1 and 5 p.m. Sun., Oct. 2-6. $10.50- $14.50. Joe Louis Are- na, Detroit. (810) 645-6666. Detroit Science Center Omnimax Theatre presents n- tanica, documenting Betty Appleton: Sto- ryteller, dance instruc- tor and expressive arts therapist presents an in- teractive multicultural workshop. 1 p.m. Sun., Sept. 29. Borders Book Shop, Birmingham. (810) 644-1515. Rapunzel: The classic ian, actor, film director an d television producer will appear tonight and tomorrow at Chaplin's Comedy Club E ast in Clinton Township. (810) 792-1902. story of the girl with the long hair who lived in an ivory tower. Ages 3 1/2 and up. Through Sept. 7:30 p.m. Fri.; 2:30 p.m. Sat.; 2:30 p.m. Sun. $5.50. Marquis Theatre, 135 E. Main, Northville. (810) 349-8110. Lesbian and Gay Film Festi- val: The 4th annual event pre- EarthQuest: Cranbrook's inter- sents five features and six shorts, active exhibition educates on sim- plus an Opening Premiere Gayla ple, fun and effective ways to Party and a Closing Premiere preserve and protect the world. 10 Party. Fri.-Sun., Sept. 27-29. $6- a.m.-5 p.m. Mon.-Thurs.; 10 a.m.- $20. Uptown Birmingham The- 10 p.m. Fri.-Sat.; 1-5 p.m. Sun. $7; atre. (810) 825-6651. $4/children, seniors; after 6 p.m. Fri.-Sat., $5/adults; $4/children, Detroit Film Theatre presents seniors. Cranbrook Institute of Heavy (USA, 1995, dir. James Science, 1221 N. Woodward, Mangold). Liv Tyler stars in the Bloomfield Hills. (810) 645-3200. Sundance Film Festival award- winner. 7 and 9:30 p.m. Fri.; 4, 7 Family Train Ride: Take an and 9:30 p.m. Sat.; 4 and 7 p.m. hour-long train trip through Sun., Sept. 27-29. DFT Monday marshlands and the Wooded Bird Series presents Bonjour Tristesse Sanctuary. Magic show and yo-yo (USA, 1958, dir. Otto Preminger). tricks on board. Puppet show with Stars Jean Seberg and David Niv- Michael Brody and his Grandpa en. 7 p.m. Mon., Sept. 30. FILM the expeditions to ex- plore the sunken shipwreck. 10 a.m., 11 a.m., noon and 1 p.m. Mon., Wed., Fri.; 1, 2 and 3 p.m. Sat.- Sun. Destiny in Space continues at 10 a.m., 11 a.m., noon and 1 p.m. Tues., Thurs.; 4 p.m. Sat.-Sun. $6.50/$4.50 students, seniors, includes ad- mission to museum. 5020 John R, Detroit. (313) 577-8400. POP/CONTEMPORARY MUSIC Tori Amos: With Josh Clayton- Felt. 8 p.m. Fri., Sept. 27. $23/$20. Hill Auditorium, Ann Arbor. (313) 763-TKTS. Dave Matthews Band: Fri., Sept. 27. Call for showtime and price. Breslin Center, E. Lans- ing. (517) 484-5656. George Jones: Country legend. 7 p.m. Sun., Sept. 29. $36/adult; $32/student/senior. Macomb Center for the Performing Arts. (810) 286-2222. Joshua Redman: 7 p.m. Thurs., Oct. 1. $20. The Majes- Junk 'N' Jam: A makeshift flea Lonesome and Blue: 8-10 p.m. Fri., Sept. 27. Borders Books and Music, Novi. (810) 347-0700. Satin Dolls: 2-4 p.m. Fri., Sept. 27. Borders Books and Music, Farmington Hills. (810) 737-0110. Birmingham Invitational Marching Band Festival: Host- ed by the Groves Marching Band, the festival will feature nine high school bands competing. 7 p.m. Sat., Sept. 28. $4/adults; $2/stu- dent; $10/family. Groves High School, Beverly Hills. (810) 203- 3530. 7th House: Betty, 9 p.m. Fri., Sept. 27, $10; Stewart Francke, 8 p.m. Sat., Sept. 28, $7. 7 N. Sagi- naw, Pontiac. (810) 335-8100. Magic Bag Theatre:Sleepy Labeef, 7 p.m. Sun., Sept. 29, $7; Alpha Soma, techno music, 9 p.m. every Sun., $5; Monday Night Football, on the biggest Big Screen in Detroit, 8 p.m. every Mon., no cover. Woodward, north of 9 Mile, Ferndale. (810) 544-3030. The Majestic: Sebadoh, 8 p.m. Mon., Sept. 30, $10. Woodward, Detroit. (313) 833-9700. The Ark: Jonathon Brooke, Fri., Sept. 27, $12.50; World of Slide Guitar, Sat., Sept. 28, $12.50; El- lis Paul and Barbara Kessler, Sun., Sept. 29, $10. New location at 316 S. Main, Ann Arbor. (313) 761-1800. Memphis Smoke: The Alliga- tors, Fri., Sept. 27; Al Hill and the Love Butlers, Sat., Sept. 28; Moon- pie Fonatana, Sun., Sept. 29. 100 S. Main, Royal Oak. (810) 543- 0917. Fat Willy's: Sal D'Agnillo, Fri., Sept. 27; Tom Fredricks, Sat., Sept. 28. All entertainment begins 9 p.m. Farmington Rd., just north of 7 Mile, Livonia. (810) 615-1330. Sunset Grill: Open blues jam with Tim Flaharty every Tuesday. 13 Mile and Novi Road, Novi. (810) 624-8475. The Blue Moon: Live music Thursdays featuring local talent, 9 p.m.-2 a.m. 3965 Woodward (at Alexandrine), Detroit. (313) 831- 8071.