SIN Entertainment 'Feeling Minnesota' PHOTO BY FIROOZ ZAHEDI Rated R \-) bout 10 minutes into Feel- ing Minnesota, you get the feeling that Director Scott Baigelman has sat through Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction a few times. Min- utes later, you can't help but wonder if he has also seen the Coen Brothers' Fargo. From its contrived opening sequence to its final artificial plot twist, Feel- ing Minnesota aspires to match these films in wit and intensi- ty, but fails on both accounts. Mostly, Feeling Minnesota feels phony. The rambling, jumbled story centers on two hoodlum broth- ers, sleepy Jjaks (Keanu Reeves) and edgy Sam (Vincent D'Onofrio). The siblings have been separated for years, by per- sonal choice and by prison sen- tences, but Jjaks has decided to come home for his brother's wedding. Cameron Diaz plays Freddie, the tough, impetuous woman who has been forced into mar- rying Sam. She prefers the es- tranged brother to the arranged Despite a lifetime of betrayal, Freddie (Cameron Diaz) learns to depend on Jjaks brother and, after an im- (Keanu Reeves) and have a special relationship. promptu tryst with Jjaks dur- When the story finally takes ing the wedding reception, vance a storyline that seems to some clever plot twists in the last get increasingly mired in its lofty convinces him to run off to Vegas aspirations. Desperately, the 20 minutes, it is almost too late with her. Sam, more film wants to be dark and to matter. Clearly, Baigelman smitten than smart, MOVIES comical, but the script lacks has chosen some accomplished pursues the lovers the requisite zing. Both Taran- filmmakers to study, he just on the lam, leading to several violent encounters be- tino and the Coens know that needs to do a little more home- tween the siblings that resemble movie bad guys require memo- work next time. outtakes from the Three Stooges. rable dialogue. Baigelman either While the violence is used for doesn't understand this or he just — Richard Halprin a comic effect, it does little to ad- isn't similarly skilled. ternational Luciano Pavaro'cti Vo- cal Competition 15 years agO. "There are a lot of untapped Jews out there who would like to uncover more of their background but `hate lacked commitment," says Cantor Mizrahi about the increasing number of Jews who are snatching up recordings of classic prayers and liturgy. Cantor Mizrahi committed to the Judaica series knowing that the albums would attract listen- ers for varied reasons. "Certain- ly, Nimoy [as narrator] will attract a certain crowd, which was a real marketing coup, and the cantors' names will attract others," he said. But it is inside the heart where the music plays its greatest role. "If we touch 100 Jews — or 20 Jews — with these records, it's all worthwhile. We just want to touch a chord in everyone's heart," says the cantor. Li WHAT WE THINK Feeling Minnesota . . .. . . ... . . . .. Basquait. Rich Man's Wife . . ..... . . . ... ..... . Grace of My Heart . Foxfire She's the One . . . Spitfire Grill A Very Brady Sequel . Tin Cup Emma . Trainspotting A Time To Kill Lone Star After her husband is brutally murdered, Josie (Halle Berry) becomes the focus of a police investigation and a blackmail victim. 'The Rich Man's Wife' requisite damsel in distress mo- ments along with a musical ou have the right to remain score that underlines every sus- silent. You have the right penseful interlude. Halle Berry to have an attorney pre- does some Harlequin-like genre sent. Anything you say may work here and delivers the at- tractive feminine star be held against you in a power needed to propel court of law." M ou IES If you can recite the this bodice ripper along. Cinematographer Haskel Miranda rights, you could write the rest of this film. Wexler has lit the film with The Rich Man's Wife is a cliché menace — whether capturing festival that might as well have the icy stare of sociopathic Cole been a movie of the week about Wilson (Peter Greene) or a dark a woman in jeopardy. You'll re- night on a deserted road. ally be able to empathize with But it's Clea Jones as a police Josie Potenza (Halle Berry) if informant who steals the pic- your husband, a wealthy work- ture. She's deliriously wacky as obsessed businessman, proposed the deranged ex-wife of Josie's to you, a beautiful but impover- secret lover. ished store clerk, on your first If you like this sort of sus- date. Only so much time to de- pense-thriller, you'll have more vote to an emotional life, you fun discussing The Rich Man's know. Wife the next day at the office — The entire film is told in flash- that is, if you can find anyone back style from murder suspect else who has seen it. The ending Josie's point of view, so we know of the picture will mess with she's stacking the deck in her fa- your mind. vor. After all, she must be inno- 1.12 cent, since she stood to gain nothing from her husband's — Dick Rockwell murder — she signed a prenup- tial agreement. By the way, her husband Tony's (Christopher McDonald) death is excessively violent. But Outstanding Tony wasn't a particularly good or affectionate husband anyway; Very Good his snarled lips, sunken dark eyes, alcoholism and, of course, Good his infidelities were indicators that he was disposable.. Fair This potboiler supplies all the Rated R y Bagel Barometer ck.) .®