Editor's Note: Because of the Rosh Hashanah holi- day, the JN Entertainment Calendar reflects events from Sept. 15-19. Chaplin's East: Tim Ca- vanaugh, Wed.-Sat., Sept. 18-21. 8:30 p.m. weekdays, $5; 8:30 and 10:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat, $10. 34244 Groesbeck, Clinton Township. (810) 792-1902. Detroit Zoo: Fall hours are 10 a.m.-5 p.m. daily; 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Sun. $7.50 ages 13-61/$5.50 ages 62 and over/$4.50 kids 2-12. I- 696 and Woodward Avenue, Roy- al Oak. (810) 398-0903. FILM AUDITIONS DANCE Les Liaisons Dangereuses, presented by the Grosse Pointe Theatre, will hold auditions for all-aged acting parts. 1-4 p.m. Sun.; 7-10 p.m. Mon., Sept. 15- 16. For scripts and information, call (313) 885-8162. 100 Years of Detroit Dance, Detroit Film Theatre presents 1896-1996: An exhibition of Girls Town (USA, 1996, dir. Jim artifacts, costumes, memorabil- McKay). Winner of two awards ia and photographs. Exhibit at the Sundance Film Festival, through Sept. 22. Tours are it co-stars and was co-written by available. Reuther Library, 5401 Lili Taylor. 4 and 7 p.m. Sun., Sept. 15. DFT Monday Series Cass, Detroit. (313) 577-4024. presents Rhythm Thief (USA, 1995, dir. Matthew Harrison). 7 p.m. Mon., Sept. 16. $5.50/$4.50 seniors and students. DIA, 5200 Woodward, Detroit. (313) 833- Somewhere in Time: Recreate 2323. the late 1920s with antique auto displays, riverboat rides and 89X Movie Series presents The entertainment, including puppeteer/songstress Maureen Schiffraan and her puppet pal Coco perfol ming at the Ani- mal Fair at noon. 11 a.m.-4 p.m., Sun., Sept. 15. No charge. Elizabeth Park, Trenton. (313) 261- 1990 You Can't Take it With You, presented by Stagecrafters in Royal Oak, announces auditions for the classic Kaufman and Hart comedy. Bring a non-returnable photo. 5:30 p.m. Sun.; 6:30 p.m. Mon.; 7 p.m. Tues./call-backs, Sept. 15-17. (810) 541-6430. Ann Arbor Symphony Orchestra will be auditioning for principal trumpet, principal trombone and principal harp the weekend of Oct. 5. For more information, call (313) 994- 4801. Bel Canto Choral Society will schedule auditions by appoint- ment for women who read music and enjoy singing a wide variety of music. Rehearsals take place in Southfield. Call Freda Mendelson, (810) 352-8037. COMEDY FAMILY a.m., noon and 1 p.m. Mon., Wed., Fri.; 1, 2 and 3 p.m. Sat.- Sun. Destiny in Space continues at 10 a.m., 11 a.m., noon and 1 p.m. Tues., Thurs.; 4 p.m. Sat.- Sun. $6.50/$4.50 students, se- niors, includes admission to museum. 5020 John R, Detroit. (313) 577-8400. POP/CONTEMPORARY MUSIC Ann Arbor Blues and Jazz Festival: Lots of live music, food and films. Maceo Parker, 11 a.m. Sun., Sept. 15, Gallup Park. For more information and tick- et prices, call (313) 747-9955 or Ticketmaster at (810) 645-6666. Rage Against the Machine: With Girls Against Boys/Stan- Rapunzel: The classic story of the girl with the long hair who lived in an ivory tower. Ages 3 1/2 and up. Through Sept. 7:30 p.m. Fri.; 2:30 p.m. Sat.; 2:30 p.m. Sun. $5.50. Marquis Theatre, 135 E. Main, Northville. (810) 349-8110. Mark Ridley's Comedy Cas- Oran- tle: Mike Orenstein with Horace EarthQuest: brook's interactive exhi- Sanders, Sun., Sept. 15; Eddie Strange with Mark Sweetman, bition educates on Wed.-Sun., Sept. 18-22; Open simple, fun and effective Mike Night with Totally Unre- ways to preserve and hearsed Theatre, 8:30 p.m. every protect the world. 10 Tues. All others: 8:30 p.m. Tues.- a.m.-5 p.m. Mon.- Thurs.; 8:15 and 10:45 p.m. Fri. Thurs.; 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Sat.; 7:30 p.m. Sun. $6/week- Fri.-Sat.; 1-5 p.m. Sun. nights, $12/weekends. 269 E. $7; $4/children, seniors; Fourth St., Royal Oak. (810) 542- after 6 p.m. Fri.-Sat., $5/adults; $4/children, 9900. seniors. Cranbrook In- Totally Unrehearsed The- stitute of Science, 1221 atre: Open Mike Night, 9 p.m. N. Woodward, Bloom- every Wed., $3. First Place Bar field Hills. (810) 645- Wow, wow, wow fellas, the or girl is back in all her splendor. Carol and Grill, Canton, (810) 478- 3200. Charming and the colorful cast put, on their Sunday clothes at 3 and 7154; 9 p.m. every Thurs., $3. Timbers Seafood Grille/Bananas Family Train Ride: 8 p.m. at the Macomb Center for the Performing Arts. Comedy Club, Novi, (810) 478- Take an hour-long train 7154. trip through marsh- lands and the Wooded Bird Sanc- 9 ford Prison Experiment. Thurs., Second City: Slipped a Discus. tuary. Magic show and yo-yo Truth About Cats and Dogs, Sept. 19. $13. Cobo Arena, De- p.m. Wed., Sept. 18. $2. Magic 8 p.m. Wed., Thurs. and Sun.; 8 tricks on board. Puppet show troit. (810)645-6666. Bag Theatre, 22920 Woodward, and 10:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Improv with Michael Brody and his sessions follow the 10:30 p.m. Grandpa Cratchet. 1 and 2:30 Ferndale. (810) 544-1991. 7th House: Moxy Fruvous, 8 shows. $12-$19; $8/Hump p.m. Sundays through October. Detroit Science Center Om- p.m. Thurs., Sept. 19, $7. 7 N. Day Special at 8 p.m. Wednes- $7/kids aged 2-10; $8/adults. ($2 nimax Theatre presents Ti- Saginaw, Pontiac. (810) 335-8100. days. Best of Second City, 5:30 additional for puppet show.) Coe documenting the tanica, p.m. Saturdays. $7. Next to the N. Pontiac Trail, expeditions to explore the Magic Bag Theatre: Charlie Railroad, 840 Fox Theatre, Detroit. (313) 965- Walled Lake. (810) 960-9440. sunken shipwreck. 10 a.m., 11 Hunter Quartet, 8 p.m. Sun., 2222. Sept. 15, $10; Monday Night Football on 22 ft. T.V., 8 p.m. every Mon.; Alpha Soma, every Sun., 9 p.m., $5. Woodward, north of 9 Mile, Ferndale. (810) 544- 3030. St. Andrew's Hall: Christian Death, 7:30 p.m. Mon., Sept. 16, $8. 431 E. Congress, Detroit. (313) 963-7237. The Shelter at St. Andrew's Hall: Smoking Popes with the Figgs and Jimmy Eat World, 7:30 p.m. Sun., Sept. 15, $5; Fire- side, 7:30 p.m. Mon., Sept. 16, $6; Long Fin Killie, 10 p.m. Wed., Sept. 18, $6. Downstairs from St. Andrew's Hall, 431 E. Congress, Detroit. (313) 963-7237. The Ark: Todd Snider, Tues., Sept. 17, $11; Open Stage, Wed., Sept. 18, $3; Kari Newhouse, Thurs., Sept. 19, $8.75. New lo- cation at 316 S. Main, Ann Ar- bor. (313) 761-1800. Sunset Grill: Open blues jam with Tim Flaharty every Tues- day. 13 Mile and Novi Road, Novi. (810) 624-8475. The Blue Moon: Live music Thursdays featuring local talent, 9 p.m.-2 a.m. Sunday open jam sessions 8 p.m.-2 a.m. 3965 Woodward (at Alexandrine), De- troit. (313) 831-8071. Beale Street Blues Bar-B- Que: Wednesday jazz jam with Tim Flaharty Trio with Nancy K 8-12 p.m. 8 N. Saginaw, Pon- tiac. (810) 334-7900. The Whitney: David Syme, pi- ano. 7:30-11 p.m. every Thurs. 4421 Woodward, Detroit. (313) 832-5700. Rochester Chop House: Hen- ry Feinberg, piano. 7-11 p.m. every Wed.-Sat. 306 Main, Rochester. (810) 651-2266. Golden Mushroom: Schunk, Starr and Dryden, jazz trio, every Fri. 7 p.m. No cover. 18100 W. 10 Mile at Southfield Road, Southfield. (810) 559-4230. Envoy Cafe: September is jazz month: Michael Krieger, 6:30 p.m. Mon.-Tues., Sept. 16-17. 33210 W. 14 Mile, W. Bloomfield. (810) 855-6220. CLASSICAL MUSIC Opening Weekend at DSO: Neeme Jarvi, conductor; Midori, violin. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri.; 8:30 p.m. Sat.; 3 p.m. Sun., Sept. 19- 22. $16-$58. Each performance is followed by an Afterglow: $50. .Detroit Symphony Orchestra Hall. (313) 833-3700. - c/\