'Twister' Rated PG-13 When placed in the path of a twister, "Dorothy" will eject a t's too bad Gone with the profusion of spherical sensors Wind has already been tak- which emit signals allowing sci- en as a film title because entists to study the "workings" this tumultuous tale would of a tornado from the inside. certainly qualify as a prime can- Hopefully, given that knowledge, didate for that appellation. a lifesaving, early-warning sys- Twister, a breathtaking action- tem can be devised. adventure film, will blow you Complicating matters are away with a breakneck pace that Paxton's new girlfriend, Jami whips you along thanks to Gertz, a reproductive therapist swirling special effects. more at ease with a cellular One scene depicting the wreck- phone in her hand calming an age of a small town in the expectant mother than aftermath of an "F-4"-rat- MOVIES stalking a tornado. Add ed tornado (the second to that a second team of most powerful) will remind you tornado chasers who are "in it for of the devastation of the Atlanta the money, not the science." scene in GWTW, camera pulling Somehow, this second team has back and up to reveal a sea of hu- succeeded in gaining corporate man debris. sponsorship and a fleet of sleek After seeing Twister, I would vans to track down tornadoes. rather stare down a Tyran- Paxton, "a dirt sniffer," with nosaurus Rex than face the eye an intuitive feel about where a of a tornado. The awesome pow- tornado will head, is outraged er and beauty of nature at its that his team of chasers must most destructive is magnificent- contend with these mercenary ly captured by director Jan De interlopers. Bont (Speed) and the computer Enough about plot, character wizards at Industrial Light and motivation and personality con- Magic. This is one of those visu- flicts. Let's enjoy the real stars al epics that must be seen on the — those immense, circling, dark- big screen to be fully appreciated. ening clouds; the 140-mile-per- I only wish they had reinstalled hour winds that pick up fuel those massive, theater-shaking tankers and fling them across bass speakers that toured with highways like beach balls; and the film Earthquake; now that the towering, twirling, twin wa- would have rocked the house. terspout tornadoes that dance Helen Hunt ("Mad About across a lake like a giant You") and Bill Paxton (Apollo 13) Nureyev and Fontaine. These play tornado chasers whose are spectacularly beautiful sights stormy marriage is on a collision reminding us not to mess with course with the elements. They Mother Nature but hold her in are headed for a divorce, papers awe. in hand, when suddenly another storm starts brewing. Make that a flock of storms, in rapid suc- cession, and an opportunity for —Dick Rockwell them to try out "Dorothy," their wondrous little R2-D2 canister. 1 Agent Bateau scans the crowd for a fleeing suspect believed to be the elusive electronic terrorist "The Puppet Master." 'Ghost In The Shell' Unrated by the MPAA (nudity, violence, adult lan- guage) What passes for deep thought in this anima is really just the breeze tousling the heroine's hair as she stares vacantly into the abyss of informa- host in the Shell could as easily tion. It's a mystery how computers, fiber op- MOVIES be titled "Soul in the Machine" tics, technology and the Internet could all be since this Japanese animation, a rendered so woodenly. spin-off from the extremely popular se- ries of comic books (or manga) by the artist tO 1/2 Masamune Shirow, is ultimately interested in in- terfacing more cosmic questions than its techno- —Dick Rockwell babble would admit. Beyond the hardcore action sequences and Blade Runner Technopolis setting, we're into existential philosophy here as well. What if your brain were implanted in a cybernetic body capable of plugging into a world-wide Internet? Could you hack into the core of your existence, discover your creator and find proof of your soul? This movie desperately needs some levity. Granted, Ghost in the Shell has a keen sense of Cyberville — a mas- sive cityscape environment of ghast- ly towers connected by a labyrinth of thoroughfares all resembling network conduit. But, in spite of its artistry, there are no real denizens here except to intercept stray bullets or act as ob- stacles during an early chase sequence when the cyber-criminal "Puppet Master" tries to infiltrate headquar- ters. One of Ghost's most evocative se- quences might be considered a tone poem for a music video. The city's var- ious streets, buildings — some paint- ed, some with neon signage — and netherworldly atmosphere are shown in a slow montage as eerie Oriental music is heard. Meanwhile, in the bay which adjoins the city, the naked hero- ine, "Major" Motoko Kusanagi, floats aimlessly, adrift in a sea of thought. Placid, embryonic scenes like this alternate with others of senseless vi- olence, didactic conversation and, of Major Motoko Kusanagi is a female cybernetic secret service agent sent to course, artillery fire and kung fu. counter sophisticated crime in a society dominated by the Net. G PHOTO BY DAVID JAMES In the movie Twister, Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton's on-screen marriage isn't the only stormy condition.