A Risk uctioneer Franklin Greenberg recalls the scene: Two well-heeled ladies were sitting at opposite ends of the same row at a live auction several years back. A Chinese ivory-jade panel worth around $500 went on the block. A hand shot up, followed by another across the room. Simmering looks flew back and forth. Pretty soon, the women were furi- ously outbidding each other for the item, offering outrageous sums for it. When one of them ran out of money or staying power, the triumphant bidder walked away with an exceedingly expen- sive decorative panel. "I thought it was a joke at first. Then I realized there was a vendetta going on," Greenberg says. At another auction some years ago, a novice bidder so badly wanted a pair of din- ing-room chairs that she began to bid against herself. After the second time, Greenberg stopped everything and gently told her that if she upped herself again, he'd take her bid an she'd take home some mighty costly chairs. The moral of the story: Be competitive, but don't lose your head. Greenberg, of Oak Park, has been in the business for some 26 years, first in New York City, then at a now-defunct Bloom- field Hills-based auction house, and cur- rently with Les Goodman at the Royal Oak Auction House and Gallery, Royal Oak's first permanent auction house. At noon Sunday, he and Goodman will conduct a live auction of thousands of items. They range from a Beatles throw pillow to a 1941 pen-and-ink drawing by Jacques Villon to a collection of antique tin litho fric- tion cars to antique beaded purses to mod- ern furniture to the most spectacular item, U) LLJ (../) THE D E TRO I T LLI 102 Bargain hunters and collectors may find what they're looking for at two auctions this week. It's almost impossible to lose. JULIE EDGAR STAFF WRITER a solid onyx and bronze Tiffany clock from the early 1900s. That will probably go for between $8,000 and $10,000, Goodman says. It's not Jackie 0. at Sotheby's, but then, few people who attend- ed that walked away with a bar- gain, either. "People vastly overpaid for items, but they were thrilled to be there, to buy items of a famous per- son. There's always the thrill and challenge, even in a small auction house," Greenberg says. Sunday's auction will be a de- parture from the norm, says Good- man, who likes the "adrenaline" of a good auction. 'We'll serve wine and hors d'oeu- vres. People will have a good time," he says. He expects about 200 peo- ple. After running Decorative Arts 20th Century Modern in Royal Oak for 13 years, Goodman, of Farmington Hills, outgrew the shop and moved into the new quar- ters a few blocks east of Main Street. The items to be auctioned will be displayed in the main gallery of the 11 Mile Road store, which specializes in contemporary 20th-century furniture by the likes Pop culture artist Charles Fazzino is known for his whimsical commentaries on life illustrated by his 3-D serigraphs. of Charles Eames, Herman Miller, One of his New York scenes will be auctioned off at the Fanclub Foundation for the Arts Fund-Raiser. George Nelson and Heywood- At the behest of her fiance, radiologist dozen animation cels featuring Woody Wakefield. Most of his regular inventory, including curvy, furry and boldly colored Mark Bernstein, whom she met at last Woodpecker and his girl Winnie, Felix the chairs, couches, ottomans, lamps, tables, year's spring fund-raiser, art dealer/ Cat and the Pink Panther, along with cabinets, bureaus and the like, are not up collector Tracey Conn donated works for adorable Warner Brothers stuffed animals, Thursday's auction that run the gamut signed earrings and a 3-D serigraph by for auction but are on display. from pop art to cultural memorabilia. Charles Fazzino, an autographed photo- Conn, of West Bloomfield, chose a half- graph of sculptor Bill Mack and auto- idders seeking a worthy cause and a serious bargain may want to bid silently on a bottle of fine wine or a charming animation cel of the Pink Panther playing pool, for instance. The place is the Fanclub Foundation for the Arts' 20/30 League's second annual spring Auctioneer Franklin Greenberg is unaware of any definitive book on auction fund-raiser on Thursday, May 23. etiquette. But he's got a few suggestions of his own, culled from a quarter Fanclub Foundation for the Arts rais- century on the circuit: es money for established cultural organi- zations in the city that need a boost. This • Never make obscene gestures to an auctioneer. "It hurts his feelings." year, it made grants to the Hilberry The- • Ask questions about the desired item if you haven't viewed it first. atre, Orchard's Family Services Summer Arts Program and Birmingham-Bloom- • Don't bid against yourself unless there's a counter-bid. field Art Association. The 20/30 League is a division of the • Resist getting swept up in the fervor of the auction, lest you buy something Foundation that was formed to attract you really don't like or need. younger members. NEW YORK, NEW YORK, IT'S A WONDERFUL TOWN! B The Art of Auctions