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Er For faster service call 810-354-6620 and charge it to your Visa or MasterCard between the hours of &30 an and 5:00 pm mma amm mmm mm WM WWM OM.* MMM mar,W MMW Wm, Walnut Lake Road, West Bloom- field. 7 p.m. Sun. $10-$25. 137 Park St., Chelsea. (313) 475-7902. THEATER Hilberry Theatre, running in Shear Madness, a "hair-raising" comedy whodunit. Through May 26. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Fri.; 6 and 9 p.m. Sat.; 2 and 6 p.m. Sun. Some Wed. matinees. $16-$24. Gem Theatre, across from Fox Theatre in Detroit. (313) 963-9800. State Zip rotating repertory: Abelard and Heloise. Through May 11. Every- thing in the Garden, Edward Al- bee's sinister comedy. Through April 27. Call for times. Hilberry Theatre, 4743 Cass Ave., Detroit. (313) 577-2972. Dames at Sea, a tap-dancin' mu- Beauty and the Beast, the sical presented by the Players Guild of Dearborn. Join the grand-opening celebration of a new 1,144-square-foot addition at a ribbon-cutting ceremony at 7:30 p.m. Fri., May 3. Perfor- mances are May 3-5, 10-11, 17- 18; 2:30 p.m. May 19. $12. 21730 Madison, West Dearborn. (313) 561-TKTS. Forever Tango: The Eternal Dance, the final production of presented by Rosedale Community Players. The Jewish comedy version of Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, featuring Lindy Bruton. Through April 27. 8 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Upstage, 21728 Grand River, Detroit. (313) 532-4010. Fiddler on the Roof: This 30th- anniversary production features Theodore Bikel as Tevye. 8 p.m. Fri.-Sat., April 26-27; 2 p.m. Sat.- Sun., April 27-28; 7:30 p.m. Sun., April 28; Fisher Theatre, Detroit. (313) 871-1132. Broadway hit musical. Through May 26. 7:30 p.m. Tues.-Sat. and 6:30 p.m. Sun. Matinees are at 2 p.m. Sat. and 1 p.m. Sun. $16-60. Masonic Temple, Detroit. (313) 832-2232. Beau Jest, the Fisher Theatre season. April 30-May 19. 8 p.m. Tues.-Fri., 2 p.m. Sat. and Sun., 7:30 p.m. Sun. $22.50-$45. Fisher Theatre, De- troit. (313) 872-1000. On the Open Road, presented by the Theatre Company. Through April 28. 8 p.m. Thurs.- Sat.; 2 p.m. Sun. University of Detroit, Mercy. (313) 993-1130. Riffs, Detroit playwright Bill Merrily We Roll Along, by Harris' comedy about four retired men. Through May 4. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri., 4 and 8 p.m. Sat., 2 and 8 p.m. Sun. $15-$25. Attic Theatre, third floor Trapper's Al- ley, Greektown. (313) 963-9339. Corpse!, presented by Meadow Brook Theatre. Comic thriller set in London in 1936. Through May 12. 8 p.m. Fri., April 19; 2 and 8 p.m. Sat., April 20; 6:30 p.m. Sun., April 21; 8 p.m. Tues., April 23; 2 and 8 p.m. Wed., April 24; 8 p.m. Thurs., April 25. $20- $28.50. Oakland University, Rochester. (810) 377-3300. Oleanna: David Mamet's study of power, censorship and abuse. Through May 5. 8:30 p.m. Thurs.- Fri., 3 and 8:30 p.m. Sat., 2 and 7:30 p.m. Sun. $14. Detroit Repertory Theatre, 13103 Woodrow Wilson, Detroit. (313) 868-1347. JET Staged Readings, the Address Signature (required) 6 9 1 gm- Pm wAlm mrai NEPAA mom tam . Save 37h off the newsstand price by n3sponrfing today. Receive 52 issues of The Jewish News plus five issues of Style magazine for only $42 ($58 out-of-state). Yes, I'd like my own subscription to The Jewish News. I wrm wm . amm . CALENDAR page 91 1996 Festival of New Plays. Works in progress will feature Janet Neipris' 703 Walk Hill 7:30 p.m. May 1-2. Show TBA May 8- 9. Hindy Brooks' The Night The War Came Home May 24-25. $5/$15 for the series. Maple- Drake JCC. Thursday perfor- mances at JPM JCC. (810) 788-2900. Purple Rose Spring Comedy Festival, a collection of short, original plays centered around the theme of "Life: Liberty and the Pursuit of Lust." Through May 19. 8 p.m. Wed.-Sat.; 2 and Stephen Sondheim. 7:30 p.m. Thurs., May 2; 8 p.m. Fri. and Sat., May 3 and 4. $5. Mail check to West Bloomfield High School, 4925 Orchard Lake Road, West Bloomfield, MI 48322. (810) 539- 2555. Isn't It Romantic, presented by Farmington Players. Wendy Wasserstein's comedy about con- temporary women's struggle bal- ancing personal freedom with romantic fulfillment. Opens Fri., April 26. Through May 18. 8 p.m. April 26-27, May 3-4, 9-12, 16-18; 2 p.m. May 5, 12; 7 p.m. April 28. $8. 32332 W. 12 Mile, Farming- ton Hills. (810) 553-2955. On Golden Pond, presented by Grosse Pointe Theatre. Through May 4. 8 p.m. shows except for 2 p.m. Sun., April 28. $10. Fries Auditorium, Grosse Pointe War Memorial, 32 Lake Shore Dr., Grosse Pointe Farms. (313) 881- 4004. Barefoot in the Park: Neil Simon's play presented by the Plymouth Theatre Guild. 8 p.m. Fri.-Sat., May 3, 4, 10, 11; 6 p.m. Sun., May 5. $7 adv./$8 door. Watertower Theatre, cam- pus of Northville Regional Hos- pital, west of 1-275. (810) 349-7110. The Owl and the Pussycat, comedy presented by the Ply- mouth Theatre Guild. 8 p.m. Fri.- Sat., May 3-4, 10-11; 6 p.m. Sun., May 5. $7 adv./$8 door. Water- tower Theatre, campus of