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Shear Madness, a "hair-raising"

comedy whodunit. Through May
26. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Fri.; 6 and 9
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rotating repertory: Abelard and
Heloise. Through May 11. Every-
thing in the Garden, Edward Al-
bee's sinister comedy. Through
April 27. Call for times. Hilberry
Theatre, 4743 Cass Ave., Detroit.
(313) 577-2972.

Dames at Sea, a tap-dancin' mu-

Beauty and the Beast, the

sical presented by the Players
Guild of Dearborn. Join the
grand-opening celebration of a
new 1,144-square-foot addition
at a ribbon-cutting ceremony at
7:30 p.m. Fri., May 3. Perfor-
mances are May 3-5, 10-11, 17-
18; 2:30 p.m. May 19. $12. 21730
Madison, West Dearborn. (313)
561-TKTS.

Forever Tango: The Eternal
Dance, the final production of

presented by
Rosedale Community Players.
The Jewish comedy version of
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner,
featuring Lindy Bruton. Through
April 27. 8 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Upstage,
21728 Grand River, Detroit. (313)
532-4010.

Fiddler on the Roof: This 30th-

anniversary production features
Theodore Bikel as Tevye. 8 p.m.
Fri.-Sat., April 26-27; 2 p.m. Sat.-
Sun., April 27-28; 7:30 p.m. Sun.,
April 28; Fisher Theatre, Detroit.
(313) 871-1132.

Broadway hit musical. Through
May 26. 7:30 p.m. Tues.-Sat. and
6:30 p.m. Sun. Matinees are at 2
p.m. Sat. and 1 p.m. Sun. $16-60.
Masonic Temple, Detroit. (313)
832-2232.

Beau Jest,

the Fisher Theatre season. April
30-May 19. 8 p.m. Tues.-Fri., 2
p.m. Sat. and Sun., 7:30 p.m. Sun.
$22.50-$45. Fisher Theatre, De-
troit. (313) 872-1000.

On the Open Road, presented
by the Theatre Company.
Through April 28. 8 p.m. Thurs.-
Sat.; 2 p.m. Sun. University of
Detroit, Mercy. (313) 993-1130.

Riffs, Detroit playwright Bill

Merrily We Roll Along, by

Harris' comedy about four retired
men. Through May 4. 8 p.m.
Thurs.-Fri., 4 and 8 p.m. Sat., 2
and 8 p.m. Sun. $15-$25. Attic
Theatre, third floor Trapper's Al-
ley, Greektown. (313) 963-9339.

Corpse!, presented by Meadow
Brook Theatre. Comic thriller set
in London in 1936. Through May
12. 8 p.m. Fri., April 19; 2 and 8
p.m. Sat., April 20; 6:30 p.m.
Sun., April 21; 8 p.m. Tues., April
23; 2 and 8 p.m. Wed., April 24;
8 p.m. Thurs., April 25. $20-
$28.50. Oakland University,
Rochester. (810) 377-3300.

Oleanna: David Mamet's study

of power, censorship and abuse.
Through May 5. 8:30 p.m. Thurs.-
Fri., 3 and 8:30 p.m. Sat., 2 and
7:30 p.m. Sun. $14. Detroit
Repertory Theatre, 13103
Woodrow Wilson, Detroit. (313)
868-1347.

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CALENDAR page 91

1996 Festival of New Plays.
Works in progress will feature
Janet Neipris' 703 Walk Hill 7:30
p.m. May 1-2. Show TBA May 8-
9. Hindy Brooks' The Night The
War Came Home May 24-25.
$5/$15 for the series. Maple-
Drake JCC. Thursday perfor-
mances at JPM JCC. (810)
788-2900.

Purple Rose Spring Comedy
Festival, a collection of short,

original plays centered around
the theme of "Life: Liberty and
the Pursuit of Lust." Through
May 19. 8 p.m. Wed.-Sat.; 2 and

Stephen Sondheim. 7:30 p.m.
Thurs., May 2; 8 p.m. Fri. and
Sat., May 3 and 4. $5. Mail check
to West Bloomfield High School,
4925 Orchard Lake Road, West
Bloomfield, MI 48322. (810) 539-
2555.

Isn't It Romantic, presented by

Farmington Players. Wendy
Wasserstein's comedy about con-
temporary women's struggle bal-
ancing personal freedom with
romantic fulfillment. Opens Fri.,
April 26. Through May 18. 8 p.m.
April 26-27, May 3-4, 9-12, 16-18;
2 p.m. May 5, 12; 7 p.m. April 28.
$8. 32332 W. 12 Mile, Farming-
ton Hills. (810) 553-2955.

On Golden Pond, presented by

Grosse Pointe Theatre. Through
May 4. 8 p.m. shows except for
2 p.m. Sun., April 28. $10. Fries
Auditorium, Grosse Pointe War
Memorial, 32 Lake Shore Dr.,
Grosse Pointe Farms. (313) 881-
4004.

Barefoot in the Park: Neil

Simon's play presented by
the Plymouth Theatre Guild.
8 p.m. Fri.-Sat., May 3, 4, 10, 11;
6 p.m. Sun., May 5. $7 adv./$8
door. Watertower Theatre, cam-
pus of Northville Regional Hos-
pital, west of 1-275. (810)
349-7110.

The Owl and the Pussycat,

comedy presented by the Ply-
mouth Theatre Guild. 8 p.m. Fri.-
Sat., May 3-4, 10-11; 6 p.m. Sun.,
May 5. $7 adv./$8 door. Water-
tower Theatre, campus of

