He's Not Shticking Around regularlywith his rabbi in New York state, but Altman's religion plays a minor role in is manic stage shows. He is not, he stress- es, another kvelling Richard Lewis. "It's very helpful to have a hook," he says, referring to comics like Lewis who've latched onto a character and developed their material solely from that angle. "I don't have a hook. But — I'm crazy, I'm nuts, I'm funny. Altman, meanwhile, has dabbled in a little bit of everything. He's hawked Budweiser, Valvoline, Nestle Toll House cookies and Pana- sonic electronics in a fusillade of television com- mercials. He's recorded an album and two Showtime specials. He survived a couple short- lived '80s sitcoms, and though his film career has been kinder (with starring roles in Doing Time and American Hot Wax), the big screen has yet to catapult his name into the limelight. "I don't think it's helped me" to have had such an eclectic career, says the 40-year-old Altman during a phone interview from his Southern California home. But it's been an in- teresting ride nonetheless. Altman grew up in Syracuse, N.Y., the son of a successful magician whose illusions Alt- man would incorporate into his earliest onstage antics. After graduating from Johns Hopkins University, he fled to the West Coast where he settled into the life of a struggling comic. "I was very confident in those days," he says. "I was getting my feet wet," paying $100 a month rent for a Hollywood Hills apartment and palling around with David Letterman. Both were regulars at the Comedy Store, and it wasn't long before Altman was landing TV appearances and, soon after, his first starring sitcom role on an hour-long NBC variety show called "Pink Lady & Jeff." The ill-fated story- line had Altman playing tour guide and inter- preter to a female Japanese rock duo. The show lasted only a month, but "it changed my life remarkably," says Altman, who went from earning a modest living to $17,000 a week. Regular spots on "Solid Gold" and appearances on dozens of prime-time tele- vision shows, movies of the week and late-night gabfests (Letterman has invited him more Funny man Jeff Altman has than 30 times) fol- two sitcoms and a myriad of late-night appearances lowed. under his belt, but what he's Altman describes really looking for is a nice his onstage persona Jewish girl. as "very physical, eclectic" and compares his style to that of friend Robin Williams, though "a little more autobi- ographical" than Williams. "I reflect on things that I have happening in my own life," he says. "My dad, divorce, kids, infertility." Currently auditioning for two television sit- com pilots, Altman has never been at a loss for work (watch for him on Letterman's show April 24). And never second-guessed his career choice. "I was either going to be a rabbi or a co- median," he jokes, explaining why he took the secular route. 'The basis of everything I always did with my life was trying to make people laugh." — Liz Stevens fl Jeff Altman appears at Joey's Comedy Club tonight and tomorrow. Tickets are $12 for the show only and $23.95klinner and show. Paisano's, 5070 Schaefer, Dearborn. (313) 584- 8885. This Week's Best Bets Eisenhower Dance Ensemble The company performs with the Detroit Chamber Winds. "Inter- ims: Dance Past and Present" spotlights works by Pascal Rioult and David Parsons. At the Ma- comb Center for Performing Arts. (810) 286-2222. Fri., 8 p.m. <1*ft'sIRM, M , The ayou-bred Brook s plays one of the finest blues crui Ys this side of the Delta. H his high-energy, rock n'rill rolg l- s tinged show to the Magic Stick in Detroit,. (313) 833-9700. Meadow Brook Theatre closes its season with Gerald Moon's com- edy thriller, set in 1936 London. Oakland University campus, Rochester. (810) 377-3300. Opens Fri., 8 p.m. 8 p.m. Detroit's homegrown pop-funk mavens, whose popularity has stretched coast to coast, perform for a familiar crowd at Pontiac's 7th House. (810) 335-3540. Michigan Authors On Stage Actors from the Village Play- ers will dramatize works by Dutch Leonard, Stuart Dybeck, Sojourner Truth and others at the Playhouse. Plus an after- glow with the authors. 752 Chestnut, Birmingham. (810) 646-0658. Sat., 8 p.m.