Detroit Memories Of George Burns H “Maybe you don't believe the six days to create the thought world. Actually I about it for five days and did the whole lob in one. 1 9in really best under pressure.” 4iT 440, ...is it SUZANNE CHESSLER SPECIAL TO THE JEWISH NEWS ello, Suzanne; this is me," the distinctive, gravelly voice announced on the other end of the line. It was four years ago, and George Burns was about to discuss his upcoming performance at the opening of the Livo- nia theater that would bear his name. Throughout the interview, it became ob- vious: The decades-popular comedian knew how to steer the conversation in directions he wanted to go. "How's Detroit?" he asked. "I'll be glad to get there. I remember it as a beautiful city." Burns, who actually played in Detroit vaudeville shows for many years with his late wife and stage partner Gra- cie Allen, joked about his Motor City debut. `The first time I played there was at the beautiful Tern- ple Theater. That was in 1927. They must have liked me, because here it is 65 years later, and I've been invited back." Burns told me that he was the right person to be in- terviewed for The Jewish News because he had been Jew- ish for 96 years. "I came from a big family — seven sisters and five brothers," he reminisced. "I'm the only one left, and I was the only one in show business. "My family was very Jewish. My mother and father got married without meeting each other first. Their fam- ilies arranged the wedding. My mother was 15 years old, and the day before the wedding she tried on her first shei- tel (wig). The wig was a little too big, so when my moth- er turned around — the wig didn't." When the stage, screen, TV and recording star paused for just a moment — probably to take a puff from his ever-present cigar — I slipped in a question about the importance of religion in his life. The enduring entertainer, born Nathan Birnbaum, said that observance was more important on a daily basis to Gracie, who was Catholic. He did not mention that he was honored on his 85th birthday with a Hol- lywood party to commemorate the building of the George Burns Medical Center at the University of Is- rael. Burns explained how he loved show business since age 7, when he sang with the Peewee Quartet on the streets of New York. "We passed around a hat," the come- dian recalled. "Sometimes they put some- thing in the hat. Sometimes they took something from the hat. Sometimes they took the hat — we lost a lot of hats." Affirming how he loved all the experiences of his long career, Burns wanted me to report a lesson longevi- ty had taught him. "Fall in love with what you do for a living," he advised. "It's great for my age, at 96, to get out of bed and have something to do because I can't make any money in bed!" Did he have a Jewish joke for The Jewish News? "I have a joke, but it's not Jewish," he answered. "A teacher says to a kid in school, 'What does your father do?' The kid answers, 'My father's a doctor.' "She asks another kid, 'What does your father do?' The second kid answers, 'My father's a lawyer.' "She says to a third kid, 'What does your father do?' The third kid says, 'My father is dead.' The teacher goes on, 'What did he do before he died?' The kid answers, 'He went, "Ooh!' " And what jokes did he have planned for his Livonia show? "Anything that fits my age," Burns said. "You know, they were supposed to have the theater finished last month, but they weren't ready. Here I am 96, and they weren't ready." This comment brought my moment of glory. I got George Burns to laugh when I said, "It sounds like you're holding up better than the build- ing!" Burns twice told me to stop backstage and say hello, and that's what I did on opening night. Although I fully expected to talk with him A JERRY WENTRAUB PRODUCTION 30404 DENVER • "OH, GOD!" GEORGE BURNS ! "Sometimes I get TERI GARR • DONALD PLEASENCE eased on the Novel by AVERY GORMAN • Screenplay by LARRY GELBART carried away with Produced by JERRY WEINTRAUB • Directed by CARL REINER the part I played in Oh, God! (1977)," George Bums once admitted. "Yesterday, when I was on an elevator, a woman got on and said, 'Nice day.' I said, 'Thank you.'" after the show, the public-relations director told me George Burns had asked to see me before he went on stage. I followed her behind the curtains, passing Florence Henderson as she was about to be cued as the opening act. Further back, in front of the star's dressing room, there was a small crowd gathered close to the open door. I was introduced to his manager, conductor and oth- ers he traveled with before meeting Burns, who was seat- ed toward the back of the room. He was wearing a silk robe colored in a loud orange and gold print and was smok- ing nonchalantly. Burns shook my hand, commented that I wasn't even born when he first went on a Detroit stage and quickly moved into the same routine he had spoken over the phone — jokes about earlier Detroit performances, anecdotes about his career and the advice about loving work. I noticed him watching my reactions, especially when I laughed. As he reached the point about the the- ater's not being ready in time, his man- ager announced it was time for Burns to get into his tux, and the rest of us left. I returned to my seat shortly before he walked on stage, where he got a standing ovation and seated himself at an elegant chair near the grand piano, still puffing away on his cigar. Soon I started to hear the showman repeat the jokes he told me on the phone and in the dressing room. In my head, the stage lights went off and a light of realization went on. In our private conversations, he was testing my reaction to his monologue about Detroit. I laughed spontaneously each time. In the darkened theater, my laughter had a lot of company. Three times I heard how happy he was to have a performing arts center named in his honor. He must have been saddened to hear it closed in about a year. The George Burns Theatre for the Performing Arts is dark now as must be many of the theaters in which he and Gracie performed. But through films, videotapes, records and even my audio cas- sette — the technology developed during his own lifetime — the spirit and humor of George Burns can shine brightly way beyond his 100 years.