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from Mr. and Ms. X
A story of love against all odds, based on
the life of author C.S. Lewis.
Betcha didn't know that grets, Loren, the EYE hopes your
Jeffrey Brochstein, a former life gets better quick.
New Yorker who has lived in
Israel (Miss Manners' scariest Remember! Or Else ...
The next YASS (that's Young
nightmare), is actually a real-
Adult Shabbat Service) will be
ly nice guy. So he says.
"I think everybody here (in held at 7:30 p.m., Friday, March
metro Detroit) has this im- 8, in the chapel of Adat Shalom
pression that I'm a conceited, Synagogue in Farmington Hills.
arrogant person when, deep For more information, call (810)
down inside, I'm incredibly 353-8067 and leave a message.
AND at 9:00 p.m. on Satur-
open, nurturing, compassion-
day,
March 9, at Joe Dumars
ate,
understanding
Jeff Klein and Jennifer Wasserman: Far from
"I got a lot of conviction," he Fieldhouse, Federation's Young
lonely at Lonestar.
says in jolting Brooklynese. "I Adult Division will present
Betcha Didn't Know
gotta lotta drive. I'm basically "Mazatlan in Michigan," a
As a community, we're funkier, the 180-degree opposite from what spring-break party right here,
right now in balmy, sunny metro
quirkier, more daring and scads people think."
Now let's take a glimpse of Mr. Detroit.
wilder than any outsider might
The event will fea-
Brochstein's alter-ego,
guess. Did you know that ...
ture indoor beach vol-
David Persky hiked across Jeffrey Rubinoff, as
leyball, dancing,
the Grand Canyon in one day? the pals sit side-by-side
basketball, limbo and
That Avery Goldstein won a na- at the most recent Hillel
other games. Jim
tional fencing championship? That Coffee Night, Feb. 12th,
Rosenberg at Federa-
Michael Sabbota found himself at Lonestar in Birming-
tion has let it slip that
face-to-face with an enormous ham.
there will be a special
"Everybody thinks I'm
moose in Canada? That Randy
prize for the first 200
RUTH
LITTMANN
a
kind-hearted
individ-
Topper won $2,000 on the Wheel
people to respond by
STAFF
of Fortune? That Josh Lerner ual," says Jeff R.
calling YAD at (810)
Watch out folks, 'cause
WR"EYE"TER
was a producer on the "Larry King
642-4260. The cost is
"I'm not."
Live" show for CNN?
$10 in advance or $15 at the
These are just a few of the sto-
door.
ries exposed during a winter re- No Libel Suits, Please
The
EYE
again
asks
that
you
KEEP READING. The first
treat at Camp Maas, sponsored
by Hillel of Metro Detroit, Feb. 9 take this column with a grain of recruitment meeting for the up-
to 11. The EYE sends thanks out salt. To clarify the entry above, I coming UJA Summer Singles
to Joel Davidson, who helped might point out that Jeff R. was Mission will take place at 7:30
p.m. Wednesday, March 13, at
plan that event and, through an joking. He's a nice guy after all.
As for his buddy, Mr. the Franklin Racquet Club on
icebreaker he devised, unearthed
some of the deep, dark secrets list- Brochstein. Listen, Jeff B. does a Northwestern Highway. It's for
pretty good job of promoting him- single men and women, ages 25
ed above and below.
Did you know that Jeff Klein self (open, nurturing, compas- to 40. For more info, call YAD at
played Little Orphan Annie when sionate, understanding). So EYE'll (810) 6424260, Ext. 306.
DON'T HANG UP. From 7 to
he was in fifth grade? That Lisa just leave the defense up to him.
9 p.m. on Tuesday, March 5th,
Sanford's great-uncle invented What A Rip-Off!
at the Max M. Fisher Building,
radar? That Jeff Chottiner built
These are the sorts of things YADniks will take part in Fed-
a three-story clubhouse (how re- that make men famous.
eration's telethon for this year's
cently, Jeff? Or don't we want to
Loren Sherman recently was Allied Jewish Campaign. Don't
know?).
working as an audio tech for "Ex-
Betcha never would've fathomed tra," a syndicated entertainment be shy. Join in.
AND LAST BUT NOT
that Howard Pann brews his own television show. The job took him
LEAST
... Call the EYE with
beer. That Sally Schulman-Gaft to Traverse City, where "Extra"
your announcements and gossip.
has a black belt in karate. That was taping an interview with stars
Jon Mandel volunteered at a of the popular sitcom "Home Im- Dial (810) 354-6060, Ext. 263. Or
fax the news, ATTN: EYE SPY,
camp for kids with cancer.
provement."
at (810) 354-6069. ❑
Thirsting for more? Let's yank
After the initial shoot, Mr. Sher-
open that iron-bolted closet door man hopped into
and pull out some real skeletons. a van to switch lo-
Maybe you didn't want to know cations. Problem
that Ms. X was asked to sing a was, the van's slid-
duet with Luther Vandross, but ing door slipped
got sick and had to cancel. (You open. It got stuck
figure it out. Among the 96,000 on the bumper of
Jews in this community, who best a nearby U-Haul
fits this fantasy?) A duet with and Mr. Sherman,
Luther Vandross. Yeah right, still driving,
Julie Galazan. And EYE turned ripped it cleanly
down a chance to perform with off the van's main-
Garth Brooks.
frame.
`That's the best
Spilling The Beans
story of my life,"
Eureka! More shocking revela- he says.
HMDers: Jonathan Sorscher, Sharon Wise, Nate Berman,
tions.
With sincere re- Joel Davidson and Larry Tepman.
By William Nicholson
MARCH 13 - APRIL 7
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