Eat Your Heart Out Norma Desmond p atti LuPone can be sure that, despite a recent rift with An- drew Lloyd Webber and an occasional snub by the Amer- ican press, she'll always have an au- dience. The Broadway diva has culti- vated an intense and diverse fan base, as evidenced by her mention in the long-running gay comedy Party: The name LuPone, an old- er character instructs a younger, should evoke the same sense of awe as Streisand or Garland. No small compliment. Then again, LuPone's talent and pizazz have been considered forces of nature since her Patti LuPone may starring role in Evita, which won not be Andrew Lloyd Webber's her both the 1980 idea of the perfect Tony and Drama Norma Desmond, Desk awards for but the diva's rift best actress in a with the director musical. hasn't lost her many admirers. Her stage debut as Norma Des- mond in Andrew Lloyd Webber's London production of Sunset Boulevard ended on a less stellar note. Having created the charac- ter in the 1993 production, Web- ber unceremoniously dumped LuPone for Glenn Close when the show moved to Broadway via Los Angeles. The sudden casting change shocked LuPone, who re- fused during an October interview with USA Today to even speak Webber's name. (Despite this, her performance won her the British equivalent of a Tony.) Non-thespians might know LuPone from her regular spot on television's "Life Goes On," and film roles in Driving Miss Daisy, Witness and 1941. But the theater is home, and song is LuPone's dramatic vehicle. That's why, since the Norma Desmond debacle, she's returned to the stage for a concert of Irving Berlin tunes, recorded at the Hol- lywood Bowl; an appearance in the concert version of Pal Joey; and a return to the Great White Way in Patti LuPone on Broadway — a mix of Kurt Weill, Cole Porter and Stephen Sondheim and, not un- surprisingly, a critical hit. —Liz Stevens LuPone appears in concert with the Ann Arbor Symphony Orchestra (the performance is a benefit for the Ann Arbor Summer Festival) 8 p.m. Sat- urday, Feb. 17, at Hill Audito- rium. Tickets run from $15 to $50; tickets for the Off-Broad- way Party at the Trueblood Theatre from 6-7:30 p.m. that evening are $125; tickets for the dessert afterglow in Hill Audi- torium, which LuPone is sched- uled to attend, are $65. Call (313) 747-2278 or (313) 764- 2538. This Week's Best Bets AUDITIONS COMEDY461"."" Detroit Oratorio Society seeks singers of all types for a March 24 performance of An- drew Lloyd Webber's "Requiem" and a May 17 "Mostly Mozart" concert. Rehearsals Monday evenings. (810) 650-2655. Second City: Computer Chips and Salsa, the comedy team's newest revue. 8 p.m. Wednes- day-Sunday; 10:30 p.m. Friday- Saturday. Irnprov sessions after each final performance. $12-$19. Next to the Fox Theatre, Detroit. (313) 965-2222. Michigan Theatre and Dance Troupe. Saturday afternoons through Feb. 29. Singers, actors, dancers, writers and stage tech- nicians 16 and over wanted. By appointment only. (810) 552-5001. Mark Ridley's Comedy Cas- tle: Jeff Stilson, with Ross Am- micucci. Friday-Sunday, Feb. 16-18. Kevin James, with Tim Lilly, Wednesday-Sunday, Feb. 21-25. 8:30 p.m. Wednesday- Thursday; 8:15 and 10:45 p.m. Friday-Saturday; 7:30 p.m. Sun- day. Reservations required. Open Mike Night 8:30 p.m. every Tuesday with "Totally Unrehearsed Theater." $6/ weeknights, $12/weekends. 269 E. Fourth, Royal Oak (810) 542- 9900. Just For Laughs: Seth Buch- wald, Friday-Saturday, Feb. 16- 17. John Rizzo, Thursday- Saturday, Feb. 22-24. Open Mike Nite 8:30 p.m. every Wednesday, with 'Totally Unrehearsed The- ater." At Sanctum, 65 E. Huron, Pontiac. (810) 334-6512. DANCE Joey's Comedy Club: Kip Ad- dotta, Friday-Saturday, Feb. 16- 17. Ricky Kalmon, Friday- Sunday, Feb. 23-25. 8:30 p.m. Thursday; 8 and 10:30 p.m. Fri- day-Saturday. $8-$ 10/$ 18 . 95- $20.95 with dinner. 5070 Schaefer, Dearborn. (313) 584- 8885. Contra Dances: Sponsored by the Oakland County Tradition- al Dance Society. Early Ameri- can and English Dances the fourth Saturday ($6, smoke free) and second Sunday ($6) of the month. All Saints Church, Williams at Pike, Pontiac. (810) 569-7573. Gino's Comedy Room: Bob Posch, 9 p.m. every Friday. 1999 Cass Lake Road, Keego Harbor. (810) 682-6540. FAMILY Corinne Stavish tells love sto- <