"Not Great Jewish Theatre . . .Great Theatre"

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Feathers, Fetishes, Frocks
And Fingers

EYEd prefer to spy on purple and green and
silver and gold.

Don't Be A Turkey
be shaving beards if men started
Pre-Thanksgiving Dance. wearing pantyhose."
Mark the date. Don't tell me you
Jeff Macho Adel Man: "Men
went last year. Everyone expects wouldn't care. So I got a run in
to see you again this November my stockings. Who cares? So I
22. 8-ish. That's p.m.
chipped a nail. Who cares?"
Birmingham Community
Dr. Bryan Weinstein and
House. (That's Birmingham.) $10 Roya Soleymani (engaged to
at the door. Music by Joe Cornell. each other as of last July 3) had
It's a 1970s theme. Munchies. differing views on the issue. Psy-
Mr. Cappuccino. Call YAD's chiatrist Weinstein posits: "I
David Altman for details: (810) think men would be way too ho-
574-2800.
mophobic for the experience." Ms.
Soleymani, a psychologist, says:
What's Scary?
"If men grew nails and painted
Seen at YAD's Bar
them, women wouldn't
Nite, Old Woodward
be able to rely on them
Grill, Halloween:
to do things for us. Like
Jason Hertzberg,
tonight. When mine
who turned 26 years old
were wet."
this Oct. 31. Happy B-
day, J!
Male And Female
On a serious note ...
Machon L'Torah is
At Bar Nite, I spoke RUTH LITTMANN presenting "Uniquely
with several of our peers
Ours," a program for
STAFF
to determine how the
women by women. It'll
WR"EYE"TER
universe might change
be held at 10 a.m. Sun-
if men grew long finger-
day, Nov. 5, at 15221 W.
nails and started wearing panty- Ten Mile Road in Oak Park.
hose. Dear readers, here are some Writer, poet, philosopher and
of your brilliant speculations:
teacher Xianna (what a name!)
Gilad Judef: "I'll tell you one Michaels Shiffman of Los Ange-
thing, the movie Adventures Of les will talk about "The Secrets
Priscilla Queen Of the Desert Of the Male/Female Dynamic"
wouldn't be a novelty."
from a Jewish perspective. Reser-
Ryan Sobel: "The toothpick vations are required. It's $10 per
industry would sink. You've got person. For more information,
long nails. Who needs tooth- call (810) 967-0888. No boys al-
picks?"
lowed.
(The civilized among us per-
haps, Ry.)
Joe's Pre Glow
Brandon West: "Women
EYE've got at least four black
would like us better because we'd outfits. Girls (guys) tell me at
be more in touch with our femi- least some of you relate. There's
nine side.
that fancy, strapless number.
Equal Opportunity Char- (Male analog: the tux.)
lie Gevirtz: 'More women would
There's the formal but not-too-
sexy and definitely-no-cleavage
dress. (Translated for men: the
tux.)
Then there's the looks-like-
you're-going to shul wear. (For
men: the suit.)
Fourth is the mod-like, date-
like, I'm-too-cool-to-wear-any-
thing-but-black-like coordinate.
(For men: ??? Let's just hope it's
not mismatched. Yes, guys, it
is possible to mismatch black.)
Tell me, dear readers, if
black is so classic, why do
women need so many different
threads in "basic" black?
And for parity's sake — and
for pity's sake — why shouldn't
men feel obliged to add new
variations to their boring tux-
suit combo?
Sam "Karate Kid" Sky, 26, bumps into •
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I'm sick of black clothing. I'm
an unknown Jewish woman at a Royal
sac of trying to feel "appropriate"
Oak costume party.
in black. Sew (bad pun intended)

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By FRANCES GOODRICH & ALBERT HACKETT

Directed By PAT ANSUINI

PERFORMANCES November 19 - December 17

Aaron De Roy Theatre

Jewish Community Center • 6600 W. Maple Road • West BlOomfield

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11/19 matinee and p.m.; 11/29, 1212; 12/3 SOLD OUT

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