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Irwin & Laurie Groskind, Bloomfield Twp.
Steven & Ruthie Moss, Farmington Hills

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Awrey Bakeries, Inc.

is PROUD to announce that our baker)) products
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Now you can enjoy the fresh taste of your
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is also available from our
outlet store in Livonia!

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Awrey Bakeries is located at
12301 Farmington Road, just
South ofI-96, in Livonia.
(313) 522-1100

AWREYS

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Hey Hay!! Going
Blond At Wiard's

Hair, there, everywhere with Jewish
food stamps.

Clairol, Step Aside
(810) 354-6060, Ext. 263. Or
Thanks to my Hillel pals — write: "Ask Donny," do The Jew-
guys and gals like Jennifer ish News, 27676 Franklin Road,
Gillman, Eric Lullove, Ian Southfield, MI 48034.
Allen and Kevin Elbinger —
I can honestly say I'm allergic to Eagle-Eye "G"
life as a blonde.
Jason Gurevitch, SJM,
Herbal Essence is one thing. thank you and your incredible
According to those cheesy, Har- night vision! When the EYE spy
ry-Met-Sally-esque commercials, lost a contact lens during the
the shampoo is truly ... (can I say HMD hayride, Dr. "G" was on call
it in The Jewish News?) ... or- to successfully execute the search.
gasmic.
Thanks also to Jason Roskind
Well, I've got news: It's not. In and the many of you who helped
fact, administered au naturale, me out. -ES
herbal essence might
make you sneeze.
Good Or Gauche?
Confused?
The question: Is it
Put simply, it's hay.
right or wrong, a do or
Golden hay. And more
don't, to crack open a
hay. We sat in it. We
coupon book on a date?
rolled in it. We threw it
The EYE spy asked a
at each other. I, for one,
few folks around town,
picked it out of people's
and here's what they
RUTH
LI
TTMANN
hair. They picked it out
said.
ST AFF
of mine.
Dan Miller: "On a
WR"E YE"TER
My shower that night
first date? I would say
became a wet harvest of
no coupon book. If some-
soggy, stringy stuff. Believe me, body did it with me, I would think
it was far from orgasmic. Ah, but that either that person was be-
for a moment there, I was blond. ing too cheap or didn't think I was
A blonde who sneezed for the first worth the money."
ten minutes of the hayride,
Josh Lerner: "The Jewish
sneezed most of my way back food stamps book? Yeah, it's OK
home and sneezed the next morn- if you're discreet about it. Slip
ing. But heck, I had a great time. your credit card on top and your
Do blondes have more fun? Men entertainment card on the bot-
and women, readers of the JN, tom. But, actually, I wouldn't pull
I ask you.
Not to abruptly change the
subject with an inadequate lit-
erary transition, but I've got
another question for you all. In
upcoming weeks, I'll be inter-
viewing Donny Osmond,
who's starring in the upcoming
performance of Joseph and the
Amazing Technicolor Dream-
coat. I could ask him about
those mighty purple socks of
1970s fame, but then again,
that's cliche.
So, gentle readers, I'm ap-
pealing to you. What do you
want to know about Donny,
Marie, or how it happened that
a nice Mormon boy landed the
role of a nice Jewish boy with Eric Lullove
questionable tastes in vibrant
overcoats.
out a coupon. That's just a little
Now, that might lead us back too much."
to the topic of flashy purple socks,
Sandra Schlaen: "Is he pay-
but really, I want to know what ing or are we splitting? If he's
you want to know about the man paying, I think he could do it, dis-
who used to be "a little bit rock creetly. That's fine. Why pay
and roll."
more if you can pay less?
This is interactive journalism,
"Coupons are OK, so long as
folks. And, as we all know, any- he doesn't take me to McDon-
thing interactive is pretty hip ald's. Then again, if it's a bad
these days. So give me a call and date, I'd prefer fast food. Get it
suggest a question for Donny, over with quickly."