Oscars, plural Hooray for Hollywood: The good, the bad and the Armanis. P Pants Greatly increasing our wardrobes and our vocab- ularies: Floods, bells, leg- gings, biker shorts, stovepipes, stretch, stirrup, etc. Patriotic Ralph Lauren, you're a grand old flag! Pearls Mother-of-Pearls, Queen Alexandra (1889), wrapped her neck in a string of pearls and then some. A century later, one of America's Royalty, Barbara Bush, did the same — hers were designed by the king of fabulous fakery, Detroit's own Kenneth Jay Lane. Queen, singular Elizabeth, still the arbiter of frumpiness. dressing has become an fashion acceptable trend. Today's leader of the throne: Ru Paul, in a million dollar ad campaign for M.A.C. Make-up. QVC Selling thousands of everything from Suit Watershed The '40s society look has mops to Joan Rivers' jewels. To quote Bette Midler, the Divine One, "Who's buying that stuff?" become every working woman's uniform. Queens, plural Cross- Ready To Wear Or, before the name change, Pret-A- Porter, Robert Altman's fashion folly. dependent on how well his perfume has sold. YSL, Oscar and Armani's fragrances have been highly successful, but celebs jumping into the aroma arena have failed Baryshnikov, Joan Collins and Cher, to name a few. Retailing In the past, women's roles were clearly defined. Stores could easily offer what the customer needed. Today, women's complex life styles are the retailer's nightmare. Picasso This time Paloma...Her fragrance, Ribbons In the '90s, the 1790s, Empress jewels and accessories ... all artistic endeavors. It must be in the jeans! Josephine asked her female guests to wear scarlet ribbons to commemorate those who died on the guillotine. 1990s' ribbons are red for AIDS, pink for breast-cancer awareness and yellow for MIA/hostage situations. spree on Rodeo Drive: Every woman's dream come true. Pink In Audrey Hepburn's film Funny Face, the fashion editor tries to find a theme for her next issue and declares "That's it, pink." That's 1995: Fashionably pink! worth a thousand words. In Egyptian history, transparent gowns and loincloths were status symbols. The poor wore coarse linen, so the more you could see through, the higher your social standing. Is history repeating itself? Pfragrance A designer's success is greatly Pretty Woman The Julia Roberts shopping Claudia Schiffer One picture is Rubber-To-Wear Besides the obvious, check out Goodyear's new designer line. Sheerness Smoking Cigarettes reappear in fashion photos...Why? Swimsuits for Ms. America Dial 1-900 ... Tattoos Painful and permanent ... period! Technicolor Returns Black is still the color of choice. Teeshirts Making a political statement, acting artsy and now just plain hip. Even Dan Rather and Tom Brokaw discarded their dress shirts for tees on Dave's show in '95. Tyler On The Move Richard Tyler, Australian designer, lands in La La Land, then the Big Apple, then at Anne Klein and now, he's on the move again. Tuxedo Dressing TV's "Dynasty" (1986) brought back black-tie dressing that had been out for over 25 years. Ron and Nancy helped the cause. Left: Halston 1989 ad, '60s dress from the collection of Sandy Schreier; Rita Hayworth as Gilda; Ralph Lauren. Above: Madonna "Blonde Ambition" tour, courtesy of the Kobal Collection; Nancy Reagan; "Dynasty" cast, 1986.