Scroll of Fine Dining Thank You Certificate Good Any Day their heads . . . They remember starting out with only one in the Metropolitan Building. Coming soon in the bar/lounge area will be a 200- gallon salt water aquarium where exotic fish will swim in splendor. Darakjian Jewelers is open Monday-Saturday 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. and Thursday until 8 p.m. John, Bergy, Am and Armen have created a rigid family com- mitment to customer satisfac- tion . . . The strong family-oriented approach in ob- taining success has been main- tained without sacrificing personalized warmth. John and Bergy bask in a wonderous aura of success with sons Ara and Armen, yet have not changed since those lean years ... and there were plenty of them . . . They are still humble, gracious and so very grateful. Each new year brings hopes by many of perhaps a dream come true or the fulfillment of a wish . . . John Darakjian has received both because he never lost faith in proving that hard work does eventually pay off. Darakjian Jewelers enters 1994 with the dream fulfillment that John never gave up hope of ever having . . . It is to this end that his entire family wears eternal smiles within bodies filled by thankful emotion. The family finds one is better than two. SOME WISHES for 1994 . . . That speakers at some ban- quets get paid more if they speak less . . . So many ban- quets are affairs where the speaker first eats a lot of food he doesn't want . . . and then goes on talking about some- thing he doesn't understand . . . to a lot of people who don't want to hear him. That Dennis Archer gets the support he deserves as mayor of Detroit . . . That Joan and Doc Don Wittenberg open Healthy Jones again ... There were few better, but the time then wasn't like it is now . . . That another Darbys comes our way . . . For- mer co-owner Bernie Kerner still has those treasured recipes in a bank vault . . . That kosher caterer Jeffrey Rosenberg at Adat Shalom Synagogue is ap- preciated . . . He is living up to a great family name in local kosher catering tradition. That Phyllis Tyner gets her hole-in-one . . . That Dave Her- melin doesn't get laryngitis .. . That super developer Maurice Cohen invites us over to hear him do some licks on the ,ruin- pet . . . That the wit of Leonard Simons never ends . . . That somebody bites a waitperson's arm when he or she reaches across the table. That I hear someone like the late Myron Cohen telling one of his stories . . . maybe about the Jewish businessman who was persuaded to use a Dictaphone on a trial basis, and if he liked it he could buy it . . . The next day, the Dictaphone represen- tative called at his office and asked him how the machine was . . . "Well, I'll tell you," said the customer, "it ain't so bad, but it talks with an awful ac- cent." Or the one about Rosenbloom being ill and wanting to consult a physician who was known to his friend, Moe Levinsky . . . He went to Moe and said, "Moe, I'm a sick man. I ought to see a doc- tor" . . . "Well, why don't you go and see my friend, Isaacson?" . . . "Yes, but ain't he awful ex- pensive?" . . . "Well, he ain't so cheap, Rosenbloom. He charges $200 for the first visit, but after that it's only $20" . . . The next day Rosenbloom went to see the doctor . . . As soon as the door was opened and the doctor came in, he said, "Well, Doc, here I am again!" Or the judge asking, "You say the unwritten law would have justified you in killing Mr. Schwartz, and you had pulled a gun on him. Yet you did not fire. Why?" . . . "Well, Judge," said Mr. Goldstein, "when I pointed my pistol at him he says, 'How much you want for that gun? I ask you, Judge, how could I kill a man when he was talking business?" SOME RESOLUTIONS for 1994 .. . To exercise more patience in some restaurants . . . Not be like the customer who had been waiting a long time for his or- der . . . Finally the waitperson approached and said, "Your fish will be coming in a minute or two now, sir" . . . and the cus- tomer asking, "What bait are you using?" Or going into a restaurant where the waitperson says, "We have everything on the menu today, sir" . . . and my not re- plying, "So I see. How about a clean one." Or saying, "By the way, did that fellow who took our order leave any family?" Or patience being rewarded after ever so long in a local eatery when our meal finally ar- rives . . . and after asking for cof- fee, exercising restraint in not saying to the waitress, "And while you're away, would you mind dropping me a postal card every now and then?" CONGRATS . . . to Lucille Huler . . . on her 95th birthday . . . to daughter Audrey Benin- so Huler...on her birthday. r Buy any dinner entree at regular price and receive a second entree of equal or lesser value FREE. Value up to $21.95 Valid during dinner hours with RESERVATIONS ONLY. 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