Entertaiomelit ED JONNA The Merchant of VINO KRAMER page R55 Mana9Roneott and empky. e.i. Conve4f &Al Wales la Thei4 Ca4tooneia and qAtiends (Ait 4 Veiut cilealilut and cliappit NEW 20741R TROY 689-0900 4050 Rochester Wattles/Rochester SOUTHFIELD 354-6505 29525 N.W. Hwy. Betw. 12 & 13 Mile BIRMINGHAM 433-3000 254 W. Maple Wabeek Bldg. And Our 2 New Locations... The Merchant of Vino Warehouse ANN ARBOR 769-0900 7789 Plymouth Rd. North Campus ROYAL OAK 546-7770 126 N. Main St. Near 11 Mile Johnny and Pete Ginopolis and the employees of 0" as Ova' 27815 Middlebelt at 12 Mile • Farmington Hills 851-8222 Heartily Wish Their Customers, Friends And The Entire Community A VERY HEALTHY AND HAPPY NEW YEAR DYSAUTONOMIA auct JOSEPH'S "PLACE FOR STEAK" Wishes It's Customers and Friends Good Health, Prosperity and happiness In The New Year 56 No child should be denied correct diagnosis and proper treatment . Support the Dysautonomia Foundation. Dysautonomia Foundation Inc. 2555 Twelve Mile Road, Berkley 399 ,6750 3000 Town Center, Suite 1500, Southfield, MI 48075 (313) 350-3333 , "Seinfeld" for serving as Kramer's inspiration. How much money? "Let's just say I have enough money now for the rest of my life — unless I want to buy food." Ever the comedian, Kramer is writing Kramer Speaks, which offers his philosophy of life and con- cerns. "It's a self-help book," he says. Pause. "I'm hoping to help myself to a lot of royalities." The TV character is com- edy royalty these days. Richards' portrayal has been called one of the greatest in the history of the medium. It's well done, says Kramer —although don't count on him to go slip- sliding across floors like Richards' character does. And when it comes to hair, Kramer's stylish and gray "do" is a cut above the character's. Make that a cut below; the character's hair rises high atop the head like a missile awaiting liftoff. "And I'm not into '50s clothes," says Kramer with a smile over his TV doppelganger's dorky but somehow cool wardrobe. "He's a cartoon, an exag- geration of me," says Kramer. But Larry David "got the essence of me." In essence, : _that must mean that the TV character is Jewish, too. "Well, I am," says Kenny, kvelling over the attention he and the character are getting. It was a legendary Jewish comedian who inspired the real Kramer to get into comedy. "Lenny Bruce put his Judaism out front," says Kramer admiringly. "He used a lot of Yiddish expressions in his act and that got me to learn what they meant. I was always going up to my grandmother and asking her about them." Kramer turned to another legend for advice. "I used to play percussion at Jewish hotels in the Catskills," recalls Kramer of his younger days, "and would see Jackie Mason perform maybe 50 times a summer. He was a big influence." Mason was invariably nice and helpful, Kramer says, "a real gentleman." Comedy helped early on when life was no laughing matter. "My father was killed in World War II on my mother's birthday," he says. "I was raised by my mother and grandmother. Comedy was my "answer" to lifting the gray cloud hanging over his head. There have been some clouds since — a failed mar- riage in the '70s, for example — but silver linings are easier to find these days. To relive his past, Kramer has only to turn on a TV. Watching "Seinfeld" some- times is akin to life on reruns. One episode, in which George discovers a so- called cure for baldness, was based on fact. "I still have the video of Larry putting that stuff on his head," laughs Kramer. And, like TV's Kramer, Kenny enjoys the company of women. Make that woman. The single parent and proud papa of a pre-med student ("I told her to study comedy, too, so she could always have something to fall back on," he jokes) is in a monogamous relationship that makes him very happy these days. Conversely, Kramer plays the field. "Kramer loves women — all kinds of wo- men," says Kenny of Richards' character. "The Kramer is winning in other ways these days. fact that a woman would be a lesbian wouldn't be a tur- noff. He would know that underneath beats the heart of a raging bisexual." With Kramer all the rage these days, Kenny Kramer hopes to get more attention for his projects, such as a screenplay and a one-act play, as well as Kramer Speaks. Kramer has no say in "Seinfeld" scripts, however. Indeed, the one script he at- tempted to write for the series didn't sell. But Kramer is winning in other ways these days — much like his Emmy- nominated alter ego. "Kramer in his own way comes up with solutions in life," says Kramer of Kramer. "He wins by whatever means possible — as long as they're nonviolent lent means and don't hurt anybody." And that, says Kenny Kramer, grabbing his golf club and taking an imag- inary thwack, is a good way to score in life. ❑ The tzadik is the foundation of the world . . . No revela- tion is possible except through him. —Rabbi Abraham Malach