.14,: ar6, 4 Istit The Bird-Feather Rainbow Sh SAet By RABBI MARC GELLMAN r%.= THE DE TROI T J EWIS H N EWS From the beginning, God knew that people would try to act like they were better than their neighbors. But honestly, God never expected to have the same problem with the animals. As soon as they were created, they started to argue about who had the most beautiful hooves, hair, fur, scales, fangs, or feathers. And the worst of the bunch by far were the birds. When the time came for Noah to round up all the animals for the ark, he almost gave up when he had to settle the birds in their nesting places. The best nesting spot was on the great wooden beam that ran across the ark. And the best place on that beam was right next to the only window on the ark. It was grabbed right away by the parrots, who would only allow the bright-pink flamingos to nest next to them, who would only allow the canaries next to them, who would only allow the cardinals next to them, who would only allow the blue jays next to them, and so on right down the beam. At the farthest, darkest end of the bird beam nested the raven and the dove. Their feathers were just plan black and just plain white, so no other birds would have anything to do with them. After one hundred and fifty days and nights in the ark everyone was going crazy. Suddenly, thud! crunch! the ark stopped rocking in the waves and came to rest. With a loud growling, hissing, mooing, croaking, squeaking and cawing, the animals said, "Let us out of here!" But when Noah opened the window, a cold blast of wind howled in from the black sky. All the animals turned to their neighbors and said, "You first." Noah decided that a bird should go out and explore. So he asked the parrot next to the window, but the parrot just ruffled her feathers and squawked, "Don't be ridiculous! My feathers are much too beautiful to be messed up in that awful wind. Send the flamingo." The flamingo then stood up and sneered, "It's much too cold out there for me. Send the canary." And so it went, right down the bird beam with all the birds chirping the reasons why they could not fly outside the ark until with a caw! and a woosh! the raven flew out the window and into the cold, windy night. When the raven did not return after several days, Noah asked the birds if one of them would go out and try to find the raven. But all the birds found new reasons why they could not go. All except the dove, that is, who whooshed out the window to try and find her friend the raven in the black and windy sky. After a long flight, the dove found the raven perched in an olive tree on a tiny island in the great flood sea. After munching on a few fresh olives, the dove said, "Let's go back and tell our friends the birds that there is land out here." "Our friends?" laughed the raven. "Those birds don't care if we ever return. Why don't you just stay here with me, and no bird with colored feathers will ever make fun of us again." But the dove said, "I don't think it's fair for us to sit here munching olives while everyone else is cooped up in the ark." And off she flew. Meanwhile, back at the ark. Noah stood at the little window, staring out into the cold night for some sign of either the raven or the dove. The parrot kept pestering Noah: "Close the window! They're lost. We're cold. And you're crazy!" But Noah continued to stand at the open window, looking, listening, freezing and sneezing. The dove was lost. Her white wings were dipping closer and closer to the churning black waves, and she felt that she could not flap her tired wings another flap. Then, through the roaring wind, the dove heard a ha-choo! Following the sound, she came to Noah's out- stretched hand, and he brought her into the warm ark. When the dove reported that there was land out there, none of the birds believed her. The next morning, when they woke up, the dove was gone. Her little nest at the end of the bird beam was soaked with tears. "I knew they wouldn't believe you," said the raven to the dove when she returned to the olive tree, which was now on the top of a hill on a large island in the great flood sea. "Stay with me and forget about them. Here, have an olive." "I don't want an olive, but I will take an olive leaf," said the dove. "This will show them that there really is and out here." "Won't you ever learn?" said the raven. "They're too scared to leave the ark." "And you, my friend, are too scared to leave this island and live with them," said the dove as she flew off, a white speck against the black sky. Soon the dove was lost at sea and straining her ears for Noah's ha-choo or a flicker of light from the ark. But all the dove heard was wind and waves, wind and waves. Then suddenly, up ahead, the dove saw something very strange. Rising out of the sea was a rainbow! Flying closer she saw that the rainbow was fluttering in the wind. And it was chirping! In fact, the beautiful rainbow was a tower of birds flapping their wings against the strong wind. The parrot was flying up and down the bird-feather rainbow, squawking orders; "Stay in line, you flamingos! Watch out for the hummingbrds, you blue jays! Remember, our friend Noah is sick with a cold. And our friend the dove is lost at sea." When the two great doors of the ark swung open and all the animals were let out at last, they were greeted by a wondrous sight. A real rainbow was shining in the sky, stretching from the ark at one end to an olive tree on top of a mountain at the other. That night, before all the birds flew off to their new homes in the new world, they nested together in the olive tree. And on the very top branch were the raven and the dove. Reprinted from, "Does God Have A Big Job?" Harper & Row, 1989.