ertainment Still Laughing At Life At 96 The George Burns Theater in Livonia gave the comedian something to do today. SUZANNE CHESSLER Special to The Jewish News V eteran entertainer George Burns had planned to be in Michigan earlier than October for the opening of the Livonia theater that bears his name. "They were supposed to have the theater finished two months ago, but they weren't ready," said the humorist who has enjoyed stardom on stage, radio, TV and records as well as in the movies. "Here I am 96, and they weren't ready!" Jokes aside, he is thrilled to be the opening act at the George Burns Theatre for the Performing Arts, named in his honor by Center Stage Productions. This weekend, he is appearing with singer Florence Henderson. cutting ribbon The ceremonies at the theater last night preceded the gala celebration at the Ritz Carlton. "I think it's great," Mr. Burns said about the renovated Mai Kai Theater, which was built at Plymouth and Farmington roads in 1962 and will now seat 1,400. Mr. Burns recalled his first performance in the area. He talked about playing the Tem- ple Theatre in downtown Detroit in 1927, when vaudeville was the bill of fare. "They must have liked me because here it is 65 years later, and I've been invited back," he joked. Actually, audiences liked him and wife Gracie Allen so much that they brought the entertainers back every year over many years. The two, married in 1926, teamed in 1923 and worked together un- til her retirement in 1958, with Mr. Burns crediting her talents for their success. "The Temple Theatre was beautiful, and we played two shows a day," he reminisced. "Big time!" Mr. Burns, who has worked with a trademark cigar since age 14, said he fell in love with show business when he was 7 years old and loves it just as much today as he did then. His performance debut was with three other boys who formed the Peewee Quartet. "We used to sing on ferry boats, streetcars and corners," said the enduring vocalist, who recently completed a music video with Bobby Vinton. "We'd pass around a hat. Sometimes they put something in the hat; sometimes they took something from the hat, and sometimes they took the hat. We lost a lot of hats!" One of 12 children — seven sisters and five brothers — he was the only entertainer in the family. For the stage, he changed his name from Nathan Birnbaum. Neither his son, who works with computers, nor his daughter, who teaches in San Diego, followed in their parents' footsteps. His seven grandchildren and eight great-grandchildren also stayed out of the spotlight. "I came from a very Jewish family, and I've been Jewish for 96 years," he said. "My mother and father got married without meeting each other first. Their families arranged the wedding. "My mother was 15 years old when she got married. The day before the wedding she tried on her first sheitel (wig). The wig was a little too big so when my mother turned around, the wig didn't." Will family humor be on the program during his per- formances in Livonia? "I do everything that fits my age," he joked. "I died in Altoona, and I died in Schenectady; and I'm not go- ing to die again!" Mr. Burns admits to having a serious side but is quick to say that he doesn't like to talk about it. Serious moments, however, are captured in nine auto- biographical books. Voted King of Comedy in a poll of 1,000 comedians, and with an Oscar, Emmy and Grammy behind him, Mr. Burns, who celebrated his 85th birthday com- memorating the building of the George Burns Medical Center in Israel, still looks to the future. In the office every morning and working closely with his long-time manager, Irving Fein, who is not too far behind him in age, he has signed a five-year contract with the Riviera Hotel in Las Vegas and plans to celebrate his 100th birthday there, after he does the same in Lon- don at the Palladium Theaten ❑ C CY) CC U1 CD 65