May you be inscribed in
the book of life for many
years of good health.

ly in Wild Man at Chicago's
Body Politics Theatre, is the
son of Alvin Beltzman and
the late Helene Beltzman .. .
Mark was bar mitzvah at
B'nai David and did commer-
cials hereabouts . . . He is a
graduate of Cass Tech and
played tuba in its music
program.

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FIFTH BIRTHDAY
-, celebration by Radisson Plaza
in Town Center honored its
employees much more than
the hotel . . . Many were
singled out as contributors
toward its success and a video
of former general manager
Bill Kirkhuff in Minneapolis
was a warm howdy to his
former staff .. . Present
G.M., Tom Padgett, drew a lot
of applause as he emceed the
proceedings • • • The
employees are much aware of
the good job Tom is doing in
promoting the Radisson
Plaza.
HARRY WEBERMAN,
formerly 30 years with the
Oak Park school system,
m celebrated his 70th birthday
in family fashion . . . He took
wife Miriam, their three
children and three grand-
children on a Caribbean
cruise . . . Harry is currently
with St. Mary's Preparatory
School of Orchard Lake.
INCLUDED IN the eight
flavored demi-scones made
and packaged by Elwin
'Greenwald of Elwin's in Royal
Oak is a low-fat Irish biscuit-
like delish . . . They're on the
shelves at oodles of local
markets . . . Elwin makes
about 1,200 a day and going
so fast, that figure is expected
- to double in no time.
REUNION COMMITTEE
of 1973 Dondero grads is
gathering addresses of
classmates . . . Call Karen
(Abel) Gardner at 543-7094.
DISA 'N DATA . . . Adrian
_ Lark, daughter of the Lark's
Jim and Mary Lark, is
general manager of Sebas-
tian's Grill at Somerset Col-
lection mall . . . Paul Kraft is
new general manager of Em-
bassy Suites on Beck Road in
Southfield . . . Every Satur-
day and Sunday, 10 to 5 in Oc-
tober, is Upland Hills Farm
Festival time . . . It's in Ox-
ford, Mich., north of Auburn
Hills, and has been going on
30 years with family enter-
tainment plus donuts and
' cider. Two women were
gossiping about a mutual
friend . . . Suddenly one stop-
ped, took a deep breath and
said, "I can't give you any
more details; I've already told
you more than I heard."
The myths that parents tell
their children about the
mystery of childbirth are ap-
parently universal . . . Like

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the little boy who had just
been brought to the United
States from Israel . . . The
parents took their son, David,
to the Bronx Zoo . . . David
was impressed with the lions,
tigers and elephants, but he
was enchanted at his first
sight of a stork . . . David
stared at the long-legged bird
for a long time, hoping for
something to happen . . .
Finally, terribly disappointed,
he turned to his parents,
"Papa," little David said sad-
ly, "he doesn't recognize me."
Jake, who was in his late
80s, decided he was going to
enjoy one more tremendous
fling . . . But first he had
himself fitted with a brand-
new hairpiece . . . Then he
went to a plastic surgeon who
created a new, youthful face
for Jake . . . A celebrated
massuer pounded and
massaged Jake into a brand-
new body . . . Finally, he went
out and bought a dozen of the
latest style suits . . . Now
ready for a good time, Jake
flew to Miami Beach, met a
glamorous young beauty, and
hired a car.
They were riding down Col-
lins Avenue when a bolt of
lighting hit Jake . . . In an in-
stant, Jake found himself at
the Gates of Heaven . . .
"Why did you do this to me?"
cried Jake. "Just when I had
a new face, a new body, new
clothes." . . . "Sorry, Jake!"
came a voice of thunder. "I
didn't recognize you!"

LOOKING BACK on col-
umns of yesteryears .. .
March 26, 1971 . . . "It was
14 years ago when Anita Gold
(Mrs. Phil) was the art
teacher at Detroit's
Vandenberg School and one of
her students, little Jimmy
Niekamp, rocking back in his
chair, fell and hit his head
severely enough to be
hospitalized .. Anita never
did find out what happened to
little Jimmy since soon after
she took a maternity leave .. .
Over the years, whenever
their youngsters, Lisa,
Howard or David, would rock
back in a chair, mommy
Anita would repeat the story
of what happened to little
Jimmy.
"Recently all five Golds,
great hockey fans, went to a
Detroit Red Wing game at
Olympia and on the forward
line with Gordie Howe and
Alex Delvecchio was a new
player . . . big 6'2" Jimmy
Niekamp!"
AS THE WAITER ap-
proached, the diner looked up
and roared, "Hey, how come
your thumb is on my steak?"
. . . "Well, sir," the waiter
replied righteously, "I didn't
want it to fall off again."

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