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lEI PERFECT STRANGLERS
— Murder-Comedy
The cousins visit Boston.
FAT] 14 LARD COPY — Investigative
Exposé: Mrs. Field puts shmaltz in her
cookies.
MOVIE — Drama
"Goys 'N The Hood." West Bloom-
field kids rough it up, robbing elderly
women after overcoming them with
Jovan Musk.
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STAR `SHMECK' — Science Fiction
Spock finds a planet with his nose.
BROOKLYN BRIDGE — Nostalgia
Little Natie asks Sandy Koufax to break
up his brother Alan's fling with a shiksa.
I LAF I El JEERS — Comedy
Norm faces surgery to have the bar
stool removed from his "tuchis." (First of
two parts)
0 4 L.A. LAW — Drama
After taking a fall from his office sofa
with a lovely client, Arnie can't remember
who's left in the firm and whether or not
this show is another re-run.
BARBARA WALTERS SPECIAL
— Interviews
Rev. Al Sharpton says he's not really angry,
he's just kidding; Supreme Court Justice
Clarence Thomas admits he likes wear-
ing long, flowing robes and discusses
his new novel, "The Well-Hung Jury."
48 HOURS — News
Rabbi Sherwin Wine explains how
long one must wait between eating
meat and dairy.
11001019 I 16 QUANTUM LEAP — Drama
Sam finds himself in Biblical times, mar-
ried to Lot and packing in a hurry.
ARSENIO HALL — Late Night Talk
Arsenio dispenses with guests and just
oes "woo woo" with the audience all night.
50 I 45 HAWAII FIVE-OY — Mystery
Trustees of the Weinberg Foundation
travel to Honolulu in search of The
Perfect Waiver for dispensing funds.
lE1 MOVIE OF THE WEEK
"Terminator 3: The Last Crunch." The
Associated Man stalks Laser Molar, The
Academic Man who refuses to die.
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9 THE RICHARD SIMMONS SHOW
— Exercise
Guest: Rep. Stephen Solarz (D-N.Y.) tells
how to stay in shape by bouncing
checks and juggling accounts.
IRAP I
CANDID CANTORS — Comedy
Gargling behind the bima; hiding tuning
forks in robes; and struggling to make
"Mon Olam" into a rap for Teen Services.
EIGHT IS ENOUGH — Drama
Sen. Brock Adams explains to his
female staff why he's not running for
re-election.
16 RTE: 696 — Drama
Tonight, watch as the Jewish Federa-
tion of Metropolitan Detroit decides
to pack it up and move back to the
City of Detroit, abandoning the Max
M. Fisher Building on Telegraph.
Tensions reach a peak when a move
committee chairman resists exposing
his identity unless his 42-page cur-
riculum vitae be included in a press
release.
TUNNEL VISION — News
Construction is under way for the
Hermelin Tunnel, a project which will
make the Detroit power-breakfast a
convenience for Federation staffers,
head cheeses and hangers-on. Our
cameras will take you along as the
tunnel, which will run from the Big
Boy to the Federation Building on
Maple, is finished.
67 LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE
— Family Drama
Lubavitcher Chasidim in Israel put the
finishing touches on the Rebbe's house
in the middle of nowhere. Tonight: paint-
ing New York-style graffiti on the front
door.
99 I NOVA — Documentary
A journey into the nether world of lox.
129I HOLLYWOOD INSIDER — News
Tonight's investigative report: the Miami
Boys' Choir is really from Monsey. Next
week: a look at the London Pirchei.
El THREE'S COMPANY — Comedy
A rabbi explains the intricacies of "a
mezuman" for "benching."
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PRIMETIME LIVE
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THE KING
He was elected prime minister.
But that wasn't enough.
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Siskel & Ebert:
"Move over, Elvis.
The king is dead.
Long live the king."
(Two pinkies up!)
Yitzhak Shamir
THE MAN
WHO WOULD BE KING
Sam Donaldson explores
the Early Years, toiling in The Underground.
Diane Sawyer, in a riveting face-to-face
interview, analyzes the monosyllabic responses
of the would-be Coronation Candidate.
THE DETROIT NEWISH NFWR