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March 20, 1992 - Image 38

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The Detroit Jewish News, 1992-03-20

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11 9 9 2 PURIM SPOOF

Doomsday

7PM
4:30PM

MOVIE — Suspense

MOVIE — Suspense

ED PBS The Civil War —
Documentary

Sonny Burns' dramatic account of
the Jewish Federation of Metropolitan
Detroit's battle with the Agency for
Jewish Education.

WHO'S THE BOSS? — Comedy

D
Tony and Angela take in a "meshulach"

(fund collector) from a Brooklyn yeshiva
who soon has them "kashering" their
kitchen and blow-torching the
refrigerator.

IT'S ACADEMIC — Quiz

Yeshiva Beth Yehudah vs. Our Lady of
Computer Wonks.

"The Silence Of The Hams." A
psychopathic kashrut inspector does
perverse things to non-kosher animals.

"Fatal Deduction!" A deranged woman
attempts to kill her accountant after he
messed up her tax return.

El GOLDEN GIRLS — Comedy

MOVIE — Comedy
E3
"Fried Green Cholent." An overweight

Blanche and Sophia check in to Bor-
man Hall for a visit, then can't get

young woman tries to lose her appetite
by allowing the traditional Sabbath meal
to remain on the stove from Chanukah
to Shavuos.

out.

SISKEL & CYBORG — Reviews

A tribute to robots in film.

close
up

4 BLACK HISTORY MONTH

Dr. Leonard Jeffries explains how Jews
in the garment industry conspired to in-
vent "Do Not Remove" tags on mat-
tresses, causing psychological damage
to countless blacks.

TALK...

JOAN RIVERS SHOW

Topic: "What's Wrong With Anorexia? You Can Never Be Too Skinny."

seventysomething — Drama

A troubled brother and sister from the
South recall how their father abused them
as children by preparing frozen blintzes
each night for dinner. (Violence, nudity,

pirogen).

ID MOVIE — Drama

"Raw." Secretary of State James Baker,
live in concert in Congress, on what he
really thinks of Israel. (Strong language,
fin er gestures.)

5 BOOK WORLD — Talk

Authors John Updike and Harry
Kemelman discuss their first joint effort,

"Rabbi, Run?"

GERALDO — Talk

Albino yeshiva boys raised by
Norwegian nannies who like to dress up
as 18th century Presidential wives
discuss this week's Torah portion.

OTHE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS

— Soap

First-grader Chaim discovers his true
love, Sura Gittel, is on Ritalin.

38

FRIDAY, MARCH 20, 1992

Michael and Hope are concerned about
hemorrhoids; Melissa kvetches about
Social Security benefits; Elliot can't
remember the last time he got weighed.

El ABC EVENING NEWS WITH
PETER JENNINGS — News

Special segment: "When Will Prime
Minister Shamir Stop Beating His
Wife?"
C:1MOVIE — Spiritual Comedy
"Om Alone." Feeling abandoned by his
family, Kevin meets a rabbi from the Far
East who teaches him how to "bench"
from a full lotus.

OTHE $10 BILLION GAME SHOW

Contestant Yitzhak Shamir tells Host
James Baker to go to hell, then asks
him for a big loan.

DOOGIE RUBENSTEIN, D.D.

— Comedy

The 9-year-old wonder-rabbi needs per-
mission from his mother to officiate at a

bris.

Ej ANDOVER 48302 — Drama

On "Mitzvah Day," Andover High
seniors let their teachers ride in their
swanky cars.

TV SNIDE/94

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