11 9 9 2 PURIM SPOOF
MOVIE — Suspense
MOVIE — Suspense
ED PBS The Civil War —
Sonny Burns' dramatic account of
the Jewish Federation of Metropolitan
Detroit's battle with the Agency for
WHO'S THE BOSS? — Comedy
Tony and Angela take in a "meshulach"
(fund collector) from a Brooklyn yeshiva
who soon has them "kashering" their
kitchen and blow-torching the
IT'S ACADEMIC — Quiz
Yeshiva Beth Yehudah vs. Our Lady of
"The Silence Of The Hams." A
psychopathic kashrut inspector does
perverse things to non-kosher animals.
"Fatal Deduction!" A deranged woman
attempts to kill her accountant after he
messed up her tax return.
El GOLDEN GIRLS — Comedy
MOVIE — Comedy
"Fried Green Cholent." An overweight
Blanche and Sophia check in to Bor-
man Hall for a visit, then can't get
young woman tries to lose her appetite
by allowing the traditional Sabbath meal
to remain on the stove from Chanukah
SISKEL & CYBORG — Reviews
A tribute to robots in film.
4 BLACK HISTORY MONTH
Dr. Leonard Jeffries explains how Jews
in the garment industry conspired to in-
vent "Do Not Remove" tags on mat-
tresses, causing psychological damage
to countless blacks.
JOAN RIVERS SHOW
Topic: "What's Wrong With Anorexia? You Can Never Be Too Skinny."
seventysomething — Drama
A troubled brother and sister from the
South recall how their father abused them
as children by preparing frozen blintzes
each night for dinner. (Violence, nudity,
ID MOVIE — Drama
"Raw." Secretary of State James Baker,
live in concert in Congress, on what he
really thinks of Israel. (Strong language,
fin er gestures.)
5 BOOK WORLD — Talk
Authors John Updike and Harry
Kemelman discuss their first joint effort,
GERALDO — Talk
Albino yeshiva boys raised by
Norwegian nannies who like to dress up
as 18th century Presidential wives
discuss this week's Torah portion.
OTHE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS
First-grader Chaim discovers his true
love, Sura Gittel, is on Ritalin.
FRIDAY, MARCH 20, 1992
Michael and Hope are concerned about
hemorrhoids; Melissa kvetches about
Social Security benefits; Elliot can't
remember the last time he got weighed.
El ABC EVENING NEWS WITH
PETER JENNINGS — News
Special segment: "When Will Prime
Minister Shamir Stop Beating His
C:1MOVIE — Spiritual Comedy
"Om Alone." Feeling abandoned by his
family, Kevin meets a rabbi from the Far
East who teaches him how to "bench"
from a full lotus.
OTHE $10 BILLION GAME SHOW
Contestant Yitzhak Shamir tells Host
James Baker to go to hell, then asks
him for a big loan.
DOOGIE RUBENSTEIN, D.D.
The 9-year-old wonder-rabbi needs per-
mission from his mother to officiate at a
Ej ANDOVER 48302 — Drama
On "Mitzvah Day," Andover High
seniors let their teachers ride in their