11 9
Funday
7:30PM
8PM
El LOOKUP UNTO MY FEET — Religion
Rabbi Maria McGuire discusses the
new, streamlined Haggadah she has
written for the Reconstructionist move-
ment, entitled "The Three Questions."
Also, what to call the spouse of a gay
Sir.
rabbi: "Rebbitzinette," "Rs?' or "Si"
WIDE WORLD OF TORTS
7:07 13
— Legal Issues
&
Featured: Finals in the combineFiche
Judge Baiting competition; Jury Bad
ing semi-finals; William Kuntsler defends
his Epithet Hurling title ressional);
(52', 8" and the
Accou
(National Cong
tants Association) Figure-Shaving Cham-
ionshiPs from Las Vegas. (Live)
THIS WEEK WITH JOHN
HINCKLEY — Political Analysis
Guests Oliver Stone ("J.F.K."), Squeaky
Fromme and John Wilkes Booth, IV, de-
bate conspiracy theories related to Jodie
Foster's new hairstyle, the Sassy Knoll.
close
up
RELIGIOUS
COMEDY
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9 PM
E
DESIGNING
WOMAN
Tammy Faye
Bakker
dumps her
husband to
sell make-up
by the pound.
9 2 PURIM SPOOF
COMIC STRIP LIVE — Comedy
Special Israeli edition, from The Wailing
Wall Cafe, as government leaders com-
pete in the Political Joke-Ott Yitzhak
Rabin attempts to smile; Benjamin
Netanyahu passes as American; Shimon
Peres passes gas; and Yitzhak Shamir
does his imitation of Papa Smurf in a
bad mood.
ED MEET THE PRESS — Politics
Israel Defense Minister Moshe Arens ex-
plains that Israel was not selling
American arms to China, but was rather
Af ric a.
selling used china to South
ic Drama
Po le
HILL STREET JEWS —
Detective Belker, disguised as a Chasid,
tries to smuggle Lubavitch-made high-
tech Shmura Matzah into 47th Street
Photo. (Violence, language)
060 MINUTES — One Hour
Mike Wallace investigates himself as a
self-hating Jew; Ed Bradley explores
how the show is rated Number One
when no one watches it anymore;
Morley Safer tracks down how many
thumbs Siskel and Ebert really have;
and Andy Rooney confesses that he is
Mickey's illegitimate son. (60 minutes,
one hour, one-twenty-fourth of a day).
SISKEL & FLAUBERT — Review
French films dealing with body parts
("Charlotte's Kneecap," "Babette's
Feet") and the X-rated version of
Flaubert's work ("Madame Ovary").
VEAL OF FORTUNE — Game Show
meats from-Cohen's Meat
Expensive
Market are awarded to contestants
who can spell their names without
being distracted by Vanna Weiss.
P C WORLD — Discussion
This week's Politically Correct phrases:
Vertically Impaired (instead of short) and
Horizontally Impaired (for fat).
El SENIOR STUDS — Game Show
Contestants at the Happy Hills Nursing
Home try to remember their sex lives.
Winners receive instructional video from
World Champ Rabbi Eliezer Shach slings mud at the Lubavitcher Rebbe in the over-90 division.
ca
(Preliminary event: inter-denominational tag team takes on Big Yitz.)
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0
Sen. Strom Thurmond.
0 SISKEL & BERT — Reviews
Highlights of the Muppet films.
PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE
A dramatic new format hosted by the late
Bert Parks and featuring the candidates as
traditional Mr. America contestants, com-
peting in Swimsuit Competition, Mr.
Congeniality and Talent.
On the Democratic side, Gov. Bill Clinton
sings, "Your Cheatin' Heart," former Gov.
Jerry Brown performs a medley of '60s
favorites with Linda Ronstadt, Sen. Tomm
act and
Harkin does a disappearing
Sen. Paul Tsongas performs his highly-
- touted Elmer Fudd imitation.
For the Republicans, David Duke recites from "Mein Kampf," Pat Buchanan recites from
David D, and President Bush performs the Heimlich Maneuver at a Japanese
be can-
uke
The winner will be crowned President and the rest of the boring campaign will
restaurant.
celed. (Live)
88/TV SNIDE
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