whose orchestra years ago us- ed to entertain at communal functions like A.Z.A. dances and family celebrations, hit the drums a la Gene Krupa (without the gum) as the Odyssey Band played "Sing, Sing" so badly that Benny Goodman's glasses would have clouded up in shame .. . Abe Epstein was lucky .. . the band didn't accompany him on "Mr. Wonderful" .. . Abe didn't take piano lessons until he was 40 years old. Except for no TV, it was the kind of stateroom you don't mind staying in . . . spacious, large bay windows, queen-size bed, two large mirrored closets, shower and bath, padded arm chairs, glass table . . . Really, between the room and company aboard ship, it almost made up for the many deficiencies of this line. Strange that regardless of the weather there were no diversifications to keep the passengers occupied other than the normal everyday boring routines. Also odd that being a member of the Conferie Chane des Rotisseurs gourmet dining club, Crown Odyssey would be so very in- consistent with its quality of food . . . sometimes good, never great . . . When a ship boasts of being a member of Chanes, one expects dishes unlike others we've had on previous cruises . . . This wasn't so . . . And being a member of the respected gourmet group would naturally elicit hopes for a wine tasting which also never happened . . . Being a Greek ship, too, you would anticipate some dishes that would border on the elite . . . However, Crown Odyssey fail- ed in this category . . . It bakes its own bread and pastries, but imagine having Greek bread (with caraway seeds) only on Greek night? . . . Greek Salad and Village Salad too unless requested in advance. The Crown Odyssey would do well to add a little more class to its daily operation .. . As evident when the wine steward brought a bottle of white wine to our table .. . Jack asked that it be chang- ed to red for Abe's sake, and the wine steward said it was for another table . . . He would have done well to ad- mit his mistake and leave the bottle . . . Another time, wine was brought to our table and when Jack changed the white to red, he was given a bill for the difference . . . kind of chintzy I would say . . . The steward said $3 and the tab came as $4 for Jack to sign. Repeat the Romance! It's amazing how much one day of sun will change people . . . make them laugh, alter their personalities, talk with smiling confidence . . . This is what happneed when El Sol finally showed up. The beauty of Acapulco was lost because of rain . . . but seeing those young boys in life-defying dives from the high cliffs into water that rushes into a cove filled with rocks, where timing is so very important is quite a show .. . Puerto Vallarta was made famous by the weekly "Love Boat" TV comedy series and Night of The Iguana film . . . We never got off the ship for Zihuatanejo . . . But Cabo San Lucas turned out to be the bargain sleeper of them all for shoppers who were sorry they didn't wait instead of buying in Puerto Vallarta . . . Cabo San Lucas, which I think will be quite the place in about five years, even had a price war going on . . . Lit- tle children sold wrapped chicklets seven packs for a dollar . . . and other youngsters gave 10 for a dollar. In both Puerto Vallarta and Cabo San Lucas there is much bargaining fun . . . and both buyer and seller think they each got the better of it. Thanks to the company aboard the ship . . . and this too is half the battle . . . the cruise wasn't a total failure . . . Let's mention their names again . . . they deserve it .. . Joyce and Abe Epstein .. . Marlene Emmer . . . Jack Guz . . . Suzi Scher . . . Susan and Ken Singer . . . Doug and Fran Ellison . . . Betty and John Gatz . . . Dr. Marvin and Doris Friedmann. Crown Odyssey is a beauti- ful ship . . . but somebody should tell them to have more activities . . . that everybody isn't an old fogey . . . And by the way, what happened to driving golf balls into the ocean or skeet shooting? CONGRATS . . . to Denise Alexander . . . on her birth- day . . . to Steve and Marlene Myers . . . on their first anniversary. LOOKING BACK on Col- umns of Yesteryears .. . Jan. 18, 1946 . . . "It was a big event out there in the China-Burma sector where Sam Morganroth, who recent- ly was discharged, won $25,000 . . . after being 'talk- ed into' a game of tumbling cubes . . . The news spread like wildfire from camp to camp . . . There was only one catch . . . After figuring it out, all it meant to Sam was $12.50 in American money." ❑ • Rekindle the flame with a private room! • Relax with a late night swim and dip in the whirlpool! • Receive our special weekend rate -- $ 49' • • Return for a second consecutive night for 50% off! 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