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has

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beautiful warmth it projects
on to its appreciative
customers.
CITY SLICKER Coleman
Verona is making his dream
come true this May by going
on a cattle drive with 18 other
local Jewish cowboys, in-
cluding son Paul and old
riding buddies Mickey
Shapiro, Milt Dresner and
Jack Strickstein.
To help kick off the spirit for
this dream turned reality,
daughter Rhonda Verona, p.r.
gal for Radisson Plaza at
Town Center, is planning the
City Slicker New Year's Eve
Hoedown Party at the South-
field hotel with a Billy
Crystal look-alike contest .. .
Her dad (with wife Judy) and
brother (with wife Julie) will
get a square dancin' head
start on the others by atten-
ding the shindig.
Gent who looks most like
Billy Crystal did in the movie
City Slickers will win a trip to
a Radisson Hotel in Califor-
nia and an American Airlines
ticket from Nancy Jonna of
Travel Bazaar in Farmington
Hills.
ROSIE RAGS is well-
known to a lot of people .. .
she's the doll that has
brought smiles to hundreds of
thousands of youngsters
while supporting a wide
range of children's charities
and organizations.
Rosie has a lot of parents
. . . all members of Variety,
The Children's Charity,
known also as Variety Club,
which does such magnificent
work for handicapped kiddies.
At all 22 local F & M loca-
tions, the proceeds from sales
of Rosie Rags dolls, plus Rosie
audiotape and Rosie
children's book are being
donated to Detroit Variety .. .
and if you can't get to one of
Frank Newman's stores, just
call the local Variety office,
855-6440.
Remember the first F & M
in Ferndale 35 years ago? .. .
1991 will bring in annual
sales of over $700 million!

MORE OLDIES from the
menu of Lindy's in New York
. . . Drunk (leaving Lindy's):
"Shay, call me a cab, willya?"
Admiral Nimitz (who was
standing at the entrance):
"My good man, I'm not a
doorman, I'm an admiral."
Drunk: "Awright, then call
me a boat, I gotta get home."
Customer: "What does this
mean? There's a fly in the bot-
tom of my teacup?" Lindy's
waiter: "How would I know?
I'm a waiter, not a fortune
teller" . . . Head waiter at
Lindy's in 1921: "Sir, you
have to wear a tie." Customer:
"If I go out and buy a tie can
I get a good table?" Head-

FRIDAY & SATURDAY EVENINGS

waiter: "No, I don't like your
pants either."
Customer: "Four cokes, and
make sure my glass is clean."
Lindy's waiter (returning
with the order): "Who gets
the clean glass?"

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HUSBAND AND WIFE

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same goal educationwise as
well as in home life are
Daniel and Lisa Chatlin
Sperling . . . He recently
graduated from University of
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finance and she gets her
master's this May from U of
M . . . also in finance . . . Dan
is the son of Heather and
Steve Sperling . . . and Lisa is
the daughter of Marilyn and
David Chatlin.
NOT ALL communities
will do just about anything to
have Jimmy Schmidt and
Mike Ilitch open in their sec-
tor . . . even though it is a pro-
posed $1.2 million dollar res-
taurant . . . Birmingham
turned down a liquor license
operation by Jimmy and Mike
who continue the search
for a suburban location to
open a Mediterranean-North-
ern Italian restaurant.
IF POLICE are so in-
terested in citizen safety, why
do they hide in waiting, ready
to pounce on speeding cars?
. . . Folks sure would drive
more carefully if the cops
would show themselves in-
stead of letting speedsters or
reckless drivers create ac-
cidents . . . After three suc-
cessful cabaret shows, each
featuring the music of Broad-
way composers, Mark Davis
Presents Downstairs at Pun-
chinello's on Pierce in Birm-
ingham will open Thou
Swell, the music and lyrics of
Rodgers and Hart, Friday and
Saturday evenings tonight
thru Feb. 22 . . . A rabbi
wanted to explain to his little
class of students the impor-
tance of water safety and ask-
ed the little ones, "Suppose
our school took a boat ride up
the river. All the teachers and
students were on the boat.
Now tell me, what would you
do if one of the teachers fell
overboard? . . . A little tyke
called out, "Which one?"

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