Funny Girl Detroit native Patty Dworkin has made her mark as a comedienne and an actress. But it's air freshener that pays the bills. Patty Dworkin: Her hair color goes well with the Formica. ;3' P., ELIZABETH APPLEBAUM Assistant Editor ime and again Patty Dworkin has been truly distraught a- bout her kitchen floor. No matter how much she scrubs and buffs, no matter how much she polishes and mops, it just doesn't have that special sparkle, that shine that pleases men and makes fussy mothers-in-law smile with satisfaction. How does she survive such trauma? She leaves the set. Ms. Dworkin's kitchen floor crises occur regularly in TV commercials, where the actress often finds herself cast as the woman who is nearly in tears after the dog runs in with muddy feet and a pan of grease falls from the stove. Then all her problems are solved by some nice blonde who is always glad to share her bottle of Cleaner Than A Whistle floor polish. A Detroit native, Ms. Dworkin now lives in New York, where she has ap- peared in more than 300 commercials. Among her credits: she was the first voice of the "Snuggles" fab- ric-softener bear and served as spokesman for Kleenex, Magic Mushroom and Air- wick air freshener. Appearing in commercials is lucrative work, Ms. Dworkin said, because actors receive a residual each time the commercial appears. This allows her the opportunity to appear on stage (where salaries are generally limited) and on television, where she has had roles on "Night Court," "Moonlighting" and "Dynasty," among others, and in films including Ghostbusters, Mr. Mom and Airplane II. Ms. Dworkin believes her first interest in theater may have come from her mother, an actress who starred in Detroit radio programs like "The Green Hornet" and "The Lone Ranger." While in 11th grade at Southfield High School, Pat- ty made her own try for the stage when she auditioned for the school play. She did not get a part. "But I had a teacher, Robert Horner, who was really an inspiration," she said. "He always made you do your best and taught me to trust my instincts. He also told me to try out for the 12th-grade play, to 'make me Mr proud.' Well, I tried to make him proud for the next 20 , years." Mr. Horner also taught Patty that the more skills she had, the more valuable she would be as an actress. So she set out to improve not only her acting skills, but her singing and dancing abilities as well. It's called, she said, "the triple threat." After attending the Uni- versity of Michigan, Ms. Dworkin got her first job with the John Kenley Players, an Ohio-based group with whom she ap- peared in numerous stage productions. She later made a national tour with the comedy group Second City. "I was sort of odd as a kid, sort of gawky," Ms. Dworkin says. "I found the best way to get attention was to be funny." She developed what she calls "my own sense of humor: I tried.to find the ab- solute opposite way anyone would approach something." Fully determined to be a star, Ms. Dworkin in 1976 ' moved to New York and took a room at the Barbizon Ho- tel. Three weeks later she got her first role in a Broad- way show, "and I thought the whole world was there for the taking." Among her early credits, Ms. Dworkin was Lucie Arnaz's understudy in See Saw, 'Ed Ames' daughter in Shenandoah and played op- posite Jackie Gleason in Sly Fox. What Ms. Dworkin did not find upon arriving in New York was glamour. "I shared my first Broad- way dressing room with a mouse," she said. After finding success on , stage Ms. Dworkin moved to Los Angeles, where she began guest-starring on TV programs. It was thrilling for her friends and family — people would often stop her father and say, "I saw your daughter on 'The Love Boat'!" — but Ms. Dworkin missed the New York stage. "I forgot how to be an actor," she said. "I forgot the thrill of standing in the wings. "Yes, it's great to be rec- ognized, to go someplace and get the best hamburger be- cause your face is familiar, but that doesn't have a lot to do with being an actor." So she moved back to New York, returning to the stage and finding steady work in TV commercials. "You need a special look THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS 65 4 Li i1 E-- Li F- 4 Li