AL WINKLER'S SUPER BIRD 12 & EVERGREEN EVERGREEN SHOPPING PLAZA 557-8899 waitress noticed Sam's discomfort . . . "I know what's bothering you," she whispered. "The boss bought those trucks at a salvage sale. He figures they bring in more customers than an electric sign. There aren't even any motors in them." REMEMBER WHEN .. . dancing was something a guy and gal did together? I ONCE HAD the privilege, of watching a great French chef prepare a salad dressing . . . He'd made it countless times and was world famous for it . . . But I noticed that after he'd add a dash of this and a pinch of that, he'd taste the dressing, then add a little more of one ingredient or another . . . To a person geared to standard pro- cedures, this seemed pretty hit-and-miss . . . Why, I asked, didn't he write down the recipe long ago and simply follow it? . . . His answer was a gem . . . "Because how do I know it can't taste better?" WHEN YOU want to add a party touch to corn on the cob, try onion or chive butter or margarine . . . Add to soft but- ter or margarine salt, pepper and finely minced green onions or chives . . . Let stand for an hour or longer. THIS GUY was standing in a bar one afternoon having a quick drink, when a horse walked in and stepped up to the bar . . . The horse said to the bartender, "Give me a dry martini" . . . The bartender said, "Okay," and started to mix it . . . The guy was dumb- founded . . . fascinated . . . a horse at a bar! . . . He couldn't believe his eyes . . . The bartender finished mixing the drink and set it down in front of the horse and said, "Here ya are. Here's your martini" . . . The horse said, "Wait a minute. Where's the olive?" . . . The bartender said, "Oh, I'm sorry. Here's your olive" . . . The horse said, "That's better," drank the martini, paid for it and left . . . The guy said, "Wow! That's strange!" . . . "Oh, no," said the bartender. "I often forget the olive." OVERHEARD . . . at Mark Stephen's Steak Fac- tory, "A bachelor is a man with no ties except those that need pressing" . . . at Jane's Place, "My wife is so lazy, she's the only one I know who washes dishes in bed." SO MUCH skill and trou- ble go into the making of champagne, it deserves our best consideration . . . Serve it EARLY BIRD DINNER SPECIAL 3 p.m. to 6 p.m. 20% OFF Monday thru Saturday-3 p.m. till 5 p.m., Sunday 4 p.m. till 5 p.m. • Roast Half Chicken • Chopped Sirloin • Fettuccini Alfredo ALL DINNERS • Sorry, Cash Only. No Credit Cards • Not Valid With Any Coupon or Other Special • No Coupon Necessary With This Offer Served with tossed salad, bread, coffee or tea PASSOVER ORDERS NOW TAKEN $5.95 NORMS • Complete Dinners • Soups • Fish •Desserts • Etc. FAX: 557-8941 557-8899 OYSTER BAR & GRILLE- 29110 Franklin Road Southfield, Michigan 357-4442 SAVE 20% AT R.I.K.'s THE RESTAURANT *Early Bird still being served from 4 p.m. till 6 p.m. daily. Not valid with other discounts, promotions or Norm's Dining Club cards. ■ Join us for an early dinner from 5-6 pm Monday — Friday and receive a 20% discount, exclusive of any alcohol.* R.I.K.'s The Restaurant, for a contemporary interpretation of classic Italian Cuisine. R.I.K.'s also features a selection of HeartSmart ° items approved by Henry Ford Hospital. Authentic Middle-Eastern Cuisine OPEN 7 DAYS Monday Thru Thursday 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. Friday and Saturday 11 a.m. to 12 mid. Sunday 3 p.m. to 10 p.m. LUNCHES FROM 29' • • • • • • THE RESTAURANT Orchard Mall Orchard Lake Road at Maple West Bloomfield (313) 855-9889 VEGETARIAN DISHES HEALTHY PLATES COMPLETE CARRY-OUT MENU EXCELLENT BEER & WINE LIST COCKTAILS SOUPS • SANDWICHES • SALADS 7295 Orchard Lake Road, North Side of the Robin's Nest Shopping Center *For a limited time only. Entire party must be seated before 6:00 pm. Reservations Accepted: 737-0160 M E QAILLII0\ Beau jacks Food & Spirits Innovative Dining WINTER HOURS: TUES.-THURS. 5 p.m.-10 p.m. FRI. & SAT. 5 p.m.-11 p.m. Creative American Cuisine Introducing Dining on the "Lite" Side — Tues.-Thurs. Featuring Sandwiches and Entrees at "Lighter" Prices. Cocktails Piano Lounge DON NADEL At The Piano Tues.-Sat. Eves. Fashionably EARLY DINNERS Monday Thru Saturday 4:30 p.m. to 6:00 p.m. 851-5540 Entrees priced from Banquet Facilities Available 4343 ORCHARD LAKE RD.., WEST BLOOMFIELD $5.75-$9.95 ORCHARD LAKE RD. AT LONE PINE RD, IN THE CROSSWINDS MALL 4108 W. Maple • Birminaham. MI • 1 block W of Telearaoh • 626.2630 THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS 79