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•LIVER & ONIONS

WEDNESDAY
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fats.

WERE FIGHTING FOR
YOUR LIFE

American Heart
Association

Advice Hasn't Changed
After Fifteen Years

DANNY RASKIN

Local Columnist

ooking back on col-
umns of yesteryears .. .
SEPT. 27, 1974 . . . It
happened in a small town
courtroom nearby, says bar-
rister Henry Baskin . . . the
judge advising a woman, "I
think you might as well give
him a divorce" . . . and the
wife shouting, "What! I've liv-
ed with the bum 20 years and
now I should make him hap-
PY?"
NOV. 1, 1974 . . . Plus their
booming business, Al Nettle
and Roy Calley at the Char-
terhouse Barber Salon on
Nine Mile, have become sort
of training posts for styling
stars in the northwest area
. . . At least eight former
employees of theirs are at
shops 'in nearby locales .. .
`Makes us feel like a couple of
papa roosters," says Al. (Char-
terhouse is today on the
Boardwalk, Orchard Lake
Road, and owned by Al, Ron
Eddy and Howard LaLone.
NOV. 1, 1974 . . . Fellow by
the name of Gurewich back-
ed into a car owned by Abe
Gurwin recently at a shop-
ping center . . . Gurewich
turned the accident over to
his attorney, Leonard Gurwin
. . . and Abe likewise to his
barrister son, Hanley Gurwin
. .. The adjuster shook his
head in confusion , .. .
especially when both cars
were taken for repairs to
Jerry Gurwin's Autobody
Klinic . . . Neither of the par-
ties involved nor their at-
torneys were related to each
other.

NOV. 15, 1974 . . .

Children's Dept. . . . Little
4-year-old Sandra Colburn
asked her mother, Ruth Col-
burn, how long it was until
her birthday . . . Mother said
it wasn't too far away, and
Sandy asked, "Well, Mommy,
is it time for me to begin be-
ing a good girl?"
NOV. 22, 1974 . . . Mailman
in our area doesn't like dogs
. . . remembers being bitten
by one he thought was the
gentlest animal ever . . .
Returning to the Oak Park
post office, he told of the dog
biting his leg that morning
. . . Ceil Smith asked him if
he put anything on it . . .
"No," the postman siad, "he
liked it just as it was."
OCT. 26, 1961 . . . Mark
Grant, 11-year-old son of
Marian and Jay Grant, is a
true example of a safety
patrol boy who takes his work
to heart . . . On duty at the

Emerson School, young Mark
reported a youngster who con-
tinually jay-walked and had
been given three stern warn-
ings . . . Finally, his patience
exhausted, he was compelled
to report the cocky kid to the
office . . . The guilty culprit
was Mark's 9-year-old
brother, Barry.
HERE'S A NEW parlor
game when guests come over
. . . It calls for place names
particularly suited to the
states in which they are
located . . . Examples . . .
Shapeless, Mass., Oola, La.,
Goodness, Me., Income, Tx.,
Deathly, Ill., Hittor, Miss.,
Praise, Ala., Coco, Colo.,
Proan, Conn., Farmerina,
Del., Inert, Mass., Hezmak-
ingizetme, Pa. . . . The list
goes on indefinitely.
EITHER MANY former
gradutes are getting lazy or
don't want to be bothered, but
now another company that

A new game

matches fictitious
cities with
appropriate states:
for example,
Goodness, Me.

organizes and coordinates
reunions has come to town .. .
It's just not the same . . . That
personal touch given by ex-
alumni is usually gone .. .
and the entire affair, from
food to entertainment many
times leaves much to be
desired ... No gifts, of course,
to grads' former school since
organizing companies take
every penny of profit.
SEEING SIGNS . . . by
Merle Kassoff . . . in a den-
tist's office, "Ignore your
teeth and they will go away."
OVERHEARD . . . at the
Jewish Community Center,
Maple and Drake . . . "I have
enough money to last me the
rest of my life, assuming I
don't buy anything."
A LITTLE old gray-haired
lady panted her way up three
flights of stairs and came to
a beautiful oak door . . . Upon
opening it, she entered an ex-
otically furnished reception
room . . . A gong sounded .. .
Incense filled the air . . . A
beautiful Oriental girl ap-
peared before her.
The girl asked, "Do you
wish an audience with His
Omniscience, the wise, all-
knowing, all-seeing guru,
Maharishi Naru?"
"Yes, I do," said the old
woman. "Tell Sheldon his
mother is here, all the way
from the Bronx." 0

76 FRIDAY, APRIL 28, 1989

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