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March 17, 1989 - Image 27

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The Detroit Jewish News, 1989-03-17

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JEWISH NEWS ANNUAL mind SPOOF

Purim Parade

F'utrirn Parad e

Prime Time

MOVIE
GUIDE

Television Listings

Wisegoy

7 : 30

8:00 la

'30 Kvetching

The Fall Goy

#00 Lifestyles of the Rich

Shmully asks Shaine Baila to
give up her Yuppie career to
marry him. Chaim breaks up
with his chavrusa.

and .Heimish •

9:00

13th Ave., where the Boro
Park elite indulge themselves
in materialistic excess.

Cia Challas

The Cosby Show

The Yentas of
Eastwick

MoU*S*H

Accidental Tzoris

ED Perry & Jackie Mason

The brothers face each other
in court — Will the jury be
swayed by laughter. or logic?

This week — meats that are
non-kosher.

,.$81- 6)

CNil( .Dennis The Mensch

Dennis helps Mr. Wilson paint
the house and cleans up

The rebbetzin is carried away
by Indians.

K ...



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Please order by catalogue number,

Iry Krupnick Says: "I have personally, selected the finest material for your viewing pleasure.

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And some wicked out:takes too.'

V937 - Muskovitz & Feldman/Jan. 12. 1982

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Spectactular footage of Tante Blima's dancing out of control and colliding with a waiter. Watch

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In VHS or BETA $19.95• Per Tape

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Look, ifthe,end of every-
thing is coming anyway..
why shiep it out?

VI-DE-01

A true artist in the art of Wedding Video Photography
makes his work available to'the public for the first time

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those capons fly' See her 'shaiter land in the 'Sweet and Sour Meatballs.' iToo had I didn't get this

in.:3-D. ■

Puriovitz•vs. Weisz•March 30; 1974

These families have feuded for years, and the personal greetings' section is a riot.

Hear Old Man Pupovitz wish his in-laws a torOnary. and hear Mama Weisz itccuse, the

Pupo:itzes of breeding with chimpanzees!

V867 - Steinberg & ussbaum;June
N
7. 1984

ite4

MIN MINI

MOM MEI 101111111

11111•11

11111•1111 MINN

III= NMI MIN

A cartoon clergyman gets
involved with flesh-and-blood
People. with scandalous
results.

A Flatbush cop tries to
blend in with people in
'Fancy Shmancy' -
California.

Close Encounters of
the Nerd Kind

A cute, intelligent young girl
endures a series of blind .
dates that grow progres-
.
sively frightening.

Revenge of . the Nebs

In the sequel to CEOTNK. •
•the rejected dates band
together to settle the score.

The Matzohball Run

I

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Cohen The
Barbarian

...II

Who Shamed Roger
- • .
Rabbi?

Beverly Hills
Shlurnp

Delivery men for a koSher
deli race each other on the
job.

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Lots of warrrit h. hugs and good Feeling as two attractive Yuppies tie the knot. Who knew'?

3 Men and a Bubble

It's nothing but trouble as a
• trio of bachelors are forced
of their grand-
to
mother.


Apocalypse Nu?

MIN MINI NMI VIM IMO M NM IMO NM 11111= MIMI MIMI INIIIII IIIIM MN

RUPNICK

A haunting chiller of a night-
mare none of us can escape.

Yuppie couples meet at a
reunion to compare
tchatchkas.

The game show in which you
answer a question with a
question and win thousands
of dollars in prizes — but at
retail prices!

MM.

The Shnorrer Always
Rings Twice

The.Big Kvell

,USA', Gypordy

On a special GERALDO... MADD
Mothers Against Doing Dishes

In this sequel to Dolly
Parton's 1978 film '9 to 5:
Barbra Streisand plays an
Orthodox woman who leaves
early on Fridays.


A 21st-century rabbi serv-
ing a robot colony finds
dangers he never expected
in practicing circumcision.

Pincus explains to his mother.
that, unlike his brother
Marcus. he is scared of
blood.

10:0s&

9 to 3.

Blade Ruiner

moo (I) Pincus Welby, Ph.D

Glatt-Kosher
Double -Dare

A special judge looks for
holes in the obstacles.

Helter Seltzer

Prairie

Obstacle course features
The Salami Slide,' The
Tunnel of Tongue.' and The
Barrel of Borscht.'

That's Inedible!

Nothville

As deli lovers converge.on a
food convention, it becomes .
. a metaphor for their sad,
lives.

A charismatic beverage
delivery man enslaves a
group of women to do his
evil bidding.

CI Little Shul on the

,E___
—#4) Kosher Double - Dare

. Her powers drove men to
madness — and then Mr.
Shneider found .out!

A man on vacation meets
up with a woman who is
one problem after another.

A crisis hits the Modern •
Urban Surgical Hospital as
thirty nose-jobs are sched-
uled in one day.

Murry Weiss goes down to
the beach with a lounge chair
to watch the dealers and the
Feds shoot it out.

Kiss of the Shneider
Woman

The Devil meets his match.

Filmed in Brooklyn!

CD Miami Weiss

J.R. Shmulling double cross-
es his brothers to take over
the bakery empire.

Barbra Streisand as a girl
who is found in Yeshiva
boy's clothing and declared
insane. •

With Sukkoth approaching.
the tribe tries to figure out
how to build a Sukkah under-
ground.

David leaves the Set. Chris
comes on to film the.fistfight.

An adventurer searches for
hidden treasure after ser-
vices.

Mentl

CD The Beauty and the
Beheimah

promptly afterwards.

Avram battles gangsters
attempting to gain control of
NCSY.

A madman preys on a town
full of people too stupid to
remember to lock their
doors.
• -

Gunfight at the . 04.1
•'Corral .

Rival Kosher inspectors
resort to violence.

Little Shop of
ShnOrters

Down on Skid RoW. a beggar
makes.a devilish pact with a •
killer plant:
-

The Merry Mohel Man

He was a mild-mannered
loincloth salesman. until the
pagans beat up his family.

Indiana Jones and
the Temple of Bel El

Nightmare.on Chelm
Street
. .•

Based on the TV series. A
kindly rabbi goes clOor to
door offering .his services.
Sequel to First Blood.

The Kallah Purple

A rebbetzin.down South
endures both prejudice and a
failed marriage.

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••
STUFF YOUR FACE PRODUCTIONS

Featuring the following fine products:
PLEDGE FURNITURE POLISH
SHVITZ CRACKERS

Not just a polish – a constant reminder
They stay crisp, even in the sauna

PRESENTS
• •
HERSHAY'S
GOLDEN
GEFILTE
BAR

h
U.J.A .
of
your
obligation
to
te
A taste sensation – the classic
• •

WEIGHT
PLOTZERS
chocolate flavor, plus great-tasting
CHEF GOYARDEE
High-calorie dishes.for those who gave •


chewy
chunks
of
whitefish
and
pike

Tastes so good you 'II swear it's treif
up on dieting


• •

RICE-A-YONI
DOV DISHWASHING LIQUID
LIPTON CUP-A-BORSCHT

Now anyone can eat as well
The
special
formula
he
used
in
his
Hot Borscht anywhere, anytime –

• •
as Yoni's husband

pizza shop is now available in a bottle
but who would want it?



CHOCK-FULL-OF-MISHUGINAHS

FORMULA
403
SHUL-AID
DRINK
MIX

The coffee you'll be nuts about
• • •
It was 409, but you I'll give a bargain –
Who can afford soda for Kiddish?


just don't tell my boss!
• •
CAPTAIN KVETCH CEREAL

DR. PEPPER
Have breakfast with a guy who feels

• •
GRAVY CHRAIN
Old Mrs. Pepper has such

Come and Enjoy
the same way you do in the morning
Now your pet can enjoy the Sabbath
nachas from him.


meal with the rest of the family


• Free Food!
JEW-WHO? CHOCOLATE DRINK


YINGLES POTATO CHIPS
The great controversy is now

Jewish
Books

PROGREPSO
BEAN
SOUP
Good
enough
for
kids
who
don't

a great beverage
• •
Bursting with flavor
know from real potato chips

• FREE FOOD!



WISHBONE REFUSENIK DRESSING

• Puppet Show
GERMAN-MISS
COCOA
HAWAIIAN
KLOP

That's right – we're boycotting
• •
• •
Well, she insists she's Swiss,
For
a
flavor
that
hits
you
like
• FOOD FOR FREE!
the Russian dressing
but we don't believe it
your Rabbi did in first grade


Home
Care
Products



•PISHER-PRICE
• LOTS OF THINGS TO EAT
SCHLEPRIDGE FARM COOKIES
V-8
ALREADY

Toys
for
the
little
guy


We cooked and baked
So
vot
vould
ve
vant
vit
• •
and dragged these to the store,
THAT DON'T' COST
a
vegetable
juice?
CHEERIOYS
• •
and what thanks do we get?
• •
Great
mixed
with
Captain
Kvetch
ANYTHING!!



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"The Great American

Jewish Fair

Free Food Expo"

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