IBEST OF EVERYTHING I C lUIIIID dining room, carry-out and trays • breakfast • lunch • dinner • after-theater • kiddie menu open tuesdays thru sundays 10 a.m. to 11 p.m. 968-0022 lincoln shopping center; 10 1/2 mile & greenfield, oak park Charles Liu's CHINO TAO 1E1 oi I I : : I I I .11 I • • • • • it Mandarin, Szechuan, Hunan Cuisine 100% soybean oil used. No MSG upon request. Senior Citizen menu between 2 p.m.-6 p.m. Mon.-Sat. Dine in and carry-out service Excellent reviews by major newspapers Ching Tao is "leader emphasizing a healthful approach." Molly Abraham — Detroit Free Press 29295 SOUTHRELD RD. NORTH OF 12 IN SOUTHRELD COMMONS (Former Farrell's) 557-0410 41871 GARFIELD RD. AT 18 MILE IN IMPERIAL PLAZA, CLINTON TWP. 263-0050 Deli Unique 25290 GREENFIELD North of 10 Mile Rd. 967-39991 CATERING FOR ALL OCCASIONS GOLDEN BOWL Restaurant 22106 COOLIDGE AT 9 MILE In A & P Shopping Center 398-5502 or 398-5503 DINE IN & CARRY-OUT SZECHUAN, MANDARIN, CANTONESE & AMERICAN CUISINE OPEN 1 DAYS-Mon.-Thurs. 11-10, Fri. & Sat. 11-11, Sun. & Holidays 1 p.m. to 10 p.m. • Banquet Facilities Your Chef: FRANK ENG THE GOLD COIN A [CI] OPEN 7 DAYS — YOUR HOST: HOWARD LEW SZECHUAN, MANDARIN, CANTONESE COMPLETE CARRY-OUT AVAILABLE NEW A LA CARTE DINNERS UNDER $5 24480 W. 10 MILE (IN TEL-EX PLAZA) West of Telegraph 353-7848 TNE GREAT WACC SERVING YOUR FAVORITE EXOTIC DRINKS & CHOICE COCKTAILS IVATE DINING ROOM 1 • BANQUETS • PARTIES • BUSINESS MEETINGS I Your host . . . HENRY LUM Businessmen's Luncheons • Carry outs • Catering 35135 Grand River, Farmington (Drakeshire Shopping Center) 476-9181 KABOB GRILL Authentic Lebanese and American Cuisine I CARRY-OUT & CATERING AVAILABLE 29702 SOUTHFIELD AT 12 1/2 MILE (In Southfield Plaza) 557-5990 MON.-FRI. 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. SAT. 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. SUNDAY 1 p.m. to 8 p.m. HOA KOW INN Specializing In Cantonese, Szechuan & Mandarin Foods Sun. 12 to 10:30 — 13715 W. 9 MILE, W. of Coolidge • Oak Park 547-4663 Open Daily 11 to 10:30, Sat. 11 to 12 Mid., — Carry-Out Service 58 FRIDAY, JANUARY 6, 1989 Joey Adams Has An Answer For One Of Those Machines DANNY RASKIN Local Columnist C omic/author Joey Adams tells about answering machines . . . "those marvelous contrap- tions that let you know that no one was thinking about you while you were away from home." "Here's the message you get when you call Milton Berle!' says Joey . . . "Hi! You've reached Milton and Ruth. We're gonna be out of town for a few days. We found that getting away really helps our relationship — so I went to Acupulco and she went to Miami." Liz Taylor's, according to Joe, says, "I'm not here right now. I'm looking for one more wedding ring for my charm bracelet." Others on the quip-lip of Joey Adams . . . from George Burns, "I know my way around, but I don't feel like going. If it's a girl, the answer is no." . . "My friend Gene Baylos has a machine that says, 'If you're a friend and you have the money you owe me, leave a message when you hear the beep. If you're a bill collector, leave your name when you hear the click! " . . . "Sydney Biddle Barrows, the famous Mayflower Madam, greets you with, 'Hello, anybody. This is Sydney Bid- dle Barrows. How much did you say your name was?' " "My doctor has this message: 'I'm out now, so go get an apple! " "I'm tired of talking to machines," says Joey Adams. "I'm going to start hitting back. If some idiot says, 'I'm not home now, leave a message when you hear the beep, I'm going to say, 'I know you're not home. That's why I called. I'd rather talk to your answering machine than to you.' " AFTER ABOUT 30 years, Duffy's On The Lake will have a name change . . . It'll now be known as Miramar Water Front Inn . . . Location is still Cooley Lake Road and continued ownership of Can- dy Gotts. WHOEVER THOUGHT that bibs were only for babies and lobster eaters? . . . Not Jean and Joe Pomerance, former bossfolks of Capitol Drugs on Norhtwestern and 12 Mile . . . They sold the store and moved to Sherman Oaks, Calif. . . . and that's where their bibs were born for men and women. It seems that so very often while dining out, Jean and Joe would somehow manage to get a little splash of salad oils or marinara sauce, etc. on a silk blouse or dress or tie . . After this happened several times it became annoying to them . . . and instead of say- ing to each other, "I should have brought you a bib," they did something about it. Since necessity is the mother of invention, Jean came up with the idea for adult fashion bibs . . . And so Bib Elite was born . . . Work- ing with a designer in Califor- nia, they have produced several suitable styles . . . Now in production are the tuxedo look with bow tie, the Princess (white collar, pearls and lace) and the Engineer/Western (stripes and bandana.) Jean and Joe have the bibs in production two years already . . . they're going over in a big way. The Bib Elite concept is pro- bably something you've always said somebody would make a mint at inventing. Jean and Joe haven't made the big moola yet . . . but the idea is great . . . elegant and stylish ways to protect clothes while dining. Jean and Joe raised a daughter and son, both of whom are now practicing den- tists (Dr. Sheryl Pomerance in Taylot Mich. and Dr. Norman Pomerance in Toluca Lake, Calif.), so went through the bib phase for babies. It took them all this time to discover that some adults need them more than the babies. WHERE TO GO in Detroit and suburbs is not so much a problem as folks would lead themselves and others to believe . . . In fact, it is somewhat of a falacy . . . Ac- tually, population-wise, our town ranks among the na- tion's top when it comes to fine eating places . . . And for entertainment, both nitery and otherwise, there is not so much a lack of it as some would lead others to believe. . . . Many cities the size of Detroit or even a bit larger have a right to be envious of the Motor City . . . Rightly so, New York, New Orleans, San Francisco, Chicago and Los Angeles enjoy the esteem of the gourmets in this country, but metropolitan Detroit for. many years has had the reputation of a gastronomic desert . . . which is a fable that was largely built by out- of-towners . . . Unfortunately, Detroiters have contributed in some measure to the lie. THERE IS SOME ques- tion whether the famous Floradora Sextette ever par- took of the fine Floradora Cocktail, but we are sure they would have enjoyed it if they had . . . Combine Y2 oz. strawberry syrup, Y2 oz. lemon juice and 1 1/2 oz. whiskey .. . Shake with cracked ice and strain into a California cocktail glass. THE MYSTERY Muncher writes . . . "Metro Detroit has some of the finest and most varied dining in the country. You'll find enticing restaurants in the city and suburbs, in Ann Arbor and Windsor. "Grosse Pointe's preppydom is at its best at Sparky Herbert's on Kercheval. If you're so inclined, you can sink your teeth into a Sparkyburger with fries. But the specialties of the house are imaginative combinations like poached oysters with ar- tichokes, Norwegian salmon with escargot and • oyster, mushrooms and spicy shrimp pierogis. The Caesar salad is a meal in itself. "Cadieux Cafe on Cadieux between Warren and Mack is the unofficial city hall and sports headquarters for the Belgian community. The specialty is mussels with mustard sauce, some of the tastiest around. The thin Belgian cookie is so delicious it's almost impossible to eat only one. "Peppina's in Lincoln Park has been dishing up veal and other northern Italian cuisine for more than 30 years in a unique atmosphere. The piece de resistance is an astonishing collection of rare rocks, minerals, crystals and semi-precious stones. The walls are encrusted with rose quartz and amethyst. Pep- pina's doesn't have a chef. But family members and Italian cooks prepare wonderful pasta and veal dishes, minestrone and twisty, a plat- ter of fried dough sprinkled with sugar. Key Largo on Walled Lake is a blend of Florida-like at- mosphere and fresh seafood for the most discerning palate. Whether you order chargrilled swordfish or scallops cooked in a creamy wine sauce, or paella for two, you can't go wrong. The Key lime pie is a must. You can