LIGHTSIDE
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The four best things about
1989:
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DESIGNER FURNITURE
AT FANTASTIC SAVINGS!
❑ It's the gateway to the '90s.
❑ Rosh Hashanah falls on a weekend (Sept. 30 and
October 1).
❑ There will be four eclipses — two of the moon
(February 20 and August 16) and two of the sun
(March 7 and August 31).
❑ It will be a fairly quiet year, since it marks the
centenary of just about nothing of any great con-
sequence. Among the 100th anniversaries that
will occur in 1989:
• The installation of the first coin-operated
telephone in the U.S.
• The invention of Aunt Jemima pancake flour.
Little recognized holidays and
their dates in 1989:
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FRIDAY, JANUARY 6, 1989
Millard Fillmore's Birthday — January 7
Confederate Heroes' Day — January 19 (celebrated in
most southern states)
Bird Day — April 28
Loyalty Day — May 1
King Kamehameha — June 11 (celebrated in Hawaii)
World Poetry Day — October 15
Sadie Hawkins Day — November 9
Wright Brothers Day — December 17
New Year's resolutions for:
Mikhail Gorbachev, Soviet kingpin: Freeze all new
weapons, not new political prisoners in Siberia.
Ronald Reagan, ex-Prez: Whatever you do now, do
not go back to shilling for General Electric.
Woody Allen, auteur: Change your baby's name to
Irving or Max. Satchel just doesn't cut it.
The Democratic Party, former power elite: Humble
thyself and be resurrected (maybe).
Yassir Arafat, diplomat manque: Shave. And try
talking out of only one side of your mouth.
New Year's resolutions for
everyman (and woman):
We will all start writing those novels we've been say-
ing for too long that we have inside of us.
We will rake leaves the moment they hit our lawns.
We will get no parking tickets this year. (And if we
do, we'll pay them right away).
We will boycott everything Written by or about
Richard Nixon.
We will improve our posture, make our beds every •
morning, floss every night and learn one new word
every day.
We will be patient, wise, discerning, noble, self-
effacing, courageous, humble, and careful with the
use of our Visa and MasterCards.
Two things to pray for:
Pray that Elaine May does not make Ishtar Part II.
Pray that Dan Quayle is always a heartbeat away.