LIGHTSIDE Happy (Gasp) New Year! ARTHUR J. MAGIDA Special to The Jewish News I ast Saturday at mid- night, nothing happened and everything did hap- pen. In the vast cosmos, as the planets move on their unvary- ing orbits around the sun, there was no blaring of trumpets or salutes of cannon to congratulate the earth on completing, once again, its yearly travel about our star. But here on earth, a collec- tive shout greeted 1989, emanating from Times Square, and followed by countless renditions of that tireless standard, "Auld Lang Syne." - We've been through all this before, but 1989 has some- thing downright terrific going for it. It will bring down the curtain on the '80s, a decade marked by the murder of John Lennon, the war in Lebanon and the intifada, the balloon- ing of the federal deficit, the crash of the space shuttle, the conviction of Wall Streeters for inside trading, charges that Austria's president was an ac- complice to the Holocaust — and a presidential election in the U.S. marked by the most negative campaigning in memory. Indeed, 1988 may be re- membered as the year that nastiness came out of the closet. We witnessed the popularity of Geraldo Rivera and Morton Downey Jr. to George Bush's brash, Rambo- like invitation to the world to "Read my lips." Any year that ends a decade like the '80s is a grace year, but until the decade complete- ly winds down, here are a few reflections — choice and other- Wise — about the New Year, the old year and years in general. Pecaift-R 1188 Woutt) BE "THE r WTI IN HigoRY. Art by Jim Patterson 44 FRIDAY, JANUARY 6, 1989