ENTERTAINMENT WEEK OF DEC, 9-15 SPECIAL EVENTS PERFORMANCE NETWORK 408 W. Washington, Royal Oak, variety show fundraiser, buffet reception and showcase, today and Saturday, open house and dance party, Saturday, admission. 663-0681. CITY OF SOUTHFIELD/WDIV Southfield Civic Center Ice Arena, "Gala on Ice," with Peter Oppergard and Jill Watson, Saturday, benefits Ronald . McDonald House, admission. 745-5911 or 354-9357. COMEDY COMEDY CASTLE 2593 Woodward, Berkley, Bruce Baum, today and Saturday; Carol Siskind, Tuesday through Dec. 17, admission. 542-9900. Behind that demure exterior, comedienne Rita Rudner is a real sharpie! RITA CHARLESTON THEATER Rita Rudner had more designs on dancing than college because she "hated sitting down." Special to The Jewish News oor little thing. On stage, comedienne Rita Rudner's voice is so gentle, her delivery so soft and lady-like, she appears as fragile as a flower. But in real life, she's one tough lady, a gal who had her eye on becom- ing a dancer and who left her home in Miami at the age of 15 to fulfill a dream. "As I look back now I think I must have been crazy," Rudner reveals by telephone from her current home in Los Angeles. "But at the time, all I wanted to do was dance. That's all I ever talked about. So, after I graduated from high school at the age of 15, my father moved me to the Bar- bizon Hotel for Women in New York and told me to do whatever made me happy. Within three months I had my first professional job and was on my way to doing just that." As an only child, Rudner began studying dance at the age of 4. "I never even considered going to col- lege," she says. "I was a dancer. I hated sitting down." Once settled in New York, she soon landed a role in the national touring company of Zorba, and went on to appear in The Magic Show, Mack and Mabel, Follies and Pro- mises, Promises on Broadway. But after years of sharing the footlights with others, Rudner tired of the enormous and endless competi- tion that went with the job, and started looking around for another career in show business, one that of- fered good opportunities for women. "I was doing my sixth show and I'd had it. I was 25 years old and had been doing Broadway for about 10 years. I decided I just didn't want to do it anymore. It was so competitive. Five hundred people would come out to audition for one role. So I looked around for an area of show business where there weren't too many women." What she came up with was stand-up comedy. "It turned out I had some kind • of latent talent for it because after I latched on to it I found out I loved it as much as I had loved dancing. "I remember hearing a joke and thinking I could figure out how to do that;' she continues. "So I started go- ing to the library and getting out all kinds of comedy albums and reading every kind of book on comedy writing I could get my hands on. I also began watching old Jack Benny tapes at the Museum of Broadcasting in Manhat- tan. I remember my dad telling me I could do anything I thought I could. So I guess because I thought I could do comedy, I did!" However, Rudner admits when she first started in the business of stand-up not all of her audience was thrilled with her performance. "When I first started, about eight years ago, men were very threatened when a woman got up on stage, unless it was a fat woman or some woman who was always putting herself down. Then they listened. But when someone presentable got on stage, men weren't used to it and they got a little defen- sive. But now it's all turned around. Now the male comedy audience has really evolved. I recently played a club in San Francisco and the person who opened for me was a woman. Four or five years ago, I. think comedy club owners would never have allowed that. They would say you can't have a woman follow a woman, although HILBERRY AND BONSTELLE THEATERS Wayne St. University, Detroit, Georgia Peach, about former Detroit Tiger star Ty Cobb, today, Hilberry; A Life in the Theater, now through Thursday, Hilberry; Romeo and Juliet, now through Jan. 28; A Christmas Carol, now through Dec. 18, admission. 577-2972. THE THEATER COMPANY Smith Theater, University of Detroit, Servant of Two Masters, now through Sunday, Thursday through Dec. 18, admission. 927-1130. VAN DYKE HOTEL 31800 Van Dyke, Warren, dinner theater, An Old-Fashioned Holiday Revue, Saturdays through Dec. 24, admission. 939-2860. FISHER THEATRE Fisher Bldg., Detroit, Lily Ibmlin, "The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe," now through Dec. 22, admission. 872-1000. OAKLAND COMMUNITY COLLEGE Smith Theater, 27055 Orchard Lake Rd., Farmington Hills, The Dining Room, Saturday, Sunday, admission. 471-7596. GREENFIELD VILLAGE Dearborn, The Wizard of Oz, Saturday through Dec. 30, admission. 271-1620. UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN GILBERT AND SULLIVAN SOCIETY Mendelssohn Theatre, Ann Continued on Page 77 THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS 75