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"I know who he is, because Rollins and Joffe handle him." Thoughtful pause. "I know Eddie Murphy. I know who he is," Allen ventures. "I'm still arrested in the stage of Mort Sahl and Jonathan Winters?' He searches his memory. "I've seen Robin Williams," he notes, as a kind of goodwill offering. Ibld that Neil Simon, who also started as a TV gag writer in the Fifties, has been covering approximately the same time period, the early Forties, in his Brighton Beach trilogy that Allen covered in Radio Days, Woody looks incredulous. "Is he? This I didn't know." His aversion to television is now fairly complete. He not only rarely watches it, he won't go on it, not even to promote his films. He did do a brief interview last year for The MacNeiVLehrer NewsHour to pro- test the colorization by computer of black- and-white films, but heck, that was public television, not the real thing. "I don't go on because I think it's better if people come to my movies to see me. I think if I go on television, they won't come to my movies. Now, many people demonstrate to me this is not so — you know, 'Look at Ed- die Murphy or Steve Martin, people that appear all the time, and they get so many more people at their movies than you do.' But I just have stayed off. Maybe some day I would like to do a television special or something. That would be fun. Stan- dards have changed so much on television. It's become so much . . . faster, in a way." Such quaint ideas he has about some things, and yet there couldn't be much point in trying to talk Woody out of them. He's doing so well as it is. He makes films under conditions that scores of Hollywood- based directors would kill for. He may squander some of these blessings, but it is human nature to squander blessings. He has heard so much blather about his work pro and con and mixed over the years that you can't blame him for blocking most of it out and proceeding in the way he wants. It's not as if anybody else is making com- edies that are wittier or wiser or more humane. What, indeed, was Heartburn but the kind of film Woody Allenmight have made if he'd been much, much less talented. "There've been people over the years who say, 'Gee, he can only work with women' and 'He writes such good women,' and they extol that, and then, you know, about the same projects there's been the other side of that. They say, 'I don't like the way he treats women.' And this happened, too, with Jewishness, where there've been peo- ple who've written over the years, 'This guy is too Jewish' and 'It's Jewish humor,' and other people who have written, 'He's anti- Semitic, he hates Jews.' Why, I don't know. I never thought I was anti-Semitic, nor did I ever think I was antifeminist. "People over the years have always thought I was appreciated by an intellec- tual audience, but I've always felt the ex- act opposite was true. I never found myself appreciated by the so-called intellectual critics. The more intellectual the critic, the worse I've done with them over the years. I've never been a favorite of Pauline Kael's or Dwight McDonald's or Stanley Kauff- mann's or John Simon's or those peole that you think of as the more erudite critics. I don't know who my audience is, but it hasn't been the intellectual press. I just don't know who it has been. When I was a comic they used to say to me, 'You do col- lege concerts; they're gonna love you, they'll eat you up,' and I would do college concerts, and I would have to give back the money because nobody would come." Perhaps the audience and the critics have had no role in Woody Allen's improve- ment over the years as a filmmaker and he did it all himself, listening to himself, learn- ing from mistakes. He is hardly pleased "There's never been a film of mine that I've been really satisfied with," he says, and he never ever sees his films once they've been released because "I think I would hate them." with his progress, however. "There's never been a film of mine that I've been really satisfied with," he says, and he never ever sees his films once they've been released because "I think I would hate them." At their best, his films are capable of im- parting immense emotional and aesthetic gratifications. Although some of his austere touches, like holding a shot of an empty room while characters walk into and out of the frame, are a trifle arch. There is nevertheless real fluidity to many of his films, and from time to time, they have bordered on joy. Muted joy, of course. Silence in the screening room. Woody looks withered from interrogation. He sometimes stops hugging the pillow to did- dle with the sound controls on a console near the couch. In the stillness, my stomach can be heard to growl. Woody goes off to the kitchenette asking, "Would you like a cracker? Would you like some water?" I can hear him ask, as he did of Louise Lasser in Bananas, "Are you hungry? I could open a can of ribs if you want." Now that was a funny one. There've been lots of cans of ribs since then. And so the isolationism, the aloofness, the detachment, the incestuous casting, the old-fashioned notions, the table at Elaine's — let him have all these things. The guilt, too, about not being Kurosawa or Eisenstein, as long as he's happy. As long as he keeps making Woody Allen movies. "I wish somebody would come in and tell me I can't make films anymore," Woody