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Friday, January 16, 1987
THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS
tivity. Since reindeer meat is
their principal source of food
and income, the population in-
deed is in great danger. Fish,
another source of important
food, is also in the same cate-
gory. They no longer eat fish
from local streams. The cul-
prit? The radioactive fallout
from the Chernobyl disaster
1,000 miles away.
In 1983, Roger Gauntlett,
the great grandson, and heir to
the founder W.E. Upjohn, of
the famous pharmaceutical
company, was charged with
raping his teenage stepdaugh-
ter. The incidents occurred
from the time she was seven
years old, until she fled home
at the age of 14. It was revealed
that the judge was considering
giving Gauntlett probation for
the crime, instead of a prison
term, if he paid for a new $2
million sexual abuse counsel-
ing center. The judge was later
removed from the case. Our
criminal justice system is sick.
It needs major surgery.
Children of all Nations have
the opportunity, indeed, the
obligation for change. Don't let
the lights go out. Tell me I can
stop weeping.
In the last few years we did
manage to create a new indus-
try — uniformed security
guards. They're everywhere.
In schools, banks, office build-
ings, stores, and shopping
malls. Security. That's what
we need. Only you can't prove
it by the five women who were
raped, robbed, kidnapped and
beaten in a three-day period at
a shopping mall in suburban
Detroit. All they were doing is
Christmas shopping. Christ-
mas. A time for joy, good cheer <
and peace among men. Which
brings me to an interesting
idea I had, and one which I plan
to bring to the attention of our
Secretary of Labor. Give blue
uniforms to our seven million
unemployed, and turn them all
into security guards. That way
we will eliminate unemploy-
ment, and our economy will
boom.
Jim Fitzgerald, of theDetroit
Free Press, has a good idea for
Coleco Industries, the outfit
that manufacturers Rambo
dolls, and weapons to help
children pretend to kill people.
Coleco should manufacture an
evil Jewish Doll, and evil
Black Dude Doll, and an evil
Drunken Irishman Doll. The
Jewish Doll should have dollar
signs for eyes, the Black Dude
Doll should be dressed like a
Broadway pimp, and the
Drunken Irishman Doll should
look like Tip O'Neill, and its
nose should light up every
Saturday night. The idea is
that these three dolls are a
menace to civilized society.
They must be eliminated, and
Rambo is the man to do it.
You see, my loved ones, I
don't always weep, sometimes I
laugh.
With Love,
Your Grandfather
Papa Guero
AZF Resolution Deplores
Funding Outside Bodies
Philadelphia (JTA) — The
American Zionist Federation
(AZF) biennial convention
here last week unanimously
passed a resolution deploring
allocation of Jewish com-
munity funds outside estab-
lished channels.
The measure obviously was
a reaction to the San Fran-
cisco Jewish Community Fed-
eration's (JCF) recent decision
to bypass the Jewish Agency
by allocating US $100,000
directly to projects in Israel
— even though the resolution
did not cite the Federation by
name.
Specifically, the resolution
said the AZF "deplores any
action by which public cam-
paign funds of the commun-
ity are disbursed outside the
normal United Jewish Ap-
peal-Federation allocations
process:'
The resolution, one of 10
passed by 220 delegates from
16 American Zionist groups
comprising the AZF, crit-
icized the unusual allocation
on the basis that "it tends to
divide the community and
the unity of the combined
UJA-Federation campaign."
It was a criticism that was
echoed from the highest
Zionist community and from
the Jewish Agency itself
through which funds raised
by Federations in the U.S.
(and by similar groups in
other countries) are distrib-
uted in Israel.
Leon Dulzin, chairman of
the Jewish Agency and World
Zionist Organization Exec-
utives, said the San Fran-
cisco's decision "was a very
inconvenient move. It is a
breach in the unity of the
community's champaign. I
urge them to abolish it."
Akiva Lewinsky, treasurer
of the Agency and WZO,
called the allocation a
mistake, explaining that "if
this were to happen on a
grand scale, the Jewish Agen- /
cy couldn't be able to carry
out its mandate."
When reached by telephone
for a response, Rabbi Brian
Lurie, executive director of
the Jewish Community Fed-
eration of San Francisco, the
Peninsula, Marin and Son-
oma Counties, said he ap-
preciates the Zionist leader-
ship's concern but does not
think the unity issue is
applicable.
"The US $100,000 con-
stituted approximately one —\
ranks of the international
percent of our overseas alloca-