THE JEWISH NEWS the entire staff at CONTENTS 8 DeLorean Juror 'Stumbles' 14 Sharing Chanukah 27 Scots Wisdom 32 Explaining Christmas 37 Not In The Alley 55 Entertainment 83 Single Life eautyworks would like to wish everyone . a happy and healthy hanukah FROM THE RABBIS A Fight For Freedom, Time Of Rededication DR. RICHARD C. HERTZ Special to The Jewish News R ecently a doctor's wife and mother of four children was told by her rabbi to go home and get ready for Chanukah by buying presents for all four children for each of the eight nights. Quick arithmetic told her four times eight equals 32. Thirty- two presents to buy! The rabbi caught the look on her face and said to her, "Well, you have to do something to combat Christmas, don't you?" What the rabbi meant to convey was his feeling that Jewish children want a holiday near Christmastime which would give them the same exitement and pleasure that Christian children find in Christmas. Should Jewish children be cheated out of the Christmas story or the Christmas tree or the visit of Santa Claus? So, now we have the "Chanukah bush" and the "Chanukah man" as some Jewish parents try to convert Chanukah into a Jewish Christmas. The truth is, Chanukah isn't a Jewish Christmas. It never Dr. Richard C. Hertz is rabbi emeritus at Temple Beth El. 29306 northwestern southfield next to franklin racquet club has been. It never can be. They are two altogether different kinds of holidays which both happen to fall on the 25th day of the month. Christmas is Dec. 25, Chanukah the 25th day of Kislev in the Hebrew calendar. Sensitive Christians complain that Christmas has been com- mercialized . beyond descrip- tion. But now suburban stores near Jewish homes are filled with Chanukah advertising, Chanukah gifts, Chanukah greeting cards, Chanukah home decorations. Chanukah has been so commercialized that the message and meaning of Chanukah has almost been lost. The Maccabees of the Chanukah story left a legacy of religious liberty that is sorely needed in our times. The right of a group to maintain its reli- gious convictions, to keep in- tact its religious and cultural uniqueness, anticipated by nearly 20 centuries the gener- ation of American revolu- tionaries who believed that "rebellion against tyrants is obedience to God." Resistance against enforced spiritual re- gimentation, whether against compulsory Hellenization as in the days of the Maccabees, or against narrow Church dogma as in the days of the medieval Inquisition, or against Soviet ROCK BOTTOM DEALS L SWAN NO MONEY DOWN -- 11 — 0 ‘01.51;mar.*. NO MONEY DOWN NO MONEY DOWN '86 DELTA 88 ROYALE BROUGHAM '87 CALAIS SEDAN HOLIDAY LEASE PROGRAM 3 STICKER $16,388 DISCOUNT $2410 HOLIDAY LEASE PROGRAM 199* per mo HOLIDAY LEASE PROGRAM SALE '13,975 '219* per mo. '229* per mo. NO MONEY DOWN tb , rATTZ -4111111P-- -01:10,."4"4"\ . '87 DELTA 88 BROUGHAM SDN. Air Cond., Tat, Pwr. Menne, AM/FM ETA w/Casa, 6-Way Per. Seat, Parr. Locks, Pwr. Wind., Pulse Wipers, R. Defog., Cruise, Wire Whit., Spit Seats 8 Much Mora HOLIDAY LEASE PROGRAM BRAND NEW '86 NINETY•EIGHT REGENCY 4 DR '87 TORONADO . STICKER $16,879 DISCOUNT $2614 14,265 '259* W MO. SALE II MR • IR\ NO MONEY DOWN if(PrN, 86 REGENCY BROUGHAM ° GM AUCTION CAR 11 11014 RETAIL 5 1 • AmOld Gli ck 19 86 0 0 Oldsmobile 3,864 Air Cord., AM/FM ETR w/Cau., &Way Per. Seat, Per. Locks, Pet Wind., Tinted Glass. R. Defog., Who Whig., Leather Wrapped Stewing Much Mora , HOLIDAY LEASE PROGRAM $339*,.. 1111 iitt --A 86 TORONADO BROUGHAM DEMO '87 98 REGENCY BROUGHAM SDN. Air, Pwr. Antenna, AM/FM ETR wiCese., Way Per. Seat Per. Locks, Pen. Wind., Tinted Glass, R. Defog., Cruise. Wks Whia, & Much More. HOLIDAY LEASE PROGRAM "During the week of Chanukah it's traditional for Israelis to be having jelly doughnuts, Americans to be having potato pancakes, and cardiologists to be having anxiety attacks." Pwr. Antenna, AM/FM ETR W/Casi, Locks, Pwr. Wind, Tinted Glass, Pulse Wipers, R Defog., Air, Cruise, Wire Wheels Much More. PAT. NO MONEY DOWN Continued on Page 12 GL !Cr- '87 CIERA BROUGHAM SEDAN '87 CIERA SEDAN Air Cond., THt Wheel, Pwr. Antenna. AM/FM ETR W/Cass., Tinted Glass, Pulse Wipers, R. Wind. Defog., Cruise & Much More. SHMOOZIN III 356-6590 139 * per mo. STICKER 521,820 DISCOUNT $3825 SALE 'OSMAN GM QUALITY SERVICI ROTS' G '17,995