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"Come October, Shamir will be in the Knesset and I'll be in the World Serious," Peres reportedly told an aide who quickly cor- rected his boss' reference to baseball's Fall Classic. Another factor was Yankee owner George Steinbrenner's im- patience with current manager Lou Pinella. "He hasn't won a pennant for us," growled Stein- brenner of Pinella, even though his team is in first place and the season is only a month old. It is believed that Steinbrenner feels Peres will draw more Jewish fans to Yankee Stadium. Rumors have it that Peres and Pinella may rotate jobs for six months a year, with Pinella managing the Yankees during the off-season. As for running the Israeli government, Pinella said he's not worried. "It's always the off-season over there," he said. • • The Devil In Mr. Ed' It doesn't surprise me in the least to hear that a fundamen- talist preacher in the Southwest has discovered that when you play the theme song for the old "Mr. Ed" TV sitcom backward, you get a satanic message. Any- one who ever watched the show knows that the talking horse was the work of the devil. And that whoever bought the sponsor's product was a participant in devil-worship. But the implications of the whole cult of backwards-record playing have,me puzzled. First of all, you've got to be a bit odd to go around playing records back- ward. Either that or a fan of im- itation Swedish, which is what backwards English sounds like. Besides that, you've got to be pre- tty sophisticated technologically in order to play records back- wards in the first place. I can't get my LP turntable to do it, or my tape recorder. The people who manage to crank their players backwards must have special equipment. And if the theme song from "Mr. Ed." contains a secret satanic message, what about the theme from "Taxi?" Even though it has no words, I just know that the nasty little dispatcher in the TV show, the one played by Danny DeVito, is sneaking awful harmonic variations into the music. For all we know, he may even be the devil incarnate. The possibilities are appar- ently endless. I'm sure that right now, as we speak, there is an evangelist somewhere who is feverishl3 loading the grooves of the latest Bruce Springsteen re- cordings with exhortations to find God, and that if you play the Boss' records backward, all you get is "amens." Or possibly, "Praise the Lord." Spies could use the technique, too. You can't tell me that the CIA isn't inserting secret mes- sages into the reverse sound of "The Marriage of Figaro" or re- cordings of Dylan Thomas read- ing his own poetry. It's a great opportunity for creative expression. 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