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Haifa — The pursuit of justice
is not merely a chase after
righteousness. The courts in Is- ,
rael are often the scenes of
human drama, some grotesque,
and some starkly realistic.
Love Has Its Price — In a Tel
Aviv court, Yehuda Weisel filed
suit against Ariella Klein for
breach of promise to marry,
after he had given her expensive
gifts. The court found for the
plaintiff, and awarded him 21/2
million shekels ($1600 darn-
ages.) Ariella is 73, and Yehuda,
80.
An Unbreakable Alibi — The
Kupat Cholim Health Fund
brought suit in Kfar Saba court
against Nisim Korkos, main-
taining that he had not honored
his signed obligation to pay for
hospitalization. The defense:
Nisim Korkos is three months
old, and the alleged hospitaliza-
tion was said to have taken
place four months before his
birth.
The Court Sat, but the Judge
Rose — The spectators in the
Tiberias court room rose as the
court was called to order, and
Judg Oded Gershon took his
seat at the bench. However, he
immediately leaped into the air
with a scream of pain. His chair
had been liberally sprinkled
with thumb tacks and needles.
The spectators, all friends of a
defendant, laughed loudly, but
the judge had the last laugh on
them, as they were all held for
interrogation.
No Credit for Experience —
Nadir Hajirat, a Shfaram
farmer; was indignant when he
was put on trial for permitting
his 8-year-old son to drive a
tractor through the streets.
"What's wrong?" he asked the
judge. "My son has been driving
for two years already and has
never had an accident!" The
judge fined, him and suspended
his driver's license for two
years.
He Was Only Pulling Hi's Leg
— Yitzhak Gevershvili of
Beersheva was commended by
the local court for good citizen-
ship, but was fined 1,000
shekels (70 cents). Seeing a boy
climbing a tree, and fearful that
the branch would break and the
boy would fall, Gevershvili pul-
led the boy by the leg to get him
down. The lad fell and suffered
bruises. The judge ruled he
should not have pulled'his leg.
Who's to Blame? — A Holon
divorcee charged that her
neighbor, a married man, was
the father of her child, and she
filed suit against him in the Tel
Aviv District Court, seeking
funds for maintenance of the
child. The man filed a counter-
suit against her claiming dam-
age to his name and reputation.
In his chance and single
encounter with her, he main-,
tained, she had assured him
that she had taken proper birth
control precautions.
The Truth Will Out In Tel
Aviv District Court, 20-year-old
Shimon Naim of Netanya was
charged with breaking s. and

entering. The prosecuting attor-
ney claimed that Naim's finger-
prints' had been found at the
spot. "That - couldn't be," Naim
blurted out. "I wore gloves!"
Who'll Know the Difference?
Five years after they were
married, a Haifa girl discovered
that her husband had not been
circumcised. She never knew the
difference, she said, until their
son was born and underwent the
rite. She asked the local rabbin-
ical ourt to order her husband to
be circumcised or grant her a
divorce.
Request Granted — Nissim
Yerushalmi, held in detention
while being tried for various of-
fenses, asked for a five-day re-
lease prior to the holiday of Suc-
cot, so he could go home and
build a succah for his 2-year-old
son who had never seen one.
With the consent of the prosecu-
tion, Judge Eliezer Cohen
granted the leave.
This Case Smelled — Yehuda
Moshe, a garlic farmer, sued his

The judge
immediately leaped
into the air with a
scream of pain.

insurance company for losses
suffered when his warehouse
burned down with his whole
garlic crop. The company re-
fused to pay, charging "that the
farmer had set the fire himself.
His alibi: at the time he had
been miles away, attending a
wedding, but the witness -he
cited refused to confirm his
story, apparently out of personal
pique, until Moshe was able to
produce pictures taken during
the wedding showing him with
his recaldtrat witness. The in-
surance company paid.
Method to His Madness —
"I'm a crazy driver, your honor;
revoke my driver's license," de-
manded Boaz Gefen, a soldier
with the Israel Defense Forces.
After a full investigation, Judge
Asher Arbel came to the conclu-
sion that the boy was seeking
an excuse- not to carry out his
army duties as a driver. The
verdict: civilian license revoked;
military license remained in ef-
fect.

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Washington — Sidney J.
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United States Holocaust Memo-
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