THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS

Friday, December 14, 1984

3B

MARIA'

NOW OPEN
7 DAYS A WEEK!
Sun. Thru Thurs. 5 to 10
Fri. & Sat. 5 to 11

Restaurant

SERVING YOU FOR 7 YEARS IN THE SAME WALNUT LAKE .RD. LOCATION

2

live Top 40 entertainment, cash
bar, champagne toast, hors
d'oeuvres, continental breakfast
after midnight, $50 a couple .. .
IV, Hurley's Sapphire top 40
group, cash bar, champagne toast
at mid., continental breakfast,
$30 a couple . . . Res. in advance
for all.
PONTCHARTRAIN HO-
TEL, Two Washington Blvd., De-
troit, 965-0200 . : . Top of The
Pontch, special N.Y.E. menu,
Bobby Laurel Quartet, $75 per
person includes parking, t & t, res.
required . . . Versailles Ballroom,
special N.Y.E. buffet, dancing to
Mainstream, $55 per person in-
cludes parking, t & t . . . Versail-
les overnight package with room,
brunch, $199 per couple, parking,
& t included . . . Room, night be-
fore or after, is $23.50 per person
on double occupancy . . . Room,
continental breakfast, cham-
pagne, late 3 checkout, $34.50 per
person double occupancy includ-
ing parking, t & t.
RED CEDARS, 23055 Tele-
graph, Southfield, 353-5170 .. .
Open house, no coy. or min., reg:
menu, Bob Elliott at piano, res.
strongly suggested.
ROMAN TERRACE, 27822
Orchard Lake Rd., 851-4094 .. .
Three seatings, 5:30, 7:30, 10,
special N.Y.E. menu, no cov. or
min., late seating, Tom Altenburg
at piano.
RYAN'S TAVERN, 3400 W.
Maple, 1/4 mile west of Haggerty.
Commerce Township, 624-1000
. . . Open house, reg. menu, res.
accepted.
SCHULER'S, 6066 W. Maple,
between Farmington and Or-
chard Lake roads, West Bloom-
field, 851-8880 . . . Three seat-
ings, 5, 7, 10 . . . no cov. or min.,
entertainment 7 and 10, special
low price 5 p.m. plus glass of
champagne, res. required, special
N.Y.E. menu.
SHERATON-OAKS HOTEL,
27000 Sheraton Drive, Novi,
348-5000 . . . Second year in row
ballroom packages sold out by
now . . . Anthony's Lounge, two
seatings, 6, 7:30, special N.Y.E.
menu, glass of champagne, glass
of wine, $80 per couple, lounge
celebration 9 to 3 additional $20
per couple.
SHERATON - SOUTH-
FIELD HOTEL . . . 17017 W.
Nine Mile, Southfield, 557-4800
. . . Grand Ballroom second an-
nual Honey Radio party co-
sponsored with hotel, oldies music
by Laredos and Mondo Cane,
champagne toast at midnight,
light snacks, continental break-
fast at 1, $19.95 a couple, $15
single, advance sale only, no tic-
kets sold at door . . . Yesterday's
CLassic Oldies Club, hors d . . .
oeuvres, complimentary cham-
pagne at midnight, light break-
fast at 1, dancing to Stingray, '60s
rock group, $10 per person for
guaranteed seating, adv. sale
only, bar seating and stand-up
space available after seating is
sold out, $5 . . . Loophole's, special
N.Y.E. buffet 6 to 12 midnight,
champagne toast at midnight,
$16.50 per person . . . N.Y.E. room
rates $59 single or double occu-
pancy.
CHEF THEODORE, 29200
Orchard Lake Rd., Farmington

Hills, 851-4577 . . . Open seating
til 9, by res. only after 9, special
N.Y.E. menu, strolling violinist,
bottle of champagne per couple at
9 p.m. seating, $25 per person.
AL BALOOLY'S TOPINKAS
. . . 24010 W. Seven Mile Rd., De-
troit, 531-9000 . . . open house,
reg. menu, no cov. or min.
TROY HILTON HOTEL,
1455 Stephenson Hwy., Troy,
583-9000 . . . Gordon Ballroom at
8, Trinidad Tripoli Steel Band,
light snacks, cash bar, continen-
tal breakfast from 1-2, $15 per
person, advance ticket sales only
. . . Haymarket Restaurant, two
seatings, 6-7, 9-10, music and
dancing 6 to 1:30 to Jim Dixon
Quartet, 'champagne toast at
midnight, special N.Y.E. seafood
buffet, $32.50 per person, advance
ticket sales only . . . Fanny's,
champagne toast at midnight. At-
tractions 8 to 2, $15 per person .. .
$59 N.Y.E. room rates.
TRUFFLES, 2750 Haggerty
Rd. at Pontiac Trail, W. Bloom-
field . . . 624-0200 . . . Two seat-
ings, 5-5:30 to 6-6:30 and 8:30-9 to
9:30-10, special N.Y.E. menu
from $15 to $30.
29230
VINEYARD'S,
Franklin at Northwestern, South-
field, 357-4442 . . . Reg. menu in
main dining room, kitchen open
til 12 midnight . . . Franklin
Grille, reg. menu, kitchen open til
12 . . . No cov. or min. at either
place . . . Marlowe's, complimen-
tary glass of champagne, J.C.
Heard, $10 cov., no res.
WILDFLOWER, 5586 Drake
at Walnut, W. Bloomfield, 661-
1920 . . . Open house, complimen-
tary glass of champagne 12 mid-
night, dancing in large area 9-2,
special N.Y.E. menu, reserva-
tions required.
A FEW NEW YEAR'S
WISHES ...
That speakers at some ban-
quets get paid more if they speak
less . . . So many banquets are af-
fairs where the speaker first eats
a lot of food he doesn't want .. .
and then proceeds to talk about
something he doesn't understand
. . . to a lot of people who don't
want to hear him.
To hear Myron Cohen again tel-
ling one of his stories . . . like the
Jewish businessman who was
persuaded to use a dictaphone on
a trial basis, and if he liked it he
could buy it . . . Next day, the dic-
taphone representative called at
his office and asked him how the
machine was . . . "Well, I'll tell
you," said the customer. "It ain't
so bad, but it talks with an awful
accent."
Or the one about Rosenbloom
being ill and wishing to consult a
physician who was known to his
friend, Moe Levinsky . . . He went
to Moe and said, "Moe, I'm a sick
man. I ought to see a doctor." .. .
"Well, why don't you go and see
my friend, Isaacson? . . . "Yes, but
ain't he awful expensive?" .. .
"Well, he ain't so cheap. He
charges $100 for the first visit, but
after that it's only $20." . . . The
next day Rosenbloom went to see
the doctor . . . As soon as the door
was opened and the doctor came
out, Rosenbloom said: "Well, doc,
here I am again."
Or the judge asking, "You say

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2080 Walnut Lake Rd. at Inkster

West Bloomfield

NEW YEAR'S EVE RESERVATIONS BEING TAKEN

Wishing All Our Friends & Customers A Happy & Healthy Hanukah

Reservations Suggested For Your Convenience
851-2500 after 3 p.m.

WE WILL BE
OPEN
MONDAY, DEC. 24 & 31
FOR
CATERING & CARRY-OUT

Your Hostess:

Ruthe Wagner

Your Host:

Al Valente A,
■ 11. ■ Nr

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