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of so many people, Manuel
Chavez.
IN THE HANDS of a
real pro like Myron Cohen,
the fine art of dialect has
survived . . . He is also one
of the very few experts who
have . . . Dialect King
Cohen likes to tell about two
partners in the cloak and
suit business who were hav-
ing an argument . . . The
senior partner said, "You're
so crooked that the wool
you're pulling over my eyes
is 50 percent cotton" . . . Or
about two Jewish women
who were talking . . . and
one said to the other, "If I
live, I'll see you Wednesday
— if not, Thursday."
The late and great Bill
Robinson, foremost black
star of his time, used to get
howls with one about a little
black soldier who tried to
break out of camp and was
stopped by the guard . . .
Our hero challenged the
guard with, "I've got a
mother in heaven, father in
hell and a girl in Harlem —
and I'm gonna see one of 'em
tonight!"
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OPENING THIS TUESDAY
wistful reminiscences, one
persuaded the other to try
"potluck" for dinner at his
home.
"Potluck" wasn't very
good that night . . . An un-
cooperative and bored wife
served up some cold cuts
and a can of preserved
peaches . . . then disap-
peared huffily toward her
bedroom . . . The host
gulped down his last bit of
peach and beamed, "Well,
Joe, now that you've broken
bread at my house, you'll
have to ask me to dine at
yours some time soon" .. .
"Not a bad idea," agreed Joe
sourly. "How about to-
night?"
grumbled a distinguished
English advertising man as
he completed a U.S. lecture
tour . . . his pockets bulging
with silly standardized
American dollars . . . "Your
cities look so much alike, I
had to consult my itinerary
to see whether I was in Mil-
waukee, Sioux City or
Spokane . . . Same hotels,
THOSE POPULAR same stores, same signs . . ."
Summer Nights Parties at
Same signs, my eye! .. .
the Troy Hilton's outdoor This land of ours has oodles
courtyard on Stephenson of individualistic mer-
Hwy. return tonight for chants who would rather be
their third consecutive sea- caught dead than hang a
son . . . and every Friday conventional sign outside
night 6 p.m. through Sept. 7 their place of business . . .
. . . It's dancing under the They'll stew for weeks
sun (and stars) . . . as red, • thinking of a new twist .. .
white and blue Cinzano and one in a hundred is
umbrellas shade the pool- worth the effort.
side tables while thousands
For instance . . . Outside a
of after-work and after-dark Phoenix auto-repair shop,
partygoers gather.
"May we have the next
Tonight is Hugh Borde dents?" and "Second-hand
and the 10-member cars in first-crash condi-
Trinidad Tripoli Steel Band tion" . . . A Dallas dealer
. . . bringing sounds and feel has a more subtle approach,
of the islands . . . creating "Be a wealthy pedestrian.
music on their heat-treated Sell us your car!" . . . The
steel drums . . . Gus Limbo shop next door displays
will also be there with his clothes for debutantes,
fire dancing and limbo featuring "Convertible sun
routines.
dresses. Very sporty with
TRY WINES OF all the tops down."
kinds . . . In a lifetime you
Offered by a dry-goods
couldn't sample them all . . . emporium in Allentown,
If traveling in Europe, try Pa., "Bath towels for the
the wines of the region you whole damp family" . . . by a
are visiting . . . For exam- chicken incubator in Ver-
ple, in Germany, drink mont, "Cheepers by the do-
Moselles in Trier and Rhine zen" . . . A furrier in
wines in -Wiesbaden .. Kalamazoo begs, "Be our
Don't order a Burgundy miss in lynx" and an alert
wine in Bordeaux or ask for fortune teller in Asbury
a bottle of Medox in Dizon or Park promises, "Your prob-
Beaune . . . Wines are best lem solved, or your mania
enjoyed where they are born cheerfully refunded."
. . . Generally speaking,
Owners of restaurants
drink the drier wines before and grogshops are in the
the sweeter and the younger forefront when the whims
before the older . . . White blow .. . A tavern keeper in
wines, dry or sweet, taste Lexington advises, "If you
better served chilled, while drive your husband to
red wines are best enjoyed drink, drive him here" . . . A
at room temperature . . . ex- sign on the wall of a diner
cept perhaps in very hot along Route, 101, "What
climates . . . But there is no foods these morsels be!" .. .
law in these matters . . . And a Broadway delicates-
only lore.
sen advertises, "Today only!
WHILE IN TOWN doing Homemade imported cav-
a television commercial, iar."
Rodney Dangerfield told
THE NAME "Restau-.
about two successful rant" is believed to have
Chicago businessmen who originated in the mid-16th
hadn't met since they were Century, when medicinal
classmates at a little south- soup was called "restorant"
ern Illinois schoolhouse, . . . One tavern famous for
meeting in the Loop one af-
' ternOoiri : . After the' tidtial Continued on nerd page:
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