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16 Friday, October 28, 1983
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By CARL ALPERT
HAIFA — The unusual,
the unexpected, the unique
characterize Israel if you
know where to look. Judge
from the following:
WHAT IS A KIBUTZ?
In the Russian dictio-
nary: A Zionist invention to
achieve Socialist goals in a
capitalistic manner; in the
American dictionary: A
small farm with a lot of
cheap labor; in the Arab dic-
tionary: Training ground
for officers and pilots of the
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THE RELIABLE
READER'S DIGEST: —
In its 1983 Yearbook the
Reader's Digest gives a list
of the prime ministers of Is-
rael. What makes the list
unusual is the fact that the
name of Moshe Sharett, Is-
rael's second prime minis-
ter, is missing. Even more
startling is the fact that (ac-
cording to Reader's Digest),
in 1977 Shimon Peres of the
Labor Party was named
prime minister.
TOURISM PICKING
UP — Ad in the press: The
Ministry of Tourism and the
Tourism School seek speak-
ers of the Korean language
to register in a course for
tourist guides to escort
groups of Koreans to visit
Israel.
PHILATELIC FAME
— The committee set up to
select personalities whose
faces will adorn forthcom-
ing postage stamps has re-
ceived 200 recom-
mendations. Among the
names suggested: Rashi,
George Gershwin, Emil
Zola, Pinhas Sapir, Lyndon
Johnson, Sigmund Freud,
Naftali Herz Imber, Abba
Khoushy and a long list of
Israel literary figures.
CRAIG SMOLIN
Son of
Mr. & Mrs. Robert Smolin
Temple Kol Ami
June 25
Son of
Richard & Linda Luckin
Temple Israel
Aug. 5
SWEET SONG — The
popular Israeli singer Zohar
Argov stopped off at Las
Vegas during a recent visit
to the U.S., and walked
away from the gambling ta-
bles with $27,000. His first
concern: a certificate from
the casino management
which he could show to Is-
rael's income tax au-
thorities with regard to
source of the money.
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Aug. 19
members of the women's
group of Chabad devoted
their recent conference in
Jerusalem to consideration
of the coming of the Mes-
siah. No date was set.
THE STARS LOOK
DOWN — A scheduled
There is no person who is
not dangerous for someone.
—Madame de Sevigne
A FAVORITE DIP-
LOMAT — The death of
Pierre Gilbert, former am-
bassador to Israel from
France in the heyday of
French popularity here, re-
called the time he went
hunting quail in the Negev
and was fired at by Israeli
soldiers who thought he was
a terrorist. Gilbert wrote to
Ben-Gurion: "I've hunted
quail for many years of my
life, but this was the first
time the quail ever shot
back at me."
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Caesarean delivery at the
Sheba Medical Center in
Tel Hashomer was delayed
until after midnight at the
request of the parents who
wanted their child born
under the sign of Libra,
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we're on the subject: Herzl
Lipshitz, Israel's foremost
astrologer, claims that he
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