'AlINOMMOMMOMMINIW Friday, August 29, 1980 13 THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS There are four types among men: The ordinary one says, "What is mine is mine and what is yours is yours." The queer one says, "What is mine is yours and what is yours is mine." The saintly one says, "What is mine is yours and what is yours is yours." The wicked one says, "What is mine is mine and what is yours is mine." — Sayings of the Fathers WOMEN'S AMERICAN ORT has 140,000 active dedicated, socially aware members. Join the women of ORT to- day. Call 355-9151 HONEYWELL BARBER SALON MICHAEL KELLY Proprietor Michigan State Hair- Styling Champion Ranked 6th Nationally Manicures CO 424-8466 for appointment A Friend in Mark Twain the ages; and has done it By MARK TWAIN (Editor's note: The fol- with his hands tied behind lowing piece by Mark him. "The Egyptians, the Twain appeared in the September 1899 issue of Babylonians, the Persians rose, filled the planet with Harper's magazine.) "If the statistics are right, sound and splendor, then the Jews constitute but one faded to dream-stuff and percent of the human race. passed away; the Greek and It suggests a nebulous dim the Roman followed, and puff of star dust, lost in the made a vast noise, and they are gone; other peoples have blaze of the Milky Way. "Properly, the Jew ought sprung up and held their hardly to be heard of; but he torch high for a time, but it is heard of; has always been burned out, and they sit in twilight now, or have van- heard of. "He is as prominent on ished. "The Jew saw them all, the planet as any other people, and his commercial beat them all, and is now importance is extravag- what he always was, ex- antly out of proportion to hibiting no decadence, no infirmities of age, no the smallness of his kbulk. "His contributions to weakening of his parts, the world's list of great no slowing of his names in literature, sci- energies, no dulling of his ence, art, music, finance, alert and aggressive medicine, and abstract mind. "All things are mortal but learning are also way out of proportion to the the Jew; all other Forces weakness of his numbers. pass, but he remains. What "He has made a marvel- is the secret of his immortal- ous fight in this world in all ity?" r jerk Ey wOW1 LET US SHAPE UP YOUR WARDROBE Don't throw out last year's clothing just because the lapels are a little wide or the slacks have a larger flare than this season. Encore Men's Clothier can alter any garment and make it up to date. It's a real inflation fighter. We can: • Taper lapels • Taper slacks • Close up vents • Narrow ties • Make old clothes like new • Alter men & women's clothing ENCORE Men's Clothier Ltd. All major credit cards Racquetime Center, 2 I 12 Mile Rd. 353-1118 We're Expanding...Thanks To You ON A SELECT GROUP OF GOLD AND DIAMOND RINGS... Save 4073)FF 28400 West Twelve Mile Road in Southfield's. Raquetime Mall An open invitation to our customers Reg. $918.13 andt friends... SALES We are expanding! And to honor this and with thoughts of an exciting occasion Tapper's OFFERS YOU New Year - A LARGE GROUP OF SELECTED 0/o OFF THEIR JEWELRY AT 20 0/o TO 40 REGULAR RETAIL PRICES... Choose from Diamond Rings, 14 Kt. Gold Neckchains, Earrings and all of our other Fine Jewelry... Your patronage is greatly appreciated. For Two Weeks Only, thru Sept.6th, Come SAVE and CELEBRATE... Select Group Of Diamond Pendants & Stud Earrings, Tues., Wed., Thur., 10-9 Fri., Sat., 10-6, $1013" % 14 Kt. GOLD OFF CHARMS 35% OFF ALL 14 KT GOLD - NECKCHAINS Assorted styles including Serpentine, Box Links, Bar Links, Ropes, Filigree and many others in varying weights and lengths. For Two Weeks Only...All' 30% OFF 26400 West Twelve Mile Road in Southfield's Racquetime Mall 357.5578 Mon., SALE BRACELETS• PENDANTS•EARRINGS AND OTHER SELECT JEWELRY AT 20% TO 35% OFF... Tappers, the source. Northeast corner 12 Mile & Northwestern Hwy. 5 50 88 Reg. $1688.75 ) master charge USE YOUR VISA OR MASTER CARD FREE Just For Coming In And Visting Us You'll Receive FREE A JAR OF JEWELRY CLEANER... AVAILABLE TO THE FIRST 500 CUSTOMERS VISA