32 Friday, August 24, 1979
THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS
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Danny Raskin's
The Best of Everything
HARRY SATCHWELL,
co-author with Mary Con-
way of "Meet, Eat & Enjoy
Greater Detroit," writes:
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K TAILS BEER WINE.
You, Danny, my partner
Mary Conway, a few MDs,
John Laffrey, J.P. McCar-
thy, my secretary, my chil-
dren, even — I suspect —
my dog — have been bug-
ging me to lose weight. My
ex-wife, however, keeps tel-
ling me to enjoy, enjoy, and
to check on the current
status of my life insurance
— thoughtful to a fault.
I don't know what you do
to contend with all the eat-
ing out that goes into re-
porting on th6 restaurants
in our area. But, I know
what I do to cope with the
200-300 restaurant meals
that I wade (weighed?)
through each year in order
to help produce 'Meet, Eat &
Enjoy Greater Detroit.'
What I do is precisely noth-
ing — and I have.enjoyed it
thoroughly up till now. Fi-
nally the needling (and my
tailor) have gotten to me.
This is it! I'm on a diet as of
today!
Of course, I've been on
diets before and they've
been quite successful. In
one year of eating sensi-
bly with a doctor's
supervision I dropped
100 pounds (yes 100
hounds!). But then it was
off to our great restau-
rants for four enjoy-
able years of self-
improvement. So now, 50
pounds heavier than
after my last real diet it's
time again to set my
sights on a 42 regular.
I've done two things.
Made an appointment with
my old doctor and gone
to see our local Doctor Feel-
best' —(he used to be called
Dr. `Feelgood' but now his
bank account, swollen by
the joyful contributions of
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herds of fat ladies and a few
harassed portly men,
entitles him to the use of the
superlative form of ad-
dress).
Mary Conway made the
appointment for me with
Dr. F.; I can't take all the
credit. In fact I can't even
find her since she sprang
this little surprise on me.
Dr. Feelbest; ah Dr.
Feelbest, MDPC — what
a feeling of confidence
and noble purpose to
visit an office in which
I'm the sole male in the
midst of nine giggling
gals in size 60 muu-muu's,
a good ton and a half of
fat (me included) filling a
waiting room designed
by Otis Elevator.
But that's where the fun
starts. The filling out of ex-
tensive forms that really get
down to the nitty gritty of
personal and family history
(one line for me), eating
habits, other diet treat-
ments used (everything
from acupuncture through
hypnosis to Yoga is listed),
our problems and our goals,
etc. etc. etc.
A solid 15 minutes of fast
penmanship finally got me
to the second stage of my
visit — a meeting, in a room
that's half the size of the
waiting room — (cheek by
jowl for real, you have to see
it to believe it). All the girls
are there together with one
leader — a buck-toothed,
heavy-calved, flat-chested
female associate of Dr. F's.
We are to be told of the
Feelbest Clinic's foolproof,
fail-safe method of chang-
ing our life style so that we
will not just feet great—but
— Feel Best (get it?)! (Some-
time I'll take little Miss Dr.
F's associate out for a brace
of pizzas and a case of ale —
want to bet that she used to
be a cheer leader at a piano
factory?)
While gazing at the do-
zens of cleverly hand-
lettered — misspelled —
dictums, mottos, and
snappy sayings on the
walls of our formica
hacienda, Little Miss Dr.
F's associate guides us
over and through the
rules of the game:
1. Dr. F. has four — count
'em — four stores (whoops
— smile) — err — clinics in
our area. You can go to any
one of them, but you must
continue to go to the one you
first visit after this meeting.
2. You are expected to
visit the (tee-hee) clinic
twice a week for your shots
(shots?) and examination by
the 'nurses' (whoopie!) —
the shots are of Vitamin
B-12 and each visit costs $6
— if we can only come once a
week ($10 — double shot)
we should realize that our
diet will not work 'well and
that Dr. F., whom we will
only see today and then
every six months — (every
six months?), will begin to
question our dedication.
3. We will receive appe-
tite suppressant pills (no
amphetamines or other pills
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