THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS Everybody makes mistakes, right? So why should we be any different? And we don't believe in hiding our mistakes either, so we put them on display in all their ugliness for everyone to see. Our Gorman's Goofs sale is a real furniture freak show. But if you pass up prices like this, you belong in a sideshow too.. So, c'mon over to Gorman's Gallery and see all our buyer's boo-boos at up to fifty percent off. You'll be surprised at just how ugly ugly can be. And if you don't find anything you like, it's always good for a few laughs. REG. NOW 48" diameter dining table with chrome strip and four side chairs. The designer of this monster was the first to stand trial at the "Furniture Crimes Trials" in Grand Rapids. When you see it, you'll agree with the jury— "Guilty" $1065 $599 60" chrome sided upholstered bench with attached cushion. one's our "Medusa" model. It's been to turn lookers into stone. known to $459 90" steel gray, cut velvet sofa with chrome base that gives it "floating" effect. Effect is right. This thing's been grounded here so long, the manufacturers name is written in heiroglyphics $1099 Natural wicker loveseat. Brown on white. Cotton print cushions. If he still loves you after buying this atrocity— it's the real thing Leather-look vinyl chair and matching ottoman. Made in California (where else?). Proof that comfort isn't everything. The best thing about sitting in this chair is you don't have to look at it $925 Friday, January 5, 1919 19 REG. NOW Split Rattan, 72" long, 4 door buffet, with Bamboo finish to give authentic "missionary look" to homes with Victorian or Colonial decor. We've got three and if they're not sold this time around—check out the back lot for a real bargain (Ask for Guido). $1420 $895 $288 Swivel rocker in grey Haitian cotton, with memory swivel. Even in Haiti, they no likie...Memory swivel reminds you never to buy another. It may have been a big hit in the jungle—but so are bananas. $375 $188 $549. 2 imported custom chairs, stainless steel frame, leather stirrups, Aztec design. Really a gorgeous chair if you happen to live in Inca ruins. Aztec design simulates Montezuma's revenge. $388 $895 $495 Imported Italian design Saporiti 3 cushion sofa. Suede covered. Bad Taste—Italian style. Perfect for throwing spaghetti at. $3900 $1995 $975 $569 Two Baker apartment size sofas. Foam and down seats. All down back pillows, Floral design, Did we say Floral design? If flowers looked like this bbes would be pollinating mushrooms! $1140 Imported steel and glass wall hung display system. As seen on "Let's Make a Dear . Contestants preferred Monty's Cookie Jar ten-to-one. Our buyer was the one. $1055 $599 $699 Thayer-Coggin dining room chairs. Tubular steel frames, sky blue velvet covers. Well, "sky blue" if you live in Gary, Indiana qr Pittsburgh. These chairs are the perfect remedy for long-staying relatives $359 $165 Complete wall system with finished chrome hardware by Baker. Not the designer, the Senator. It's.the skeleton in' his closet. (Oops—there goes the nomination!) . . . . $5969 $2995 Ello wall system—white glass front with chrome trim. Covers eight feet of wall space. Lots of drawers, lots of doors, this one's got 'everything but a buyer $3654 5 piece Stackmore folding table set. Folding cane back chairs, folding black vinyl table. The only good thing about this ugly folding table is it's easy to hide. $289 $1799 $169 Solid butcher block table (42" in diameter) and 4 lea- ther strap chairs. This table and chair combination makes a delicate ensemble—or was that "delicatessen ensemble"? $699 $399 Thayer-Coggin leather lounge chairs With chrome frames and leather strap arms. These beasts look like contemporary electric chairs. Designed to inflect cruel and unusual puhishment on the buyer. $969 $449 Olive ash Thayer-Coggin game table. Neither Thayer or Coggin would take the rap for this bow-wow. It al- most ended a beautiful partnership 60" inch Loveseat in velvet multi-print floral pattern. The real beauty of this couch is it makes everything else in your home look better $925 $488 $720 $449 88" inch sofa by Selig with top grade cover and chrome trim arms. As if 85" inches of ugly couch wasn't enough. Our buyer hid under this one for a week after it was delivered. If he wasn't the owner he'd be fired... . $899 $499 Plexi-glass- and glass cocktail. table. It's glass, brass and plenty crass. This one's responsible for three hernias. Not from lifting—from laughing. When you run out of jokes at the next party point your finger at this one. $499 $268 4 piece curved sectional by Century. Fully upholster- ed with strange pattern in questionable taste. When you fall asleep on this loser, the nightmare begins when you wake up $2715 Solid wood Butcher block. table with minor flaw. The major flaw was ordering it in the first place $475 Complete wall system imported from Italy. Black-formica finish with doors and shelves: These Italian imports were delayed so long in immigration they're now antiques—the first piece of furniture to be classed as an "undesireable alien". $1255 $1699 $149 $599 Wide selection of loud lamps that seem to shout across the room. If you're smart you'll ignore thern. But at 50% off, who can?? " GALLERY OF FINE FURNITURE Telegraph at 12 Mile Road • Open Mon.; Thurs., Fri. Till 9 P.M. • 353-9880 ALL ITEMS SUBJECT TO PRIOR SALE.