52 Friday, September 29, 1918

THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS

V.I.P. PALACE

The Best of Everything)

Korean—Mandarin
Japanese Steak House

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gredient or another . . . To a
person geared to standard
Happy New Year
procedures, this seemed
pretty hit-and-miss . . .
To All
Why, we asked, didn't he
Prudential Town Center
write down the recipe long
10 Mile & Evergreen
358-1911
ago and simply folloviit? .. .
His answer was a gem .. .
"Because how do I know it
can't taste better."
MORE
LOONEY
LAWS ... Colorado forbids
the serving of food in a room
CALLING BERNIE which is used for any other
Remember
KERNER ...
purpose . . . In Winona
Specializing In Family Dinners
back when you were helping Lake, Ind., it is illegal to eat
. BARBEQUED SPARE RIBS
run the old Darbys on .W. ice cream at a counter on
.Seven Mile and Wyoming
• BARBEQUED CHICKEN
Sunday . . . In 'Oklahoma
. . . and took a couple of spe- City, you cannot take a bite
• FRESH SEA FOOD • COCKTAILS
JJ
OPEN 7 DAYS . . Mon. thru Fri.. 11 to 12
cial corned beef sandwiches
of another person's ham-
Sat.. 5 to 12 Sun.. 12 to 12
For Carry-Out
to friend Bernard Marks in
Call 946-7960
11780 TELEGRAPH Bet., Goddard & Northline
Old Grace Hospital? .-. . You burger . . . It is illegal to buy
a glass of milk in San Fran-
went to Room 474, he wasn't
cisco — it must be sold only
there, so you waited about in sealed containers .. .
15 minutes and then left,
Here's a doozy — In Greene,
putting the sandwiches in
N.Y., you cannot eat
the room . . . A couple of
peanuts and walk back-
OF _
* hours
later, you called the
wards on the sidewalk while
hospital and asked for Room a concert is on . . . A lot of
474 . . . A man answered
folks would probably like to
and you asked how he felt,
make this one a national
. . . "Fine," came the reply law — about an Astoria
. . . Then you inquired why County, Wash., ordinance
OtH And More!"
his voice sounded so differ-
decreeing that all restau=
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and how the sandwiches
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rant menus must be written
were
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"Swell!
Were
you
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in the "American" language
the one that brought them?"
. . . In Lehigh, Neb., it is
. . You said yes and asked if
against the law to sell.
he was Bernard Marks .. .
doughnut holes.
The gent said no, and as to
SOME WAITRESSES
your- inquiry where your are the most diplomatic
friend was, the fellow an-
people in the world . . . Who
swered that he didn't know
else could smile when they
. . . "I checked in at one
serve you that coffee at_a_ lot
o'clock this afternoon.
of
places?
Thanks for the sandwiches.
YES, THERE WAS a
But next time, please put a
restaurant called A-Z Safari
little more mustard on
Itay Peace On
Land on the East Side . . . It
them!"
Earth Reign For
featured wild game dinners
WE ONCE HAD the — like broiled boa constric-
I // nankin('
privilege of watching a tor, -African lion steaks and
greal French chef prepare a -alligator tails . . . The pan-
WE WILL BE CLOSED MON. & TUES., OCT. 2 & 3
4+ salad dressing . . . He'd try shelf was full of goodies
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made it countless times and from the African veldt, but
REOPENING WED., OCT. 4 AT 6:30 a.m.
was world famous for it .. . even though the prepara-
AND
But we noticed that after tion was excellent, we
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 11
he'd add a dash of this and a would have never recom-
pinch Of that, he'd taste the mended them for the timid
REOPENING THURS., OCT. 12 AT 6:30 a.m.
then proceed to . . . For the adventurous, a
4+ dressing,
add a little more of one in- good dinner might have
started out with fresh baby
bees drawn in butter . . . For
your entree, you might have
BEST WISHES TO ALL OUR FRIENDS & CUSTOMERS
chosen the iguana dinner —
FORA
if you gave three days notice
. . . If iguana dinner did not
fit your mood, there was the
stuffed diamond back
rattlesnake, breast of crow
or monkey with fingers .. .
For an exotic dessert,
suggested were the choco-
late covered ants.

EXTENDS THE BEST
OF WISHES FOR A VERY

HAPPY NEW YEAR

mouth." .. . But that's
silly, lemon in mouth," she
p-rotested ... "That's the
way it's done at the best
dinners in Europe" said her
employer . . . The maid re-
luctantly agreed She
served the fish, complete
with tail and head . . . and
she carried a lemon in her
mouth.

Jim's Garage, on Lamed
downtown, "An optimist is a
guy who falls out of a 20-
story bldg. and as he passes
every story, he says; "Well,
so far I'm all right!"

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Very Happy New Year

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WISH EVERYONE

A HEALTHY & HAPPY

NEW YEAR

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A Very Happy And
Healthful New Year

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OVERHEARD AT ...
Golden Mushroom, 10

Mile and Southfield, "A
smart female is one who
quits playing ball when she
makes a good catch."

lent Facilities Available For
Wedding Ceremony and Receptions
Plus A 160-Room Hotel For Your Guests
Excel

Export Increase

-LUNCHEONS MON. THRU SAT. FROM 11 a.m„
DINNER MON. THRU SAT. FROM 5 p.m. SUN. 1 to 10 p.m.

JERUSALEM (ZINS) —
Israel's exports in the first
six months of 1978 rose 28.6
percent to $1.8 billion, com-
pared to $1.4 billion during
the same period in 1977.
Exports of metals,
machinery and electronics
were up 50.2 percent.

LATE NIGHT ALA CARTE MENU MON.-SAT., 11 p.m. to 1 a.m.

SUNDAY IS BRUNCH DAY

Served From 10 am. to 2 p.m.

New Settlements

$ 4 95
per person

JERUSALEM (ZINS) —
The Israeli government has
established 35 -new settle-
ments in the past year, in-
cluding 13 on the West

Reservations Accepted

5645143

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Adjacent To The Top of Troy Building

Reservations Suggested:

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• Bar Mitzvas • Bat Mitzvas • Sweet 16's
• Banquets • Showers • Parties For All Occasions

One of Michigan's Most Elegant
Arrays of All-You-Can-Eat Delights,
Including 14 Hot Entrees

DINING and COCKTAILS

755 WEST BIG BEAVER ROAD

Reid Ashton, Wayne Gallagher
and Chef Milos
Wish Their Friends & Customers

--
VERY HEALTHY & HAPPY NEW YEAR

WOODWARD S. OF LONG LAKE RD.
Bloomfield Hills

The management and
employees_take great
pleasure in offering
the most fondest of
wishes to everyone
for a

181004. 10 Mile Rd., cor. Southfield Rd. 559-4230

Luncheons. Droners andAtter-Theatre
Served Monday thru Saturday

k_uhe
twman
leriwee
27822 ORCHARD LAKERD.

At 1.2 Mile. _Lust

851-4094
Open Mon. thru Sat.
1 1:30 a.m. - 2:30 a.m.

Off U.S. 696

WISHES EVERYONE
A HEALTHY AND
HAPPY

.
NEW YEAS

TOM
TABLESIDE
T4USBARrG
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