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30 Friday, December 9, 1977

Having An Affair?
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THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS

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Danny Raskin's

TRAYS
$2.75

The Best of Everything

per pers.

27701 Orchard Lake Road
Near 12 Mile
553-2191

ROZZY'S MINI DELI
543 - 6073

SERVING ITALIAN-AMERICAN
CUISINE IN THE FINEST
TRADITION

OVER
40 YEARS A

DETROIT DINING LANDMARK

(YOUR HOSTS: DAN & M ARCELLA MOODY)

• Luncheons • Dinners • Cocktails
• . Late Evening Menu • Private Banquet Facilities

OUR NEW HOURS
MON. THRU SAT., 11 a.m. to 10:30 p.m.

SUNDAY BUFFET DAY, 11 a.m. to 7:30 p.m.

(4 Blks. N. of 6 Mile)

869-3988

\, ATTENDANT PARKING

4.

VERY VIVID imagination
brings The Case History of
L.J. Loophole - . . .new limit-
ed menu eatery at Sheraton-
Southfield Hotel on Nine
Mile.
"Near the close of the
19th Century a child was
born in the mining town of
Leadville, Colo. Unlike most
male children in the town
L.J. Loophole did not follow
his father's footsteps and
labor in the mines.
"L.J. - became the most
enterprising of scoundrels
and amassed a vast fortune
skirting the thin edges of-
the law throughout the
West. Loophole knew the
ins-and outs of every statute

HOLIDAY HAPPENINGS

BEGIN AT

ALBAN'S

RESTAURANT

BOTTLE & BASKET SHOPPE

TRY OUR BOTTLE & BASKET
GOURMET DELUXE BUFFET TRAY

Corn Beef
Roast Beef
Bar-B-Q Beef
Pepperbeef
Turkey
Southern Fried
Chicken

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Swiss Cheese
Potato Salad
Cole Slaw

and a variefy of
our other salads
garnished with
olives and pickles

Bread and mustard are included
with trays, $3.75 per person

Meat tray only—same as above
EXCLUDING salads, $3.25 per person

ALBAN'S REGULAR TRAY

Your Choice of 2 Salads

Potato Salad, Cole Slaw, Mixed Bean,
Ceci Bean, Swiss Cheese

Your Choice of.3 Meats

Corned Beef, Bar-B-Q Beef, Turkey,
Pepperbeef and All Beef Salami
Garnished with olives and pickles — Bread
and mustard also included
"TOP QUALITY
$ 2 95 per perso'h
MEATS ONLY"

Another Specialty Tray of Alban's

Sandwiches of your choice sit on a tray, gar-
nished with pickles and olives and a jar of mus-

tard and potato chip.

$2.70 per person
COMPLETE HOT MEAL SERVICE

HOT & COLD HORS D'OEUVRES
ALSO AVAILABLE

ALBAN'S

BOTTLE & BASKET SHOPPE

of Birmingham

188 N. Hunter Blvd.

646-6553

and, thus, was able to buy
judges, swindle orphans,
and dispose of valueless
mining stock on unsuspect-
ing widows.
"The initials "L.J."
caused much consteration
to all. Many argued that the
intitals stood for-Lascivious
Jurytamperer. Others said
that our hero's initials were
for Leander Jerrymander,
however, the simple truth of
the matter is that his par-
ents were too poor to afford
a full name.
"At the age of 29 Cupid
played upon the strings of
Loophole's head and his
love for Vanessa Pinkerton
loosened his faculties. The
greedy Pinkerton family
sold their daughter into
wedlock much to - L.J."s -
pleasure. Shortly after their
wedding day Vanessa slid
up the drainpipe from their
two story basement apart-
ment into the arms of an
Irish tinker and headed
East. This adulterous
couple were rumored to be
living near the mouth of the
mighty Mississippi where
they bred a family of 12
boys, one girl, and several
litters of mongrel canines.
"Crestfallen and heart-
broken, Loophole spent his
grief amassing more money
which he poured into his pet
project, a gourment restau-
rant in beautiful downtown
Teaneck, N.J. Today, this
restaurant is re-created
here, named after its found-
er and guiding spirit.
"We regret to report that
Loophole's existence con-
cluded in 1929 at the end of
a rope.
"Two weeks prior to his
untimely death, Loophole
married the 19-year-old
daughter of his chef. Loo-
phole's widow then squan-
dered her inheritance on a
collection of antique Klee-
nex holders and a samba
dancer from Ypsilanti. -
Menus for lunch and din-
ner are in the form of a
summons. . . cleverly put
together by General Man-
ager Dan Murphy and his
Chicago ad firm.
"SUMMONS. THE
AFOREMENTIONED
PERSON IS HEREBY
SUMMONED TO A DE-
LIGHTFUL REPAST IN
THE ESTABLISHEMNT
OF THE HONORABLE L.J.
LOOPHOLE, RESIDENT
REPROBATE OF THE
SHERATON-SOUTHFIELD
HOTEL. IN WITNESS
WHEREOF, WE HAVE AF-
FIXED OUR SEAL."

CALL FROM a bride just

just finishing cooking one of
her very first meals. . .
"Dinner's ready darling.
Come and guess it."
ITALIAN OLD ATTIC on
Southfield between 12 and 13
Mile has been sold.
TIP TO. . .Waiters and
Waitresses. Check your ta-
bles. .. be certain nothing is
missing. . . salt, pepper, ash
tray, etc. . . Make sure
everything, especially the

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