THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS Friday, June 10, 1977 27 Levenson's Kid Stuff Delineates, Innocence of Youth in New Volume 1---- "Ma, open your mouth. I wanna talk to my brother." Sam Levenson. unques- tionably one of the most ad- mired of America's humor- ists, has another. perhaps even more important. role. He is a student of the child's mind. a sort of scholarly psychologist who absorbs youth sentimentalities. The "Let's play pregnant. I'll shave and you'll throw up." latter quality may have made him the genius in the humorus aspects of life. In dispensing fun he deals with the family,—never exempting his parents and other close relatives, and the heroic is always center- ed in the children. Bioethics Quiz 1. Talmud indicates that a patient may be pronounced dead when: A. no pulse can be felt B. no heartbeat can be detected C. respiration has ceased D. the patient does not respond to external stimuli 2. Which of the following definitions of death is compatible with traditional Jewish teaching? A. a brain death B. irreversible coma C. cessation of cardiac activity D. irreversible loss, of consciousness 3. Rema forbids the performance of a post-mortem Ceasa- rean because A. the baby is likely to have suffered brain damage B. saving the fetus does not warrant violating the corpse of the mother C. such procedures were known never to be effective D. we cannot determine the moment of death with preci- sion 4. Contemporary Jewish practice is to pronounce a patient dead A. upon cessation of cardiac activity s, B. upon cessation of respiration C. upon cessation of both cardiac and respiratory activi- ty D. after an interval of between 20 and 60 minutes has elapsed following cessation of respiration 5. According to the Yalkut sickness was unknown and hence not mentioned in the Bible prior to B. Noah A. Jacob D. Moses C. Abraham 6. Prior to the era of organ transplants, determination of the time of death was most significant A._ in order to establish order of survival for purposes of inheritance B. In order to determine when the body might be moved C. for purposes of withdrawing therapy D. in order to establish the date of the Yortzeit 7. A post-mortem Caesarean is permitted by all authorities A. if the father has not fulfilled the commandment "be fruitful and multiply" B. if death is sudden C. for purposes of scientific research D. if the mother has been decapitated 8. The sole authority who maintains that life can be contin- ued, at least for a short while, even after the heart - has ceased ceased beating is A. Hatam Sofer B. Rabbi Jonathan Eibeschutz C. Hakham Tzvi D. Mishkanot Yaakov 9. Except when necessary to enhance the honor of the de- ceased Jewish law requires that burial take place A the same day B. within 72 hours C. within 24 hours D. before decomposition begins 10. A specific exception to the rule that all persons are bur- ied in shrouds is the case of A. children B. persons dying of infectious diseases C. criminals D. women who die in childbrith ANSWERS 1. C; 2. C; 3. D; 4. D; 5. A; 6. B; 7. D; 8. D; 9. A; 10. D. It did not necessarily begin with the expericnce he gained as a teacher, which preceded his plat- form occupation. He ac- quired the knowledge about the young and absorbed their clever remarks from his own youth. That's how much of what he imparts to his audiences, and in his nu- merous books, becomes the basic reality of his links with his cast of characters. The Levenson skill with kid stuff is evidenced in his new book, "A Time for In- nocence" (Simon and Schus- ter). It is another of Sam's hi- larious books, but he does not get all the credit. The scores of drawings illustra- ting subjects he deals with, by. Whitney Darrow Jr., fill half or more of the book and add immensely to its merits. It is the innocence of the child in matters of immo- rality Wand sex that is al- luded to in the new Leven- son collectin of kid stuff. Of the many in the book there are, as examples, these: "Most babies are born at night when their mothers are home. - "I'm glad I'm born already so I don't have to go every- where with my mother." "If mothers can give birth to boys, why do we need f a- thers?" Last year my mother came down with a baby. Now my aunt's got it." "When a lady is going to have a baby the say she's suspecting." "Why don't mothers just get a zipper on their stom- ach?" For Sam Levenson this en- tire questioning business started when he dared to ask, as a child, "Where do I come from?" That's when he was told: "If God wanted us to know what's on the inside he would have put it on the outside." "When you have children of your own, you'll ask them." "Ask you mother, You're from her side of the fam- ily." The child's ques- tion "Where did I come from?" says Sam, "is not as easily answered as how he got here. He got here through us, who got here through others before them, back, way back to the germinal beginnings of life and time. That's where. How is a matter of male and female plumbing. This we can explain." But when children try to explain where they came from to one another, he says, it's often a case of their "not letting the fact in the way of their imagina- tion." ONE MAN ORCHESTRA Bar Mitzva's Candle Lighting Anniversaries-Weddings House Parties- Dances Etc. Standards to Rock Music For All Ages FreddySheyer 398-24,62 - Jewish College Cites Catholic for Aiding Jews in Holocaust NEW YORK—At Hebrew Union. College-Jewish In- stitute of Religion com- mencement excercises last Sunday, a frail, tiny 76- year-old Woman received an honorary doctorate of hu- mane letters. Honored was Dr. Gertrude Luckner, a German Roman Catholic so- cial worker, editor and writer, for helping to save hundreds of German Jews from the Nazis and as a re- sult, was tortured and im- prisoned for two years in a concentration camp. During World War II, Dr. Luckner worked with such German Jewish leaders as Rabbi Leo Baeck to estab- lish contacts throughout Germany to help Jews es- cape the Nazis. She was ar- rested by the Gestapo in 1943, and imprisoned in the Ravensbrueck concentra- tion camp for women, - a camp that specialized in gynecological experimenta- tion and torture. Dr. Luckner had traveled throughout Germany, as an emissary of the Catholic Archbishop of Freiberg, vis- iting Jews, leaving them money, helping those fami- lies whose members had been deported to concentra- tion camps. The Rabbi of Cologne and his wife were recipients of Dr. Luckner's aid. "I was a kind of cou- rier," Dr. Luckner said. "I went from one Jewish fam- ily to another, from city to city. But there was very little I could do. Help is always slower than the need is." It was one such trip, from Freiberg, a city in southwestern Germany, to Berlin in March, 1943, that the Gestapo arrested Dr. Luckner. The Gestapo interrogated her for nine weeks, to find out who her contacts were. "But I didn't give them what they wanted," she said. When the Gestapo asked who her bosses were, she replied, "My Christian conscience." She was then sent to Rav- ensbrueck concentration camp, where she remained for two years, until the Rus- sians liberated the camp. Emaciated and almost physically destroyed, Dr. Luckner promptly went to work to help the newly freed Jews, by getting them food and money. Since 1949, Dr. Luckner, who holds a doctorate in political sci- ence, has been the editor of a periodical in West Ger- many devoted to improving Christian-Jewish under- standing. 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