THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS
RABBI S. ZACHARIASH
Latest Vorspan Book a Light Critique
Specialized
BY ALLEN. A. WARSEN
in the Neck" is divided
into 12 chapters. Some of
In Home or Hospital
their titles read: "Becom-
ing the Mensh You Were
557-9666
Meant to Be," "Winners,
Losers, and N ochshlep-
RABBI DR. LEO
pers."
The book is concerned
with mental processes,
such as "approvalitis,"
Expert Mohel
"personal performelitis"
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and "emotional constipa-
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tion."
Vorspan, it should be
Cantor Sidney
noted, rejects depth
Sept. 29 — To Dr. and psychology claiming that
Mrs. Lyle Danuloff digging our past "will
(Wilma Zaft), 10064 Lin- probably only stir up a lot
Certified Mohel
coln, Huntington Woods, of dirt and dust, reinforc-
ing the destructive effects
358-1426 or 357-5544
a son, Jeffrey Scott.
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of obsolete experiences."
IN ■ lownwoom
Sept. 17 — To Mr. and He'd rather interpret
Cantor SAMUEL
Mr.'s. Gary Levitt (Phyllis human behavior by anal-
Rubin), .13358 Victoria, og). and example.
Huntington Woods, a son,
Certified
The author, moreover,
Jeremy Michael.
distinguishes between
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verbal and • body lan-
Serving Homes 8 Hospitals
Sept. 9 — To Mr. and guage. He explains the
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Mrs. Larry Israel (Leda latter: "When body lan-
Margolin) of Southfield, a guage is misread, it can
daughter, Amy Bree.
REV. HERSHI.
cause much mischief. Re-,
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cently, an elderly man
Aug. 19 — To Mr. and and devout Jew gave his
Mrs. Henry Gutter (Su- children fits. They
Certified Mohel
san Wasser), 21801 Gard- thought he had converted
557-0888
ner, Oak Park, a daugh- to Chritisanity because
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ter, Jaime Lyn.
he seemed to cross him-
self every time he left the
house. "Nonsense," he
said when they con-
fronted him. "I touch my
right side to make sure I
hav'e my glasses and my
left to be sure I have my
handkerchief. I put my
hand up to my head to
make sure my yarmulke
is on and I touch my fly to
make sure it is buttoned."
The author ; further-
more, is a "mayvin" (an
expert) on personal
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growth which he com-
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pares to perfume. Like
perfume, it is good to sniff
and take in moderation;
"but taken in too large
doses, you will find out
who you ARE and maybe
straighten your head a
bit, but your job, your
marriage . . . will go
Formerly Flower-Hill
right down the tubes."
Vorspan advises his
"Quality Flowers and Plants"
readers to be gracious
tvergreen & 12 Mile Rd.
Evergreen Plaza
losers a la, Adlai Steven-
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son and not like Spiro Ag-
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OK You're a Pain
in the'Neek" (Doubleday)
is Albert Vorspan's latest.
literary creation. His
other books include "My
Rabbi Doesn't Make
House Calls" and "Mazel
Tov! You're Middle
Aged."
"I'm OK You're a Pain
GREENBAUM
MOHEL
Friday, October 15, 1976 45
13 — APARTMENTS FOR
10 — ROOMS FOR RENT
ALBERT VORSPAN
reminds us of the endur-
ing contribution of such
racious losers as Bryan,
W illkie, Goldwater, and
McGovern.
It is noteworthy that
Vorpsan does not offer a
diet of his own. Instead, he
recommends the "Dr.
George Ohsawa Macrobio-
tics Diet" and the "Dr.
Watkins I Presume
Nosher's Diet." The
Ohsawa diet excludes vit-
amin C from the cuisine.
Fruit is poison. The
Ohsawa experiments show
that "90 percent of the in-
dividuals who suffer from
excessive loss of hair, are
people who love fruit."
They, moreover, tend to
become "suspicious, jeal-
ous, fanciful, indecisive;
are easily chilled and
prone to heart ailments."
It is interesting to point
out that the "Dr. Watkins
I Presume Nosher's Diet"
excludes sweets and
breakfasts. For brunch,
among others, it recom-
mends chicken soup, 3
raisins and a bowl of Alpo.
Chicken soup-break in-
stead of coffee break is
suggested for 2 p.m., 3
p.m., and 4 p.m. However,
for 6 p.m., in addition to
chicken soup, the diet
provides roast stuffed
camel; and for 11 p.m. the
Dr. Watkins I Presume
Nosher's Diet recom-
mends "something light,
to sleep by, like chicken
soup, a large. salami
sandwich on a hard roll;
borsht and kasha (don't
mix them)."
This review would be
incomplete had it not in-
cluded a few of the Vor-
span truisms:
"The mind is an unbro-
ken horse." .
"The law of survival is
an I for an
"Kvetch and the whole
world will kvetch with
you."
Prayers Recited
on Temple Mount
RENT
ROOM for Jewish speaking man.
547-6908, 10 am to 1 pm. No
Saturday calls.
ROOM with private ,bath for
working woman. 557-4804.
ROOM, privileges, for working
man or woman. 968-0473.
NICE room for working lady.
541-1202.
Room for working person. 557-
0376.
ANN ARBOR
Professionals, interested in attractive
1 cr 2 bedroom opts. Furnished or
unfurnished. Beautiful area, patio or
balcony, pool. 1952 Traver Rd.
across Leslie Park Golf Course or
1023 Barton Dr. at Plymouth Rd. Be-
tween Medical Center and North
Campus.
11 am-6 pm or
by appt.
BEAUTIFUL master bedroom
with private bath. Good trans-
portation and parking. Kitchen
privileges. LI 4-8277.
TRAVER KNOLL APTS. -
Call 1-663-8463
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or 1 -663- 1 9 1 2
Bedroom in modern home for
female student or working per-
son. Home like atmosphere.
Chateau Riviera Apts.
Southfield
11 Mile-Greenfield.
i' Luxurious adult apart-
557-6484
ment living. 1-2 & 3 bed-
room apts. GE
10-B — ROOMS WANTED
JEWISH
COMMUNITY
CENTER worker desires room.
851-7764, 542-0290.
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Elderly gentleman would like a
appliances, fully car-
peted, cen. a i r-
conditioning, private bal-
cony, spacious storage
areas, swimming pool.
$300 and up.
room, preferably with private
22316 LaSEINE
bath. 9 Mile or 10 Mile-
Near Northland and
expressways
Daily 9-6
Saturday 10-5
Sunday 1-5
Coolidge area.
626-6595 or 569-3535
11 — SHARE LIVING
QUARTERS
SINGLE GIRL, 25-30, to share
569-4070
apt. 352-3979.
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GENTLEMAN to share fur-
nished Oak Park apt. 968-5217,
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Party room.
Swimming pool.
Large well lighted
DI. 1-3238.
EMPLOYED female, early 20's,
looking to share apt. with same in
Franklin Park Towers. 545-0595.
1 1-A — WANTED TO SHARE
LIVING QUARTERS
Elderly gentleman would like
to share expenses for apt. or
home. 9 Mile or 10 Mile-
Coolidge area.
626-6595 or 569-3535
Looking for woman to share
home or find new home, with
professional woman 28 and
dog.
547-3749 or 547-8332
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Large luxurious
i bedroom apt.
Air-conditioned .
parking lot.
Fully carpeted
Adults. No pets.
NEITHER SEEN
NOR HEARD
JERUSALEM (JTA)
A - .small group of Or-
insects and rodents
thodox and nationalist
Jews gained access to the are the rule in apartments with
ERADICO'S
Temple Mount to pray_
and sound the shofar just
PREVENTATIVE SERVICE
prior to Yom Kippur.
546-6200
But they were blocked
by a police cordon when
they attempted to.return 13 — APARTMENTS FOR
RENT
Monday evening for the
Neilah (closing service).
Members of the group, 2 bedroom apt. & townhouse.
headed by Gershon Salo- Convenient location. Reason-
man, a Likud member of able rent.
the Jerusalem City Coun-
OAK PARK
cil, denounced the gov-
GARDEN APTS
ernment for refusing to
allow Jewish prayers on
967-0284
the site.
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Being Completed Now
Elegant apts.
for gracious living
*CARPORTS
*SELF CLEANING
OVENS
*DISHWASHER
*FROST FREE
REFRIGERATORS
* BALCONIES
*CENTRAL AIR
30250 W. 12 Mile Rd.
Farmington Hills between
Middlebelt 8. Orchard Lake Rds.
Call 557-5950
Sorry, only
1 bedroom apts. left